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Referencing the wrong show. I'm talking about the one where they animated their podcasts.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
-MyJohnsonMilky
Sure... I sort of get a feeling you don't like criticism. In the spirit of that thought, I think you accidentally butchered one or two of your sentences, I've put some underliner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
P.S. No, I do not want to rub my cock against your cock. I really don't understand the fetish, but don't take this as disapproval.
i totally thawed you
scoreee :blushing:
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Originally Posted by mjmacky
Thanks, but although writing fairly well comes naturally to me and I try not to butcher my language through neglect or ignorance, I don't consider absolute perfection necessary (particularly if it disrupts the flow of my thoughts). I'll go for a natural style of written discourse every time, and assume that as long as I am understood then the desired outcome of language has been achieved if not perfect execution.
It's ok, don't do it again.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
There's no way you remembered this password on your own, after all this time :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by footballMary is macky and your previous comment was both insightful and witty - manker, however, isn't English.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You must have written it down before you went to prison, or something else...
:lol:
idk if you remember what it was but I left the pass for this account as what you reset it to last time :wub:
You should log in sometime and read my saved PMs. I looked at a few the other night.
My fave was Ben asking me not to call him Ben on the board because it's his real name - thus ensuring that I, and now everyone else, call him exactly that.
Cunt :pinch:
In all fairness, I was pretty subtle about it.
You probably didn't even realise that I forwarded your PM on to JP and other like-minded cunts to ensure that they also exclusively referred to you as ben :happy:
I think you also forwarded it to one of my accounts. :dry:
:lol:
Quite a mix-up.
But not nearly so bad as when I accidentally CC'd cheese into a PM when I was cybering his sister :ermm:
luckily it wasn't the first time he'd seen my cawk
or his sister's tits :smilie4:
But you ended up making your point ambiguous as a result, it could have gone (could still go) either way, and that's the only reason I pointed it out. It's OK not to be perfect, there can be only one mjmacky.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I wasn't aware of any ambiguity. Anyway, you should see this as the starting point along the route to diagnosis. This is only the beginning of your journey to becoming a normal functional human being.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyBut you ended up making your point ambiguous as a result, it could have gone (could still go) either way, and that's the only reason I pointed it out. It's OK not to be perfect, there can be only one mjmacky.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
OK, but what's in it for me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I hadn't really thought about it from your point of view :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyOK, but what's in it for me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
1. You should have, given that it's an almost flawless point of view.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
2. Statement 1 was made from my point of view, if you disagree with it, see statement 1.
wtf, went through all the 10 pages in anticipation of knowledge on legal drug. All I see is people rubbing their cock:ermm:
That implies that there's a communal cock we all take turns rubbing.Quote:
Originally Posted by anigav
You fucking monkey.
Communal or Communist?
The communal cock is mine, all mine!Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisThat implies that there's a communal cock we all take turns rubbing.Quote:
Originally Posted by anigav
You fucking monkey.
That's why you are cock scoping..Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyThe communal cock is mine, all mine!Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I need to reserve it for around 6 PM this evening (Pacific time zone). Won't get it dirty, just planning to squirt one out on the wife's face. Should be back in rotation by 6:15 PM...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Thanks.
Notes to communal members:
Do not allow Oleg to join in rotation. He'll check it out, and never use it.
Idol is still authorized, but must thoroughly clean it. Maple syrup dried in the end last time, causing my wife to chew on it. :pinch:
Macky loses his deposit after returning it with what appears to be barbed wire scars.
Chalice appears to only use his rotation on his birthday, so I feel he should get a discount on his membership dues.
Rings is hereby removed, and permanently banned, for violations in the Terms of Use Agreement. :dry:
Manker seems to get more use than anyone else (who woulda thunk an accountant would get the most action of us :unsure: ); however, as Chalice receives a discount, Manker's dues should increase.
It's not that Oleg won't use it, I'm pretty sure he must have a strongly developed forearm by now, it's just that he won't/can't use it on anyone else. So maybe if his library card gets validated can book it out on proviso he also buys ALOT of lube, or is it insured for chafing ?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI need to reserve it for around 6 PM this evening (Pacific time zone). Won't get it dirty, just planning to squirt one out on the wife's face. Should be back in rotation by 6:15 PM...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Thanks.
Notes to communal members:
Do not allow Oleg to join in rotation. He'll check it out, and never use it.
Idol is still authorized, but must thoroughly clean it. Maple syrup dried in the end last time, causing my wife to chew on it. :pinch:
Macky loses his deposit after returning it with what appears to be barbed wire scars.
Chalice appears to only use his rotation on his birthday, so I feel he should get a discount on his membership dues.
Rings is hereby removed, and permanently banned, for violations in the Terms of Use Agreement. :dry:
Manker seems to get more use than anyone else (who woulda thunk an accountant would get the most action of us :unsure: ); however, as Chalice receives a discount, Manker's dues should increase.
As for you MBM, why would you need to check out the communal cock anyway, you're married and have children (plural) don't you know that that's it job done, you're now back to flying solo :sadwalk:
OP please change the title of this thread to Communal Cock Scoping?
Everyone else is quite prepared to use the communal cock, it is only you that seem to be interested in cock scoping, is there something you aren't telling us ?Quote:
Originally Posted by anigav
I disagree with the discount, he only uses his real name on his birthday. All other times he's using it, he's breaking in and using a pseudonym. Apparently he's behind the vagrant problem we thought we were having.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Also, remember everyone to bring your own towel and not to leave it behind when you're done with it (especially Idol). I hate that I'm the only picking up and washing the towels, you're adults now and there's really no need for me to be reminding you how to act like ones. Another thing, the neighbors are writing letters about excessive noise past 11 p.m. Please remember to keep it down, not for their sake, but so that we don't lose our late night privileges when it gets used most.
I've found that the graffiti scribbled on it rubs off rather easily, so it hasn't been much of a problem. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
To be fair, "Benchez" wasn't exactly the most well-thought out pseudonym in the world :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
When can I borrow it? Mary wants me to bend him over in his shed, but I don't possess the necessary equipment :(
Improvise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You're in a shed ffs.
Well they might have already scoped it.. they are a quite progressive stockQuote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisEveryone else is quite prepared to use the communal cock, it is only you that seem to be interested in cock scoping, is there something you aren't telling us ?Quote:
Originally Posted by anigav
I'm beginning to think you might be misrepresenting yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Did I mention I also have an attic, a garage and an office (Well, 40% of the spare room, anyway). All valid locations for refuge.
I don't need the shed. I'm OK with the fact that it's a wendy house now.
I'm really OK.
:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Your first post sans smilies since ... forever ... means that you're pretty fucking far from okay*.
what film was that from, some tarantino film maybe?
The solution is to get the shed back to being a shed. The question is how* :smilie4:
without you getting into loads of trouble. no one wants that. no one :no:
We need answers and we need them now.
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Originally Posted by manker:oQuote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Your first post sans smilies since ... forever ... means that you're pretty fucking far from okay*.
what film was that from, some tarantino film maybe?
The solution is to get the shed back to being a shed. The question is how* :smilie4:
without you getting into loads of trouble. no one wants that. no one :no:
We need answers and we need them now.
I could by a proper wendy house, and use that as a shed :sly:
YEAH
That'd show 'em like a fox.
Make sure it's one of the ones with a separate section for tea-parties and stuff.
Oh absolutely! :yes:
I'm pretty sure it's from Pulp Fiction if anybody cares, though I don't remember who said it. I'm feeling like it was Ving Rhames.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Yes it was Ving Rhames character Marsellus, saying he was pretty fucking far from Okay, after being saved from the rapists. Personally I like what he says next:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI'm pretty sure it's from Pulp Fiction if anybody cares, though I don't remember who said it. I'm feeling like it was Ving Rhames.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.
I was thinking it was some black dewd, but I couldn't get past Jules.
Thanks, guys :happy: