Unethical fuckwits...

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Originally Posted by chavis

Telling me that you want me to die means that I win. I must've done a proper number on you, sunshine.

Tell you what, let's have a race to see who dies first. Me or your mum.

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Now lets correct some of these fantasies of yours. I don't want you to die, I couldn't give a fuck if you die or not, I just can't think of anything that is more appropriate for such a sad little fuck as you, whos only purpose in life is to go around spewing your shit at other people. You're serving no other purpose on this planet, so death seems to be the only appropriate purpose for you. Preferrably a nice gory one which some of us can have a laugh about.

Next time you tell me "I started it" you might like to try and follow the thread, specifically your own posts. Twas you who started it when you thought it'd be funny to use my Mum to try and dig at me. I know it's hard for a dumb fuck like you to follow, expecially because you're Irish and therefore handicapped in the intelligence stakes, but it would be better if you at least tried to keep up with what has been said instead of wandering around making standalone posts, which bear no relation to the previous posts.

Welcome to the board, Gandhi. I can see we're gonna get along like a house on fire (with you screaming for help from an upstairs window).[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the welcome, that shocked me.
Don't do upstairs windows, not good for me vertigo
I can handle the fire, no need to rush and help

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

Telling me that you want me to die means that I win. I must've done a proper number on you, sunshine.

Tell you what, let's have a race to see who dies first. Me or your mum.

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Now lets correct some of these fantasies of yours. I don't want you to die, I couldn't give a fuck if you die or not, I just can't think of anything that is more appropriate for such a sad little fuck as you, whos only purpose in life is to go around spewing your shit at other people. You're serving no other purpose on this planet, so death seems to be the only appropriate purpose for you. Preferrably a nice gory one which some of us can have a laugh about.

Next time you tell me "I started it" you might like to try and follow the thread, specifically your own posts. Twas you who started it when you thought it'd be funny to use my Mum to try and dig at me. I know it's hard for a dumb fuck like you to follow, expecially because you're Irish and therefore handicapped in the intelligence stakes, but it would be better if you at least tried to keep up with what has been said instead of wandering around making standalone posts, which bear no relation to the previous posts.

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Yay!! You're back to making rants. I love it when you do that.

You started it when you started a thread calling a mod a 'fucking retarded prick' for moving your aggressive stalking thread about uploading amateur porn. We had no interaction before that.

Now can you give me an address so I can send some flowers to your mum? Before it's too late, like.

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Originally Posted by chavis

You struggle to understand a lot of things.

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Yes, but I do at least now understand Irishmen a wee bit better, and how come they've behaved as they have, it's because they're exactly like you, and you're exactly like them. Thank you for that.

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Originally Posted by reject

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by reject

Then I guess I'm back to hoping karma comes and decapitates you whilst you're out driving someday... or provides some other similar and appropriate ending for you.

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Telling me that you want me to die means that I win.

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Now lets correct some of these fantasies of yours. I don't want you to die

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Mentalist.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Yay!! You're back to making rants. I love it when you do that.

You started it when you started a thread calling a mod a 'fucking retarded prick' for moving your aggressive stalking thread about uploading amateur porn. We had no interaction before that.

Now can you give me an address so I can send some flowers to your mum? Before it's too late, like.

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Not everything you don't like reading is a rant, all of that for example was posted perfectly calmly.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Mentalist.

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Sorry is your opinion meant to be worth something?

Anyway, that can't be right, I'm a decent chap remember. Prick.

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Originally Posted by Brotherhood

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Originally Posted by chavis

Welcome to the board, Gandhi. I can see we're gonna get along like a house on fire (with you screaming for help from an upstairs window).

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Thanks for the welcome, that shocked me.
Don't do upstairs windows, not good for me vertigo
I can handle the fire, no need to rush and help

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Fixed your quote for you, like.
I'm impressed with your fire handling abilities. Are you the Silver Surfer, a Romanian gypsy circus act or something else :eyebrows:

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by manker

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Mentalist.

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Sorry is your opinion meant to be worth something?

Anyway, that can't be right, I'm a decent chap remember. Prick.

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Being decent doesn't preclude a chap from being mental.
My non-existent great uncle Lionel was a decent chap, some kind of modern day Mother Teresa with a cawk. He once plucked five Germans from certain death on an Irish cliff - but dementia of the senile kind turned him completely mental.

Do you see what I did there. I made up an unwell relative. I think you can learn something from that :smilie4:

What amuses me about this is that your mate chavis goes around behaving like a mentalist all the time, spewing shit at other people, posting outright lies about other people, all in the name of behaving like a cunt towards other people so you can all have a laugh at them. But when one of us comes and does it back you all go getting all upset about it and calling us mentalists... you don't call your mate chavis that... odd that innit. Don't you think that speaks volumes about the kind of mental fuck that you are. That you obtain fun from such behaviour, but only when it's you and your mates directing it outwards. Yet you don't like it being directed back at you.

Oh! And the day when I learn any lesson from you... well.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

What amuses me about this is that your mate manker goes around behaving like a mentalist all the time, spewing shit at other people, posting outright lies about other people, all in the name of behaving like a cunt towards other people so you can all have a laugh at them. But when one of us comes and does it back you all go getting all upset about it and calling us mentalists... you don't call your mate chavis that... odd that innit. Don't you think that speaks volumes about the kind of mental fuck that you are. That you obtain fun from such behaviour, but only when it's you and your mates directing it outwards. Yet you don't like it being directed back at you.

Oh! And the day when I learn any lesson from you... well.

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Well, I don't have a mate called manker, but if I did I bet he'd be pretty cool.
I only said that the one statement was mental, you said you wanted him to die, he said that if you did want him to die, then he's won. Then you corrected him a few minutes later as if you'd completely forgotten that you said that you wanted him to die.
Mental.

I do find it amusing when chalice is all cunty, I mean I have a go sometimes but he does it better than I do. You've only got yourself to blame that it's directed at you, and I mean that sincerely.

And don't be so quick to denounce my teachings. I feel they can help you through this troubled time.

You should learn to read, I said I was back to hoping karma would see that he had a fitting ending for someone who goes around behaving as he does, and that I could only hope it would be something nice, painful and gory so that you and I could have a laugh about it. That's not me wanting him to die, that's me wanting him to get what is coming, and believing that given his behaviour, and that he is serving no other purpose than to waste valueable resources which could better be used by other humans, that'd be death.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

You should learn to read, I said I was back to hoping karma would see that he had a fitting ending for someone who goes around behaving as he does, and that I could only hope it would be something nice, painful and gory so that you and I could have a laugh about it. That's not me wanting him to die, that's me wanting him to get what is coming, and believing that given his behaviour, and that he is serving no other purpose than to waste valueable resources which could better be used by other humans, that'd be death.

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By that 'logic', your mum must've been a right cunt then. Seems karma is catching up with her.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

You should learn to read, I said I was back to hoping karma would see that he had a fitting ending for someone who goes around behaving as he does, and that I could only hope it would be something nice, painful and gory so that you and I could have a laugh about it. That's not me wanting him to die, that's me wanting him to get what is coming, and believing that given his behaviour, and that he is serving no other purpose than to waste valueable resources which could better be used by other humans, that'd be death.

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So you don't only want him to die. You want him to have a painful death.
That's even worse and means chavis has won by an even greater margin - your continued stance that you don't want him to die, even though you've stated twice that you hope he dies makes you appear completely befuddled even to the spastic observer.

Now come on, you don't really want a wordsmith duel with me, do you. I mean for fuck's sake, you're practically unarmed.

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Originally Posted by chavis

By that 'logic', your mum must've been a right cunt then. Seems karma is catching up with her.

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Do you think?










(Like anything you think is worth shit to anyone)

the last two pages in a nutshell:

person A: you've upset me
person B: haha, i upset you
person A: no you didn't
person Welsh: lol

names changed to protect the innocent.

The best thing about this thread so far (apart from reject's mum) is the fact that he actually went back and deleted his posts, even though I'd quoted them all anyway.

Now that's a special kinda silly little sausage right there and no mistake.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Now come on, you don't really want a wordsmith duel with me, do you. I mean for fuck's sake, you're practically unarmed.

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Says the man who thinks I have said I want chavis to die :huh:

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Originally Posted by chavis

The best thing about this thread so far (apart from reject's mum) is the fact that he actually went back and deleted his posts, even though I'd quoted them all anyway.

Now that's a special kinda silly little sausage right there and no mistake.

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Yeah, well they were made when I was caught out, so didn't accurately represent me, at least not the new and improved me. They were a throwback to when I was a decent chap who felt that causing offence to others was something I should give a fuck about. As you all know I've been improved since then, by cunts such as yourselves.

The best bit for me is that you're such a sad cunt that you actually went back and noticed that I'd deleted them all.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

the last two pages in a nutshell:

person A: you've upset me
person B: haha, i upset you
person A: no you didn't
person Welsh: lol

names changed to protect the innocent.

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Not quite,

See person A would have to be chavis leaping to the defence of Squeamous, as that's where it all started.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

You should learn to read, I said I was back to hoping karma would see that he had a fitting ending for someone who goes around behaving as he does, and that I could only hope it would be something nice, painful and gory so that you and I could have a laugh about it. That's not me wanting him to die, that's me wanting him to get what is coming, and believing that given his behaviour, and that he is serving no other purpose than to waste valueable resources which could better be used by other humans, that'd be death.

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By that 'logic', your mum must've been a right cunt then. Seems karma is catching up with her.

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Talking about karma, I have to go pick up a gigantic snooker table from Penarth for my son in about 10 minutes.
Every time I giggle like a spastic 7 year old that's lost bladder control in morning assembly at your cruel jibes, it's making it entirely more likely that I'm going to get decapitated by a green felt covered slate slab on the way home.

If it does happen, i want you to know that if i had to pick a nurturing guardian for my dependants from this thread, it would be you :cry:

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Originally Posted by manker

Talking about karma, I have to go pick up a gigantic snooker table from Penarth for my son in about 10 minutes.
Every time I giggle like a spastic 7 year old that's lost bladder control in morning assembly at your cruel jibes, it's making it entirely more likely that I'm going to get decapitated by a green felt covered slate slab on the way home.

If it does happen, i want you to know that if i had to pick a nurturing guardian for my dependants from this thread, it would be you :cry:

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Presumably so he could make your dependents into the same kind of retards he's made his own dependents into?

how the fuck are you going to fit a snooker table into your hairdressermobile?

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Originally Posted by chavis

The best thing about this thread so far (apart from reject's mum) is the fact that he actually went back and deleted his posts, even though I'd quoted them all anyway.

Now that's a special kinda silly little sausage right there and no mistake.

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:lol:
He even changed 'gluten' to 'glutton' after we'd taken the pish and you'd quoted it.
Bless.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

how the fuck are you going to fit a snooker table into your hairdressermobile?

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roof rack?

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

how the fuck are you going to fit a snooker table into your hairdressermobile?

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roof rack?

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no thanks, you?

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by manker

roof rack?

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no thanks, you?

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Did I get the terminology wrong. lol you boys and your car talk.

I'm taking my old man's transit. I don't know if it's going to fit in there but I've got some bungee things as well.
Colour me prepared :happy:

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm taking my old man's transit. I don't know if it's going to fit in there but I've got some bungee things as well.
Colour me prepared :happy:

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you're such a silly goose:lookaroun

Ta for the fix Manks, my inability to catch on to these places, might warrant a lot more fixing
Do you have a thread for those of us not really up with this modern technology stuff to practice on?
I could mess up with quotes and post a whole load of shit without having to interrupt decent threads

Fire eating is one of my many and varied hobbies, never eaten a whole house fire though

This thread is way too imbalanced, I'm going to help out reject with his argument with chavis.

@reject, don't worry arsebuddy, I'm here to help you out and reinforce your argument.

@chavis, I want you to die you mothercuntfucker. I don't want you to die, but you deserve to die and it'd be best for everyone if you did. Rule 3, if I state that death would befit you, I win. I hope you die. Death would befit you, please don't die. I win.

@manker, way to come in and support your butt buddy, manker, the both of you are inseparable. Maybe if you could pull your tongues out of chavis's arse long enough, you could tell him to fuck off and die, wankers. On second thought, your opinions don't matter, so don't even bother saying anything.

@mum, why did you have to be a woman? I've dealt with your shit long enough. It's a matter of fact that your sex has predetermined your entire existence to serve nothing else other than to propagate lying selfish cuntiness. I hope you die. Sorry mum, I didn't know you were so close, please don't die.

@credit card companies who practice business in an unethical manner. It's a complete shock to me that a financial institution would unethically steal money from their clients. Credit card companies are not women, so why would they behave this way? Cunts. Die.

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And you all call me a mentalist when I see no reason to behave in a decent way towards people like you cunts.

It seems you're all very good at dishing it out, but can't take it back, and go off into petulant "I'll just ignore him and he'll go away" mode. Well I'm not going away, and I intend to behave like a cunt towards you (including wishing and hoping for nasty things to befall you (and your loved ones)) because it's what you all deserve.

Here's hoping manker doesn't make it back... a snooker table through the head would be a good ending for him, and if we're lucky it might get his lad too.

An unwitting foil for black humour
Whose mother was struck by a tumour
Made a slip of the tongue
As regards her Black Lung
And the cancer that strives to consume her.

:smilie4: Hai thenk queue.

Oh! Look poetry from a man with the understanding of a four year old.


I can't imagine why the fuck I should give any kind of fuck about your exceptionally limited understanding of the world, but I do, so I'll help you out here. Not all tumours are cancer.

Poetic license, innit.

Not at all, it's just another opportunity for you to demonstrate your intellectual limitations, whilst you attempt to take another dig at me.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Not at all, it's just another opportunity for you to demonstrate your intellectual limitations.

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Shut it, gluten face.

See, that's what you can expact around here... all afternoon we've been sat here waiting to know if the snooker table fitted in the van, and all we get is crap abuse.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

See, that's what you can expact around here... all afternoon we've been sat here waiting to know if the snooker table fitted in the van, and all we get is crap abuse.

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Yeah, well I didn't expact the Spanish Inquisition. Nobody expacts the Spanish Inquisition.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

See, that's what you can expact around here... all afternoon we've been sat here waiting to know if the snooker table fitted in the van, and all we get is crap abuse.

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Yeah it did. It was as heavy as a piece of felt covered slate surrounded with wood, though.

I carried both cues and the wall thing that keeps score while teh missus and my dad manfully got it into the garage.

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Originally Posted by chavis

An unwitting foil for black humour
Whose mother was struck by a tumour
Made a slip of the tongue
As regards her Black Lung
And the cancer that strives to consume her.

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It's, it's ... it's bewdiful :cry: