Bring cayke, or fuck the fuck off

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Originally Posted by chavis

I work with words, David, nothing else. I don't need to turn up at peoples' doors, Dave. That's the delineating factor here.

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At the time when I turned up at her door she hadn't outed herself as being the woman who had created the man I now am. It wasn't my place to out her to the board, so I had no other option than to turn up at her door. I had already PM'd her to tell her to stay away from me, she ignored it.

Now she has outed herself I have no need to piss away anymore of my time going to her door. I can happily attack her back on here, returning her insults in line with her own statements about how that's OK, and you have uncomprehendingly facilitated that today. Nice way to treat your friend chavis. Your delineating factor statement is meaningless.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

I work with words, David, nothing else. I don't need to turn up at peoples' doors, Dave. That's the delineating factor here.

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At the time when I turned up at her door she hadn't outed herself as being the woman who had created the man I now am. It wasn't my place to out her to the board, so I had no other option than to turn up at her door. I had already PM'd her to tell her to stay away from me, she ignored it.

Now she has outed herself I have no need to piss away anymore of my time going to her door. I can happily attack her back on here, returning her insults in line with her own statements about how that's OK, and you have uncomprehendingly facilitated that today. Nice way to treat your friend chavis. Your delineating factor statement is meaningless.

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You're, as ever, completely deranged, Dave.

Do you honestly think, after all this time, that anything you have to spew will have the slightest effect on my opinion of you? Really? Fuck sake, Dave.

Here's an idea. Go and kiss your wife. Tell her you're sorry for being such a fuckhead all these years. Perhaps make love to her. Take your kids for a walk. Appreciate the finer things, Dave. Before you know it, you'll be in tardy retrospect, lamenting about all the time you wasted here making a fool of yourself.

That is my honest, well-meant advice to you, Dave.

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Originally Posted by chavis

You're, as ever, completely deranged, Dave.

Do you honestly think, after all this time, that anything you have to spew will have the slightest effect on my opinion of you? Really? Fuck sake, Dave.

Here's an idea. Go and kiss your wife. Tell her you're sorry for being such a fuckhead all these years. Perhaps make love to her. Take your kids for a walk. Appreciate the finer things, Dave. Before you know it, you'll be in tardy retrospect, lamenting about all the time you wasted here making a fool of yourself.

That is my honest, well-meant advice to you, Dave.

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Given that your opinions of me and my life are in part based upon a complete pack of lies you have been fed, your opinion of me and my life are meaningless. If you or your bitch friend don't like that I don't give a toss. So take your advice and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

Insulting people is fun chavis.
Fucking around with peoples personal feelings as you facilitated today is fun chavis.

Both you and she seem to think so when its someone else personal life, so you'll have to accept me thinking it when its one of yours.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by chavis

You're, as ever, completely deranged, Dave.

Do you honestly think, after all this time, that anything you have to spew will have the slightest effect on my opinion of you? Really? Fuck sake, Dave.

Here's an idea. Go and kiss your wife. Tell her you're sorry for being such a fuckhead all these years. Perhaps make love to her. Take your kids for a walk. Appreciate the finer things, Dave. Before you know it, you'll be in tardy retrospect, lamenting about all the time you wasted here making a fool of yourself.

That is my honest, well-meant advice to you, Dave.

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Given that your opinions of me and my life are in part based upon a complete pack of lies you have been fed, your opinion of me and my life are meaningless. If you or your bitch friend don't like that I don't give a toss. So take your advice and shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

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I was only trying to help you, Dave. No need to go off in a hissy, you mental.

I did warn you all them many months ago that I wasn't a nice man anymore chavis.

You can thank your friend for that, whilst accepting my grateful appreciation for facilitating me proving it today. :-)

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

I did warn you all them many months ago that I wasn't a nice man anymore chavis.

You can thank your friend for that, whilst accepting my grateful appreciation for facilitating me proving it today. :-)

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You didn't prove anything, Dave. All you did was do what you usually do. That is, making an absolute cawk of yourself.

Says the man whos argument is that it was OK for him and that bitch to fuck around with my personal feelings by suggesting they would have me harmed, but who has taken a major dislike to me fucking around with their personal feelings by saying that I would take their shit back into her real life.

Odd that isn't it chavis? Have you always had this problem? The one where you don't like people treating you as you treat them.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Says the man whos argument is that it was OK for him and that bitch to fuck around with my personal feelings by suggesting they would have me harmed, but who has taken a major dislike to me fucking around with their personal feelings by saying that I would take their shit back into her real life.

Odd that isn't it chavis? Have you always had this problem? The one where you don't like people treating you as you treat them.

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Oh, your personal feelings, Dave. Grow a fucking pair, you fucking nancy. What kinda man are you? You've been watching far too much Cosby Show, you nut.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Oh, your personal feelings, Dave. Grow a fucking pair, you fucking nancy. What kinda man are you? You've been watching far too much Cosby Show, you nut.

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When are you going to take your own advice chavis?

You know like this shit you're dishing out that you winding me up is OK, then getting really, really pissed off that I've done it back and upset your friend.

Your hypocrisy is fucking hilarious :lol:

Anyway, I've had my fun, maybe if you and she are still around next year, we can do it all again. Ask her, she's the driving factor behind all of this, and let me know what the two of you want to do.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Oh, your personal feelings, Dave. Grow a fucking pair, you fucking nancy. What kinda man are you? You've been watching far too much Cosby Show, you nut.

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When are you going to take your own advice chavis?

You know like this shit you're dishing out that you winding me up is OK, then getting really, really pissed off that I've done it back and upset your friend.

Your hypocrisy is fucking hilarious :lol:

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Dave, again check yourself. I refer you to my earlier posts in this thread. You are my remote controlled spastic. I post, you bite. Clockwork, Dave.

I defy you to show me one instance in which you've bested me. If I could think of one, I'd admit it immediately. It's just a constant turnover with me belittling you, Dave. Thems the facts, mate.

You're the man who demanded I make up for making the only female on the board leave your birthday thread, when all I did was dish back at you two the same kind of shit you dished out towards me.

If was was 13 or wmanker I'd say you got pwned, if I were MBM I'd say you got pawned.

You can stop pouting now.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

You're the man who demanded I make up for making the only female on the board leave your birthday thread, when all I did was dish back at you two the same kind of shit you dished out towards me.

If was was 13 or wmanker I'd say you got pwned, if I were MBM I'd say you got pawned.

You can stop pouting now.

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You're just not clever enough to give back what I gave to you, Dave. You've got no artistry to bring to the fore, Dave.

I out-think and out-word you at every turn. The fact that you can't admit that to yourself is what propels it.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

facts show that it's not me going around here making insulting posts at her. It's her who is posting insults at me.

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Before I even cared about your history, you had already spewed an oratory hell upon this board. Day in and day out you said a woman betrayed you, all women were worthless, that the woman was a psychopath, so on and so forth. I don't think it's she who cast the first stone.

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Originally Posted by chavis

If everyone else gets collaterally entertained too, then so much the better.

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That is one gigantic 'so'.

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Originally Posted by Burnsy

Perfect chance for all this shit to be put to bed.... it's gotten pretty boring tbh (well aside from the bystander entertainment value)

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If you fucking cause this to stop, I will personally murder you. Two death threats in this thread, now. One wasn't enough.

Where's my 'happy birthday', Darthy?

That your stupid enough to put yourself in the middle of her little vendetta against me says enough about you.

Let me let you in on a secret chavis, you and your bitch friend, don't get to tell me how it is. This shit about what happens on the internet stays on the internet. Don't expect shit like that from the bitch who fucked around with my rl to mean any fucking thing at all.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Where's my 'happy birthday', Darthy?

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Oh my! That was supposed to be copy pasted!

Sorry.

Happy birthday, Chavis. You've got two more years before your body starts failing you. Enjoy them. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

That your stupid enough to put yourself in the middle of her little vendetta against me says enough about you.

Let me let you in on a secret chavis, you and your bitch friend, don't get to tell me how it is. This shit about what happens on the internet stays on the internet. Don't expect shit like that from the bitch who fucked around with my rl to mean any fucking thing at all.

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I got to 'That your stupid enough' and then I stopped reading, Dave.

Can you see the self-defeating irony there, Dave?

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Before I even cared about your history, you had already spewed an oratory hell upon this board. Day in and day out you said a woman betrayed you, all women were worthless, that the woman was a psychopath, so on and so forth. I don't think it's she who cast the first stone.

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Those are pretty much my views about women, as brought about by my experiences with women, the last of whom was her. Do you not like them or something? I can only suggest that you should take up with her why she would treat some bloke in such a way that he would develop such views.

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Those are pretty much my views about women, as brought about by my experiences with women, the last of whom was her. Do you not like them or something? I can only suggest that you should take up with her why she would treat some bloke in such a way that he would develop such views.

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The only more idiotic stance than labeling an entire gender, is caring about other people's opinions. Harsh, but I doubt you truly cared whether Squeams supported the death sentence, or whether Chavis truly supports her. You only want your ends, and just the same, I do so, as well.

If you didn't understand what I just said: No, I don't have any opinion on why you hold, or care about, your opinions. They're arbitrary data.

I'm just saying that if one of my exes showed up on this board, and he/she (won't this get people interested) started saying I ruined their life, their outlooks on said life, and am a horrible person - I'll probably agree to it and shut the fuck up. If that's said person's way of recuperating, I'd be neutral. But if said person escalated to the point of making half of what I read online useless tripe, I'll eventually retaliate.

That is all.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Those are pretty much my views about women, as brought about by my experiences with women, the last of whom was her. Do you not like them or something? I can only suggest that you should take up with her why she would treat some bloke in such a way that he would develop such views.

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The only more idiotic stance than labeling an entire gender, is caring about other people's opinions. Harsh, but I doubt you truly cared whether Squeams supported the death sentence, or whether Chavis truly supports her. You only want your ends, and just the same, I do so, as well.

If you didn't understand what I just said: No, I don't have any opinion on why you hold, or care about, your opinions. They're arbitrary data.

I'm just saying that if one of my exes showed up on this board, and he/she (won't this get people interested) started saying I ruined their life, their outlooks on said life, and am a horrible person - I'll probably agree to it and shut the fuck up. If that's said person's way of recuperating, I'd be neutral. But if said person escalated to the point of making half of what I read online useless tripe, I'll eventually retaliate.

That is all.

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Peoples', Darthy, peoples'. It's plural. That is all.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

The only more idiotic stance than labeling an entire gender, is caring about other people's opinions. Harsh, but I doubt you truly cared whether Squeams supported the death sentence, or whether Chavis truly supports her. You only want your ends, and just the same, I do so, as well.

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Correct, as I've pointed out many times before I couldn't care less about what she thinks or feels, anymore than she ever gave any kind of fuck about anything I thought or felt. The same is true for chavis. I did thoroughly enjoy dishing their shit back at them though.

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If you didn't understand what I just said: No, I don't have any opinion on why you hold, or care about, your opinions. They're arbitrary data.

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Cool.

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I'm just saying that if one of my exes showed up on this board, and he/she (won't this get people interested) started saying I ruined their life, their outlooks on said life, and am a horrible person - I'll probably agree to it and shut the fuck up. If that's said person's way of recuperating, I'd be neutral. But if said person escalated to the point of making half of what I read online useless tripe, I'll eventually retaliate.

That is all.

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In case you've missed me saying it (because I have pointed it out over and over again) it's not me who keeps raising the subject of her, its chavis, MBM, Jacky, wmanker and others. I have tried posting any number of different subjects, but they're obsessed with this one. They're having fun with it see. Which is why their reaction to me doing it back to her today is really odd, and telling. It's a fun subject after all, so much fun even she decided she should join in and have fun with it on this very thread. That is what they've kept chanting when they derail thread after thread onto it. So you might like to have a word with them about this subject not being very funny anymore.

Right, I'm off to the pub for one or two.

See youse cunts in an hour and a half.

And I'm back. Yon pub was dead as Dave's sex life to the max. Sunday night in a quiet Northern Irish town. Don't do it, kids.

My sex life is quite good, so you must have had a great time :)

Do me a favour old chap, when you next have a chat with your friend, do mention that I understand how distressing it can be to have someone lie and fuck around with your personal life. She should count herself lucky it's not being done to her in real life, but is just stuff said on the internet. I can assure her from personal experience it's much more nasty in real life.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

My sex life is quite good, so you must have had a great time :)

Do me a favour old chap, when you next have a chat with your friend, do mention that I understand how distressing it can be to have someone lie and fuck around with your personal life. She should count herself lucky it's not being done to her in real life, but is just stuff said on the internet. I can assure her from personal experience it's much more nasty in real life.

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Have you considered therapy, Dave?

I'm not gonna be your go between, mate. It's pretty pointless when she's already left the thread, don't you think.

You sure it was Squeams who made you look like an idiot, and whatever else, Dave? You appear quite capable of doing that on your own.

Happy birthday.

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Originally Posted by chavis

I'm not gonna be your go between, mate. It's pretty pointless when she's already left the thread, don't you think.

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Listen mate I can't help it if you choose hypocritical cowards for friends, it not like you wasn't warned that's what she was. Still once you've advised her to grow a pair (like you did me) I'm sure it'll be OK and she'll not go throwing a hissy fit and storming off of a thread when someone whos personal feelings she fucks around with returns the treatment back to her. Dontcha fink?

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

You sure it was Squeams who made you look like an idiot, and whatever else, Dave? You appear quite capable of doing that on your own.

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Aww what's up MBM, do you not like humour?

Come on, I'm sure you found it funny when chavis and Squeamous were fucking around with my feelings by threatening me with physical harm? Yet suddenly you lose your sense of humour when the threats are returned. You're not another hypocrite are you?

Let me join in an wish Chavis a great birthday ... 38 ... I know that feeling ;)

But since I didn't bring a cake, I'll just fek off ...

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Originally Posted by chavis

I got to 'That your stupid enough' and then I stopped reading, Dave.

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:glagpinch: Cosmic Genious.

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You sure it was Squeams who made you look like an idiot, and whatever else, Dave? You appear quite capable of doing that on your own.

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Aww what's up MBM, do you not like humour?

Come on, I'm sure you found it funny when chavis and Squeamous were fucking around with my feelings by threatening me with physical harm? Yet suddenly you lose your sense of humour when the threats are returned. You're not another hypocrite are you?

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My sincerest apologies. Make that delusional idiot. :pinch:

I didn't need you to say yes, I already know you are.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

I didn't need you to say yes, I already know you are.

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Back, once again, to "I know you are, but what am I?" retorts. It's amazing Squeams could stand to talk to you for 5 years. Good gawd, if you didn't buy her a house, a car, and TONS of jewelry, then she was befriending you out of pure charity.

Be honest- do you think her life has suffered any by your absence? Tell us, what was it you had to offer her that this young, attractive, fun, intelligent woman that she could not replace within a week?

Again, consider the time she donated to your middle-aged, married ass as more than you deserved. Anything you had hoped to develop was FAR more suitable for a children's fairy tale than reality.

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Be honest- do you think her life has suffered any by your absence? Tell us, what was it you had to offer her that this young, attractive, fun, intelligent woman that she could not replace within a week?

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I've done that answer multiple times already, but I'll cover it again for the slower members of the board again (have I mentioned before about how you seem to need every answer given to you 14 times before it sinks in?).

No I don't think her life has suffered in anyway shape or form from losing a friendship which meant fuck all to her. Which again begs the question of why she can't understand what "stay completely away from me" means? In every aspect of her behaviour she has demonstrated that she never gave any kind of fuck about me, beyond the fact that I was an easily manipulated piece of meat who she could use. According to you that was all I brought to her life as well, so accordingly I accept that all I brought to her life was that I was an easily manipulated piece of meat. Have I covered that enough for you now?

However her behaviour since she made her contempt for me clear, has been rather interesting. Why for example wouldn't she just simply stay completely away from me? Why would she feed lies to members of this board? Remembering that according to her and you all, she doesn't want anything to do with me. So why behave as she has?

I had a nice chat with my wife today, all about Squeamous, and her threats on here. The one to encourage some weirdo to have me killed, or at least have GBH committed against me. As well as the one about her 'visiting' my wife. My wife wants to go and meet Squeamous now. I was so tempted to make that happen, but I didn't. Yet again its me who backs away from the lunatic who threatens me. The lunatic who treats men like pieces of meat whom she can manipulate and use, and then threatens them, in between harrassing and taunting them on the internet. Something she does despite having it clearly stated to her that all I want is for her to stay completely away from me.

Its a credibility problem see, that's why I back off. This is a woman who stated last night to the board that she wouldn't have a 'hit' put upon me. However there's no way that's credible to me. She is the same woman who stated to my face she would never lie to me, and she did, she lied to my face. So I don't believe anything she says. I do believe that she would recruit/encourage someone to harm me and probably my family if she felt like it. That's the problem with being a liar, you lose any credibility. You lose the ability to make statements like "all those arguments we had about the death penalty" when what you were really doing was playing a character. I have no way of trusting any of whom I thought she was, because that's obviously not who she really is. So I agree with your assessment of it being a fairy tale, she created her own little fairy tale, in which she was playing a character that she wanted me to believe was who she truly was. Unfortunately the as the lies crumbled any creditability she had crumbled with them, and any ability I had to trust in the character she created for me fell apart. It just wasn't my fairy tale, it was hers.

What I don't understand is why you continue to feel the need to justify and/or explain yourself to a bunch of strangers on the interweb. If you want to stay away from her, why continue to post on a forum she frequents and appears to be a lot more popular than you on? The only posts I ever see from you are on this subject, talking to people that are "friends" of hers and realistically, that's all your posts probably ever will be on here.

Have you not considered just not posting here anymore and forgetting about her?

I'm unfortunately a really stubborn twat, and maybe I'll pay for that, I have yet to see. I can tell you that should I get visited by someone I won't be the first. One of her friends on facebook had a friend who she (the friend) started having a problem with, and he was 'visited' by two other blokes. I'm sure you've noticed that the reason the majority of my posts are about her and in response to her friends is because they won't let the subject drop. Anyway I can't see why I should leave a board for her, I did nothing wrong.