Not everything is about your harshery, chavois. Although I often wish it was.
This is the domain of mbm. I dabbled a bit too but then realised my error when it became apparent that Ringsy is a colossal gay :dabs:
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Not everything is about your harshery, chavois. Although I often wish it was.
This is the domain of mbm. I dabbled a bit too but then realised my error when it became apparent that Ringsy is a colossal gay :dabs:
He's got one of those spurious girlfriends, you know. His spurious girlfriend has spurious friends who fancy him and are willing to go to any lengths to secure a termination to his spurious relationship. True (based on a spurious) story.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's in some thread he made a while back. It'll furnish you with a portrait of the piss-artist as a jung man.
Hold the back page, does this mean that he didn't actually tell a real female person that it would be perfectly acceptable to cover the interior of her apartment with pictures of him and that he just wished that he had the opportunity to say such a thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisHe's got one of those spurious girlfriends, you know. His spurious girlfriend has spurious friends who fancy him and are willing to go to any lengths to secure a termination to his spurious relationship. True (based on a spurious) story.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's in some thread he made a while back. It'll furnish you with a portrait of the piss-artist as a jung man.
This all sounds particularly and flagrantly arrogant and completely self-absorbed.
Nice to see the angle working retrospectively.
The homosexual angle was Manker's own furnishing of my persona. He insisted that I was some sort of eloquent homosexual. It was in some thread a while back. I take his statements made in this thread as an admission of my resilience. Thanks for the compliment, Darth Manks.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Oh. Gold. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I hope you do know that I enjoy this sort of stuff, truly. I remember a thread I started on another forum, linking a few pornographic videos, and asking if anyone knew the guy common to all of them. That came back on me for years until he demise of that forum.
It's things like you remembering my "moments" that truly lets me on to knowing that you want me, Chavis. However, I won't let you go through anymore pains to secure the termination of my current spurious relationship. I'm afraid I have to tell you I don't swing that way. Not yet, at least. Wait till my heart breaks a few more times.
Don't be silly. If they were all pictures of me, I'd come off as a selfish individual, vying for the attention of a select person. I feel my picture should be on everyone's walls. I therefore tell my acquaintances that they can put my posters all over town.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Oh, was it. I don't doubt the veracity of your statement, I just have no immediate recall of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
It's things like you remembering my "moments" that truly lets me on to knowing that you want me, Darthy.
Of course I want you Darthy. Dave's in self-imposed limbo. Without your kind I'm nothing. You are the meat for our forumular pot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
So, how did all that alley-catting pursuit of your corporeal magnificence pan out for you? She gave you the flick, didn't she? Bless.
Looks like it's official, folks.
Dangerous Dave is yesterday's man and our ring munching chum is to fill his void for the collective titillation of the forumular hole.
A nancy who has the resilience to remain a total cawk holding poof. Admirable. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
Besides the fact that you aggrandize better than I, Darth (on account of its resonant sincerity), I can't seem to find a way to rip on you. So all that aside, why yeast instead of bacteria (resiliency?)?
I used to be enamored by the concept of biological electronics, DNA/peptide computing, etc. However, it hasn't been panning out as well as everyone has hoped, and quantum computing is heading to the fore if it's not already there.
I'm glad I can be the center of attention for a change. That Dave fellow couldn't deal with fame, and it showed.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Flick must mean two different things between these two sides of the pond. You're going to have to elaborate, since it sounded like you just gave me a compliment.
I'm honored, thank you. Here, let me try to even get into his shoes. Men ... women ... fight ... broken ... record ... broken ... heart ... wanker and co. Not sure if that was Dave or J-dye. I'll improve, I promise.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's only worthy of note because the nickname Hawt Cawk was bestowed upon me by your wife. :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
There's many quantum computer betas and fully functioning quantum computers on the market right now. Some of their internal workings won't be public for another 9-10 months, so my work isn't quite useless just yet*. Moreover, a quantum computer is useless for calculations but amazing for predictability, due to its nature. Biological electronics hit the sweet spot in the middle of both modern and future models.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
The only reason I actually am going through with this specific experiment (along with the team) is that it's eukaryotic. E Coli would probably prove a lot easier to tinker with, but we want a more future proof model; something like legos that can be applied to humans without much further testing (unless it's in the clinic, of course). It's the opinion of more than one person in the lab (though, not my own) that yeast is the next big frontier. I personally think it's prime is past, and viruses are the next big model. Disagreement won't stop my being interested in the project, however.
We're not exactly interested in the keyboard, but the applications of our model. If we can regulate I/O at the cellular level, we can create an entire framework that contextually behaves differently in different environments out of our work. PC in a loaf of bread sort of thing, or a band-aid that exhibits different colors depending on your kind of infection. This sort of thing has been done before but with dedicated strains. The uniqueness of our work is that it will be a single strain solution.
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* ETA for project is actually Q3 2012, so we have hopes to not be bested without a fight.
That's a bit gaudy, I'm guessing that's why it's being funded. I know what you mean by using it as proof of application concept, most of our "go-tos" are focused around cancer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
They've already developed algorithms for quantum computing that allow for calculations to be performed much faster than the transistor-based, so though quantum computing isn't efficient with calculations, it still outperforms by the mere number of operations alone. It's exciting really, low power 1 THz computers in the future.
What else would you expect from the Dark Lord of the Sphincter? This is what they came up with for their proposal:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
http://i41.tinypic.com/opxz.jpg
As soon as they can give Hello Kitty a yeast infection, they are having Prince come in and redesign it and their lab.
Would be marketed as Hello Yeast Infection.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
You don't type on it, you scratch it... :drummer:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWould be marketed as Hello Yeast Infection.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I'm sorry but the provision of Outkast doesn't make you any more bearable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
If you two want to settle this with an oiled Greco-Roman naked wrestle, I'll be happy to referee :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Dave came out with some ridiculous things, but he never actually said in all seriousness "different races of human have less in common with each other genetically than they do with apes". You will never recover from that, mainly because you will deny saying it until the hole in your arse closes up. I love arrogant people. Nothing wrong with arrogance; unless you're a pathetic macho divvy who never admits he's wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
Weakling.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If someone can't laugh that off, they clearly lack the moral and emotional fortitude to be kewl on the internets.
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Oh, fuck off.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahDo you think so Sophie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Hows about this for a ridiculous statement? If it wasn't for the sense of duty I feel towards my children you'd be dead now. Is that ridiculous enough for you? See I'm serious when I say that, and after what you've done to me it is my considered opinion that you deserve to be dead. I unfortunately am unable to make that happen for you at the moment, that doesn't stop me saying it or meaning it though.
Now were you at some point going to stop proving me wrong and show everyone here that you are the intelligent woman I've repeatedly said you are? You know by stopping behaving like a stupid cunt, and growing up enough to realise that if you keep taking your digs, you'll have no grounds for complaining when you push me far enough to actually come and damage you back.
Fuck if I'm going to perpetuate this any further.
Death threats from someone who lives close by, has recently dropped by uninvited, and who is a blatant mental case with a grudge.
It doesn't matter if there is even only the slightest glimmer of a hint of a chance that Deranged Dave is unbalanced enough to follow through on the threats.
It's time to involve the police. I'll be more than a little concerned if you don't, Squeams.
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If you threatened to kill me, I'd lol in your internet face.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
It's somewhat different when you threaten to kill someone when you were lounging around on their balustrade just the other week in a blatant intimidation tactic.
Do you see, Dave. Do you.
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I agree. Call the police and get a restraining order on this piece of filth. Dave needs to go bye bye until he can quit stalking, harassing, and threatening a woman who doesn't want him around.
And, Dave. Squeam's comments (the ones you loom in invisible mode to read) ALL indicate that she thinks you are an imbalanced creep. Take a hint. WE ALL THINK YOU ARE A MESSED UP FUCKING LOSER.
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What can't possibly be right.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
I surely would lol if you threatened to kill me, as you're just a name on a message board from my point of view - and it surely is different if you threaten someone who you've had close contact with irl and who's place you've been to recently in an intimidatory manner and against whom you hold a tangible grudge.
It's certainly the way any rational person would see the situation, Dave.
Do you have rational policemen and women in London, Dave. One would assume as much.
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If only she hadn't forced you to come here and post. If only.
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Starting to get worried, Dave, eh. That's self evident in your recent prose there.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahHow would I know, I don't live in London.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I do know what you mean about being threatened by someone who seemingly holds a tangable grudge against you. Your friend has threatened me more than once up here. When she's not posting digs at me that is... You know to satisfy her grudge, lyke. Worse yet she knows my home address and has used that in threats agsinst me.
I bet you're actually regretting posting it now. Even though you're a macho divvy who will never admit he was wrong.
I think if I was in your shoes, I'd probably warn my missus. She won't be happy to have a couple of uniforms turn up to warn her fuckspastic of a husband to keep away from a younger girl that he obsesses over but she might agree to keep the kids ignorant of your latest abject failure.
But only if you tell her, Dave.
How much does your wife love you, Dave? Enough to forgive your five+ year obsession with this woman half your age? How about the reminder of your [attempted] infidelity in the form of a restraining order? It might make her wonder what you do when you disappear from time to time. She'll probably have to keep you on a short leash, Dave. Can you live with that? How about if she kicked you out, Dave?
How much does your wife love you, Dave?
How much does your wife love you, Dave?
How much does your wife love you, Dave?
How much does your wife love you, Dave?
How much does your wife love you, Dave?
I have stayed far away from this for the very simple reason that the lot of you are underestimating the mental state here (of RoA/Dave), that plus baiting someone in this state isn't exactly the brightest thing to do. Baiting = rage + frustration and the way things are going these aren't exactly the emotions you should be trying to cultivate.
Squeams, you've known me through my posts long enough to know that they are mostly level headed, in this instance you NEED to consult the Police URGENTLY about a restraining order, for your house, work and immediate person, this is getting worse by the week, and can only degenerate further. The more frustration he feels, the more the urge to vent that frustration will build up, and you as the object of that frustration do not want to be anywhere near him when he blows.
Agree with involving the police.
I think, however, that if you look at Dave's history. He makes a post all het up about doing something - and then once a few people spell out the consequences of it, he backs down. You can see it in this thread. If no-one posted anything, the threat would have just hung there. As it is, a recantation has been issued and some of that ire has been transferred to faceless people on the internets. Which is probably good.
However, I'm no expert on mental fuckspastics.
However, Dr. Manker, your diagnoses are sound. This one needs to be referred to specialists who deal with such "speshal" individuals.:doctor:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I was flying back from Serbia once and there was this Serbian hillbilly (seljaci) couple with a rowdy child behind us on the plane. The kid knocked our seats around for maybe 4 hours, and we didn't really make a fuss because little rambunctious kids will be like that. Then when my wife finally reclined her seat the 2 inches it's allotted, the mother behind us started to make a huge fuss about not having enough room. She tried to make the stewardess force us to keep our seats upright, for which the stewardess had to explain to the woman that she wasn't queen of the underworld. Then, the woman started kicking the chair, acting far less mature than their 7-year-old daughter.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Eventually I stood up, turned around and said to the woman, "Listen you fucking cunt, we put up with your daughter while she ran amok for 4 hours, try to act at least as much or more mature than her instead of whining and acting like a little bitch". It started turning into a huge confrontation, as the cunt complained to the stewardess that I called her a cunt. Then she threatened to find the police and let them know that I called her a bitch and a cunt and that I spoke to her in a stern voice.
I guess the point of the story is, Dave, why are you acting like a 6-year-old girl?
Aeroplane stories time. So this one time I hop on a plane and the usual tidbit happens where a passenger walks up to me and asks if he can have my seat to be closer to his family. I oblige and I take his seat instead. Lo' and behold a heavy set dude walks in and sits beside me. At this point I'm rather displeased with the trade, but decide that apres take-off, I'll just find a new seat. Plane takes off and I go seat shopping. I find a row of seats only occupied on the aisle ends with the seats in the middle clear. An elderly lady was at the edge. I ask her if she would let me through so I could sit two seats down from her, and she declines, citing that she doesn't feel that I'm worth getting up for and waved me off with a flick of her hand, like I was some butler.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
At this point, fuming that I'm getting the short end of the stick by some twisted hag, I decide to wait for the better part of the 14 hour flight to take revenge on her. I exacted my revenge when she finally got out of her seat to go to the washroom. I called the flight attendant and told her I just watched the lady dig into her nose and rub the excrement on the chair infront of me, before going to wash her hand in the washroom. I complained that she created unsanitary conditions for me, and I'd much prefer it if she were moved away. On her way back she's intercepted by a pleasant male attendant, who told her that she is now to be moved to a different seat due to passengers complaining, her voice got raised, and I simply gave her a comfortable smile before landing in the seat I coveted for hours before her own eyes.
I guess the moral of the story is, even if people don't act like they're 6 on a flight, I have no problems ascribing them as nose diggers.
Let me know if you were actually serious with this post, so I can accordingly laugh, or laugh uncontrollably.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Also, ignore the people saying you should call the cops on reject. If you have as much as an ounce of intelligence as he accredits you with, you'd easily tell he's no threat. He's simply playing out a fantasy at this point to drag your feet into erring. Is he deranged? Sure. But to what extent? Most people would say he's capable of following through with the death threats. Personally, I think he's deranged enough to have time-stamped "proof" on you, so that if and when you do call the cops he flips tables on you.
That's deliciously evil, in a good way. Giving it right back to the elderly who simply rest on laurels. Would have been better if you were black. I probably would have just climbed over her following her refusal, and said "just grab my cock whenever you want a go".Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
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No addressing the issue of contacting the police because you were called some names?
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