Fucking women... the mini series... part 5

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Anyone else getting really really bored of this shit yet? I mean, I used to flick through it with a sort of morbid fascination. Now it's like I'm waiting for a mate in a bar and idly passing the time by picking the label off a beer bottle.

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Yes, about 2 weeks ago.

You don't want my fish either. Dave's the only one who wants my fish, and he is the fish.
It's perverse.

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Well I think you're disgusting. Or Ben. Whatever. The point is this thread had the potential to the best thread anyone had ever read, or written. It was inspired, it was erudite, it was topical, it was well written, it was fully researched and referenced, it was amusing, entertaining and witty*. What were you thinking derailing it thus with a simple flick of the wrist? You have just denied the whole board the pleasure of watching it ascend the dizzying heights of internet legend. You/Ben knew all you had to do was utter a few of the outlawed words of doom and the Spastyman would appear and gobble up all our wills to live. You still did it didn't you? For shame Manky, for shame.

*ROFyawningMAO

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

Yes, about 2 weeks ago.

You don't want my fish either. Dave's the only one who wants my fish, and he is the fish.
It's perverse.

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Well I think you're disgusting. Or Ben. Whatever. The point is this thread had the potential to the best thread anyone had ever read, or written. It was inspired, it was erudite, it was topical, it was well written, it was fully researched and referenced, it was amusing, entertaining and witty*. What were you thinking derailing it thus with a simple flick of the wrist? You have just denied the whole board the pleasure of watching it ascend the dizzying heights of internet legend. You/Ben knew all you had to do was utter a few of the outlawed words of doom and the Spastyman would appear and gobble up all our wills to live. You still did it didn't you? For shame Manky, for shame.

*ROFyawningMAO

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That's the best thing I've read all day. And I've read at least fifteen things, possibly more.
If it does indeed transpire that ben/me didn't do it on purpose then he/me/we should have for the luls.

Spastyman :glag:

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I wasn't even talking to you :blink:

Stop caring so much ffs

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Originally Posted by manker

That's the best thing I've read all day. And I've read at least fifteen things, possibly more.
If it does indeed transpire that ben/me didn't do it on purpose then he/me/we should have for the luls.

Spastyman :glag:

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15 things?!

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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You fall far from someone worthy of "hate", Dave. reread my post and tell me where I said anything even in the ballpark of hatred. You are a pitiful creature too angry to deserve pity. You have failed to sway even a single individual to your cause (Allen doesn't count because he still believes it's 1967 and there are disco lights flashing when he closes his eyes), and have led more people to actually like the woman who you say permanently damaged your little Dave id. (Try to beat that wordplay :01: )

Your premise suggests your "former" self would be likeable. You were a schmuck before, now you are just an angry schmuck. No super villain powers; no arch nemesis (you have to be in the same league to count). Nothing.

You aren't even an acceptable husband or father- skulking around behind your family's cumulative back spending money and time on a younger woman, desperately attempting to live out a fantasy of being worthy of something better.

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Yet another post from you that is filled with followed by a complete failure of logic and reason.

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Fix'd.

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That's the best thing I've read all day. And I've read at least fifteen things, possibly more.
If it does indeed transpire that ben/me didn't do it on purpose then he/me/we should have for the luls.

Spastyman :glag:

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15 things?!

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Madame. You interrobang me.
Have you any idea how uncouth it is to use defunct and American punctuation.

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15 things?!

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Madame. You interrobang me.
Have you any idea how uncouth it is to use defunct and American punctuation.

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That one kinda hit me below the grammar belt too. A curley-wurley and an extraneous line with a dot at the bottom. Double shame.

I just don't know what she was thinking.
Can we ever trust her again :no:

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Madame. You interrobang me.
Have you any idea how uncouth it is to use defunct and American punctuation.

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That one kinda hit me below the grammar belt too. A curley-wurley and an extraneous line with a dot at the bottom. Double shame.

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WTF?! You both have all the punctuality of a Mussolini Nazi!!!

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That one kinda hit me below the grammar belt too. A curley-wurley and an extraneous line with a dot at the bottom. Double shame.

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WTF?! You both have all the punctuality of a Mussolini Nazi!!!

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You knows it. I didn't makes the language rules. I just enforces them.

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That one kinda hit me below the grammar belt too. A curley-wurley and an extraneous line with a dot at the bottom. Double shame.

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WTF?! You both have all the punctuality of a Mussolini Nazi!!!

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While an ultra rightwing fascist, Mussolini was not a member of the National Socialist party of Germany and actually had some views greatly at variance with National Socialism. :blink:

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WTF?! You both have all the punctuality of a Mussolini Nazi!!!

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While an ultra rightwing fascist, Mussolini was not a member of the National Socialist party of Germany and actually had some views greatly at variance with National Socialism. :blink:

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I created one for the purpose of the joke.

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While an ultra rightwing fascist, Mussolini was not a member of the National Socialist party of Germany and actually had some views greatly at variance with National Socialism. :blink:

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I created one for the purpose of the joke.

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Just think of me in the same breath as those arseholes that kicked over your sandcastles when you were a kid. :naughty:

Can you imagine the fuss.
Young Mary definitely wouldn't have wanted her sandcastles kicked over. Definitely.

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Can you imagine the fuss.
Young Mary definitely wouldn't have wanted her sandcastles kicked over. Definitely.

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Quite right. Young Mary's castles in the sand would've been of epic intricacy. I bet that cunt of a brother of his stomped the fuck all over them.

What a cunt. Now we see how the relationship has dwindled.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Tell me something MBM.

This thing you have with all these posts about how she 'likes you' and you're her 'friend', do you realise how much I laugh at you about them?

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Again with your comprehension deficit, Dave. I've said, "She's liked". :mellow:

How much money do you think she accumulated off of you, Dave? She's got nothing from me. :01:

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Madame. You interrobang me.
Have you any idea how uncouth it is to use defunct and American punctuation.

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That one kinda hit me below the grammar belt too. A curley-wurley and an extraneous line with a dot at the bottom. Double shame.

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I just didn't think :sadwalk:

On the subject of the very spangly dress that didn't fit, that got shredded by my ex along with the rest of my belongings before I got a chance to wear it back in April 2011. How crass though to be talking about its cost. Some people have no class. On the subject of the reciprocal presents left outside my front door, I washed/dry cleaned/buffed them up and gave them away as presents to various other males in my family and acquaintance during a time of particular financial hardship. So all's well that ends well :happy:

Shredding the rest of your belongings is a bit harsh.
Did he get one of those wood chipper things and just bung the crockery and telly and chrome bins et al in en masse.

I have this picture of you in my mind, coming in from work and sitting on a pyramid shaped pile of dust which used to be your settee, surveying the scene with a great big 'wtf' expression.

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That's a shitty thing to do, Dave. I don't know why I'm telling you this, you don't care about being a shit human, you only care about the picture of yourself you're painting to us, the members. You care about that.
Demonstrated here by your posting of a pic of someone who hasn't said it's okay for you to do so. You could at least edit the face out. It's unnecessary to your point.

I suppose it's not a huge thing, I just think it's kind of internet-sacrosanct.

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No.
I'm just voicing my opinion that it's a shitty thing to do.

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You didn;t have to remove the topless one as well, ffs, you could hardly see her face.

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hmmz.

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Only joking, it was nice while it lasted.

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I spent hours looking at her face manker, she truly is beautiful. So if you get the chance to see a photie again, take it.

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They're gonna get back together, folks.
It's like Jeremy Kyle for people with jobs.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

To have her lying over and over again about what went on between us is fucking disgraceful and disrespectful, and whilst I do still care about her, these continued lies are eventually going to lead to me not caring whether my behaviour towards her is something you all regard as shitty.

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Yes, I thought she was lying when she said, "It was nice while it lasted." just like 2 days ago.

It should also be pointed out to your insane little mind that you are the one disgracing your association with her. It is A LOT like she has invited* you (as an old friend) to a pub where we all hang out, and you have decided to embarrass her by acting like a COMPLETE buffoon.

We keep assuring her that we won't hold the fact she knew you as an indicator that she, too, is a fuckup and a failure as a human, but we have started to discuss it behind her back. :shifty:


*We all know NOBODY invites a stalker, Dave.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Yeah, OK MBM... whatever.

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Witty as evar, Dave-o.

/moved to Stalkersworld

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I spent hours looking at her face manker, she truly is beautiful.

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[Scene: from a nearby hiding spot located just outside of Squeams home window]

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I spent hours looking at her face manker, she truly is beautiful.

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[Scene: from a nearby hiding spot located just outside of Squeams home window]

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I think our hero would be rather more innovative than that.

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[Scene: from a nearby hiding spot located just outside of Squeams home window]

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I think our hero would be rather more innovative than that.

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has barbie been teaching ewe phoatishop? :o