Corrected bekuz you are one of dem women types. And I've read (too much, TBH) that all womenz are evilz and stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Corrected bekuz you are one of dem women types. And I've read (too much, TBH) that all womenz are evilz and stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Pfft, I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me, anyway :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeCorrected bekuz you are one of dem women types. And I've read (too much, TBH) that all womenz are evilz and stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Yeah but I'm far too busy now, with all the triangular sandwiches and important coffee. Will you do it.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousFrom you you div. Why would I need a manifesto? I'm not a member of the pointy stick club.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I've got some irl secretaries and I treat them very well.
ifunowutimean :naughty:
Are you Groucho Marx in disguise? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Originally Posted by manker
Well it's my birthday coming up, so I'll expect a bunch of flowers and a new stapler. Here you go:
1) Get rid of stupid smilies like this :stuart::1eye::afro1: that no-one in the history of FST has used ever.
2) Delete threads that are neither interesting, entertaining, or of any practical use.
3) Stop new members posting new threads until they've got like, 50 posts or something else.
4) Stop new members from posting at all for 48 hours after they've joined.
5) Require new members to be verified before they can post.
6) Give Squeamous a special monitor's badge including a sign saying 'no running in the hallway'
:happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by burnsyare you groucho marx in disguise? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by squeamous
mbm used that :stuart: smiley just yesterday, and Bo uses it all the time - but consider the others deleted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I can't do #2 or the lounge would have about seven threads in total.
The other stuff is something for admin, I don't have those powarz, and altho' RealitY used to turn tricks for internet bewbs, tesco is completely incorruptible. He didn't even open the PM of my sister's tits :dabs:
I'll get Barbie right on to #6.
You deserve it for the straight bat you've applied with aplomb :smilie4:
I've done what with a plum? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Oi I use the 'fro smiley and have had occasion to use stuart as well so leave them alone or I'll drink a couple of litres of bleach and then come over and piss on your garden. :blink:
Those smileys are enough to tip a woman over the edge. Why would you do it Arty, why? Wouldn't you rather have enough personality not to need to? I can't even imagine the context you'd need for the cyclops one. Unless maybe you're having a conversation about your favourite monsters from Jason and the Argonauts. And what are you implying by insinuating that you're happily upside-down? And I'm pretty sure you're not a white man with a huge black man's afro. In fact, that smiley is inherently racist: it could at least have a black face you emoti-fascist :fist:
You've done what with Stuart on occasion.
Ghey name, btw.
Sam^4 told me it was a jewfro, racist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeams
I don't do requests anymore.
Well, only for money, and sexual favours of course :sly:
That's right context is important, especially with a grammar nazi with evil powerz, so to alleviate your concern I have used the stuart emoticon on occasion. I can in all conscience with my hand on my heart say that there has never been a need for me to in anyway punctuate any conversation with the 1eye (japseye?) emoticon, so Jason and the Argonauts can sod off back where they came from, also the peen aint black but I can drive a six inch spike into a board with it. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Awesome!
You should audition for Britain's Got Talent.
:whoosh:
So you didn't get the movie line then?
Newp :unsure:
I don't think it was from Jason and the Argonauts :unsure:
Is it A Serbian Film :unsure:
I haven't seen that still, I'm waiting for Idol's review.
Took fricken ages to find, watch the clip from the 2:00 minute mark, a favorite film of mine and one with so many great quotes:
"I was just thinking of the words of Socrates who said, I drank what?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3ZGqjhblpo
I have never heard of this movie. It looks older than me but I checked on imdb and it isn't.
I feel like I've failed you somehow but chavis will know it, he liked the 1980s.
Like Art said, it's a good movie quotes film. I'm surprised you have missed it thus far, it was one of the roles that made Kilmer what he was before he became what he is now.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
One of the most awesome lines from this movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgNgAiGQ_IM
The only people who like the 80's are people who can't remember it.
WTF is a Jewfro?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
There's a program on TV tonight called 'prejudiced and proud' I'm going to drape myself in the St George Cross and watch it :happy:
For the people who couldn't separate the two syllables and reason it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarossa
Barbie; close friend and helping hand to the hard of thinking :wub:
Attachment 101543Here to serve the hard of thinking...
Fuck you bitches. I've got a degree you know :snooty:
And I've got an old spice, perhaps we can get together and talk about our axillary aromas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
One? That's so cute... :console:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Originally Posted by megabytemeOne? That's so cute... :console:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Yeah I thought I'd get educated and then get a job, with as much expediency as I could muster :happy:
The fragrance? My dad wears that :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyAnd I've got an old spice, perhaps we can get together and talk about our axillary aromas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You know, if you hate older guys that much ...Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousThe fragrance? My dad wears that :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
It's the only deodorant I can stand. Lots of perfumes bother the fuck out of me, I use hypoallergenic soaps and laundry detergents on the premise of olfactory irritation alone.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousThe fragrance? My dad wears that :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You were serious about Old Spice?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Every time I wear it I feel like I just came out of a paint factory. Adidas has much more tolerable odours. Also, I've given up on washing with anything but water. No odour is better than smelling like I just rolled out of the shower, so maybe there's something there about the kind of person I am that makes me hate Old Spice.
ikr :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by D.Cissy
Very seriousQuote:
Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
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I make a deodorant for my dad out of pine and rosemary essential oil diluted in a vodka base. It's very nice :)Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
EVERY manufactured fragrance smells better than 'I just splashed with water and didn't use any deodorant', I can assure you. I can also assure you that as people get older they smell more, and a good deodorant is the only socially acceptable course of action.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
I've learned that Darth bathes like homeless people. If you need a place to live as well as shower (where there is a spot to keep some soap around), then you can rent the other room in Idol's place. He's currently looking to landlord over more people that he despises.
Basenotes.net
You've just set personal hygiene back 150 years. That makes you the bored's second least desirable person to be within 5 feet of.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Cicero