Hoi Squeamous.

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Originally Posted by Burnsy

Very true... sign of a good team tho... grinding out results when not at your best

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Reminds of whatever year it was when we kept winning 1-0 with Cantona always being the scorer and Schmeichel always man of the match.
I was in uni and shared a room with a Newcastle fan that year.

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:lol:

I remember that as well... Keegan's rant on Sky was legendary!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yenzdq5g6o

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

All day you've sat back and allowed your mates to make "nasty deliberately offensive and inflammatory posts" and me and when I used tne reporting feature of the board to report them you've threatened me with "One more pointless report and I'll put you on moderation for, idk, a few days or something."

You've deliberately choosen to make this personal personal between you and me, and now you've allowed one of your friends to include the use of personal details of my real life in the abuse you have protected all day.

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Well, I am going to put you on moderation for a while if you make another pointless report and you shouldn't put stuff in the public domain if you don't want people to reference it.

Your point is an invalid.

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Originally Posted by Something Else

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Originally Posted by manker

Reminds of whatever year it was when we kept winning 1-0 with Cantona always being the scorer and Schmeichel always man of the match.
I was in uni and shared a room with a Newcastle fan that year.

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The season Keegan lost it, and was arrested for fucking a coffee machine. :unsure:

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:lol: :earl:

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Is Dave still here?

Miracle.

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The season Keegan lost it, and was arrested for fucking a coffee machine. :unsure:

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:lol: :earl:

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

@Burnsy

I like how you call the man who hasn't spewed bile all over the board today a troll, whilst ignoring the bile that has been spewed and protected by your mate manker.

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I've already explained, reject, you're not going to troll a rise out of me... You're asking for all of this, you deserve what you get, and I don't know what you're trying to prove here anymore :unsure:

Also, I've already mentioned that before today I've never conversed with manker on any topic, therefore the term "mate" is perhaps a little too familiar, however, I can see how you would want to do that in order to imply something else that is more suited to your purpose :)

Now, you carry on trolling, but please stop looking for sympathy, or for anyone to empathise with your 'victim' persona... it doesn't really wash tbh...

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Originally Posted by chavis

Is Dave still here?

Miracle.

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I'm just being stubborn about it now :snooty:

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

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Originally Posted by Burnsy

You're asking for all of this, you deserve what you get,

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'tis not me who has spewed bile and malice all over this board all day, if it had of been manker would have banned me exactly as he stated he would.

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Of course, yep sure, etc etc...

FFS
He wants to be banned :pinch:

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Originally Posted by chavis

Is Dave still here?

Miracle.

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I'm just being stubborn about it now :snooty:

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You're doing it to spite me, aren't you. I thought we was mates.

When I told Tesco to slot you in, it was for strategic porpoises, my annihilating gambit. You are my rook. You are my rank and file. Do as I command.

Or do something else.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

Really?

What bile and malice have I posted here today?
What personal real life details of another member have I revealed on this board today?

I've abided by the rules you set upon me with your threatening PM.

But you're going to ban me anyway, quelle surprise.

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Honestly, I don't want to ban you. You're just annoying and I don't think I'm the only person who is annoyed.
It's like you normally are but today it's ten times as annoying.
I think I've been quite patient.

I did say to keep the shite to the lounge but it seems to have spread to the EATB section, where you appear to have made another pointless report.
I'd put you on moderation for that, only I am unsure how at this point.

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I'm just being stubborn about it now :snooty:

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You're doing it to spite me, aren't you. I thought we was mates.

When I told Tesco to slot you in, it was for strategic porpoises, my annihilating gambit. You are my rook. You are my rank and file. Do as I command.

Or do something else.

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:D
So it was you all along, you flatter me with rook pillow talk, but I knew I was a mere pawn in yours and tesco's plan for sub-domination.

I'll be reading poetry next.

If I were you, at this point I'd say screw the moderation & give him a 7 day time out, at the very least. Maybe it would give him time to get his head on strait. I doubt it, but strange things do happen

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If I were you, at this point I'd say screw the moderation & give him a 7 day time out, at the very least. Maybe it would give him time to get his head on strait. I doubt it, but strange things do happen

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Does VB software have some kind of internets naughty step?

That would seem to be the most appropriate at this juncture.

You can set the length of time a ban lasts. Days, weeks, etc.

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You can set the length of time a ban lasts. Days, weeks, etc.

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Ahh cheers.
I worked it out in the end. I was just being lazy - it's to do with the infraction points.

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If I were you, at this point I'd say screw the moderation & give him a 7 day time out, at the very least. Maybe it would give him time to get his head on strait. I doubt it, but strange things do happen

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Does VB software have some kind of internets naughty step?

That would seem to be the most appropriate at this juncture.

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Dunno about more recent versions... but you used to be able to moderate a member from their profile... just select to ban them, fuck the length, just make it permanent... there are other mods that may have been installed that can just make it difficult to access and use the forums, there's also a mod for making the member 'invisible' to everyone (so the idiot thinks they're being ignored)... and fingers crossed the board also comes with the security cookies that instantly shown up when a member makes a dup account (although I'm guessing J-Dye ensured that was installed a long time ago) :lol:

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Does VB software have some kind of internets naughty step?

That would seem to be the most appropriate at this juncture.

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Dunno about more recent versions... but you used to be able to moderate a member from their profile... just select to ban them, fuck the length, just make it permanent... there are other mods that may have been installed that can just make it difficult to access and use the forums, there's also a mod for making the member 'invisible' to everyone (so the idiot thinks they're being ignored)... and fingers crossed the board also comes with the security cookies that instantly shown up when a member makes a dup account (although I'm guessing J-Dye ensured that was installed a long time ago) :lol:

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Thank you.
That invisi thing would be fantastic.

heh heh...Yeah, I had forgot about that "invisible" mod. We used to have some laughs with that one on a board i used to staff at.

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heh heh...Yeah, I had forgot about that "invisible" mod. We used to have some laughs with that one on a board i used to staff at.

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vB and IPB forums came with some brilliant mods for managing troublesome users :lol:

It might be that Dave's half-day tirade got a few people posting here that wouldn't have normally.
And if there is one thing the lounge needs, it's more people posting stuff.

Every cloud :happy:

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Originally Posted by Burnsy

there's also a mod for making the member 'invisible' to everyone (so the idiot thinks they're being ignored)...

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The immense amounts of fun to be had with this are incredible!

When I used to moderate VB forums, people would get so aggravated at the synchronized ignore, that they'd literally turn paranoid. They'd take trolling to extremes. I remember once, after finally unhiding the member, I had to remove 2-3 DOX's to make sure that while people got the laughs at the stories untold at the time of, they wouldn't actually get worked up over it.

I have to admit, I usually do more reading than posting, & his tirades did provoke me into a few responses. That guy needs some serious counseling. Or psychiatric help. Pure obsessive, from what I've seen. Or maybe a Master Troll.

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there's also a mod for making the member 'invisible' to everyone (so the idiot thinks they're being ignored)...

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The immense amounts of fun to be had with this are incredible!

When I used to moderate VB forums, people would get so aggravated at the synchronized ignore, that they'd literally turn paranoid. They'd take trolling to extremes. I remember once, after finally unhiding the member, I had to remove 2-3 DOX's to make sure that while people got the laughs at the stories untold at the time of, they wouldn't actually get worked up over it.

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Yeah, there was some fun to be had, but only at the expense of those who deserved it... :lol:

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I have to admit, I usually do more reading than posting, & his tirades did provoke me into a few responses. That guy needs some serious counseling. Or psychiatric help. Pure obsessive, from what I've seen. Or maybe a Master Troll.

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I'm going more for the Master Troll, who just happens to quite possibly have some deep seated issues too.

Nice to see "too" used in the right context. :P

Dave isn't a troll, he has a gigantic victim complex and truly believes that he's being treated unfairly by everyone, that we're all in cahoots and PMing one another behind his back in an effort to defeat him.

He honestly believes he is right and everyone, literally everyone, else is wrong.
That's not a troll, it's an unwitting emulation of a small child.

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Nice to see "too" used in the right context. :P

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I see reject's joined up as BobBanana now too :lol:

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Dave isn't a troll, he has a gigantic victim complex and truly believes that he's being treated unfairly by everyone, that we're all in cahoots and PMing one another behind his back in an effort to defeat him.

He honestly believes he is right and everyone, literally everyone, else is wrong.
That's not a troll, it's an unwitting parody of a small child.

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Or, the first tell-tale signs of paranoid schizophrenia. That's kind of a scary thought...

He's creating a thread in the EATB section as we speak.
I guess that's circumvention.

How did you know :unsure:

*Burnsy^

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How did you know :unsure:

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By reading that Mum'sNet link from earlier, after the 'reject' profile on there had been banned, a 'BobBanana' profile appeared which basically continued to troll and take the same stance as our own reject had been... it could only have been him...

Then as soon as 'reject' was placed on moderation, 'BobBanana' signs up here?

Kinda obvious if you know what you're looking for :lol:

Awesome internet detective skillz :smilie4:

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Awesome internet detective skillz :smilie4:

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Awwwwwwwwww shuckz :blushing: