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That's how I roll. Didn't you know?

I was determined not to google for this.
And I think I've worked it out.

It's a gobble, innit :happy:

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Originally Posted by Squeams

99% of the time they are. But that one was a genuine invitation to horatio x

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I think you're just fluffing the numbered list, 3 is only a problem because of 4, so you should only have 4 items.

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Not really, flowe. The prelude to copulation would be problematical in and of itself.
There'd be so much competition for the sultry blue eyed, dark haired swedish looking chick that the males would swiftly morph the human holding facility into a Lord of the Flies scenario. It'd be carnage - and obviously, no one would want the fat chicks.

The females would then take advantage of the ever decreasing male numbers by only letting the polite ones have labial coat privilege and the entire experiment would be fucked.

You just didn't think it through.

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You guys are too linear in your train of thought. Ropes and glory holes, research is all about troubleshooting.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Tbh I prefer the company of mice to the Chinese.

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What's your stance on this guy.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I assure you that there was no morality whatever involved.

Anyway in hindsight I guess I should gone with my initial thought of using the Chinese as
1) I can't tell them apart
2) There are already more of them than you can shake a stick at
3) Penis size aside see number 2
4) Can't do anything about the gestation period but enforced malnutrition probably works wonders for the second.
5) Pay the researchers slave wages and if they complain remind them of what happened to the Chinese when they decided to stand in the way of science.

It's impossible to insult my intelligence.

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You could probably substitute Indians in for the Chinese for each of those statements.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I assure you that there was no morality whatever involved.

Anyway in hindsight I guess I should gone with my initial thought of using the Chinese as
1) I can't tell them apart
2) There are already more of them than you can shake a stick at
3) Penis size aside see number 2
4) Can't do anything about the gestation period but enforced malnutrition probably works wonders for the second.
5) Pay the researchers slave wages and if they complain remind them of what happened to the Chinese when they decided to stand in the way of science.

It's impossible to insult my intelligence.

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You could probably substitute Indians in for the Chinese for each of those statements.

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Initially I was going to use the Blacks but I was a bit afraid to as they tend to be uppity.

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You could probably substitute Indians in for the Chinese for each of those statements.

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Initially I was going to use the Blacks but I was a bit afraid to as they tend to be uppity.

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Initially I was going to use the Blacks but I was a bit afraid to as they tend to be uppity.

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If you're going to say uppity, you might as well commit to calling them niggers.

As much as it vexes me my Canadianism won't allow it.

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As much as it vexes me my Canadianism won't allow it.

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Racists are always scared to say nigger. They focus much more on the word than the context. Canucks are racists, right?

Only against other races.

And Quebec.

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And Quebec.

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You cake.

If that is some kind of slur then I have to say that right at this moment I am deeply proud of you.

FFS! I am not experimenting on Chinks, Niggers or Pakis! Stop being racist, I'm using mice, just get used to it!

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Originally Posted by manker

I was determined not to google for this.
And I think I've worked it out.

It's a gobble, innit :happy:

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Originally Posted by Squeams

99% of the time they are. But that one was a genuine invitation to horatio x

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Maybe I just like diminutive sailors :snooty:

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If that is some kind of slur then I have to say that right at this moment I am deeply proud of you.

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Unfortunately, I most likely pronounced it properly.

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FFS! I am not experimenting on Chinks, Niggers or Pakis! Stop being racist, I'm using mice, just get used to it!

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So, are they nigger mice or what?

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I was determined not to google for this.
And I think I've worked it out.

It's a gobble, innit :happy:

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Maybe I just like diminutive sailors :snooty:

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You're mixing your napoleons with your nelsons :smilie4:

/unzips

No I looked it up first! He was only 5ft 5! Don't make me :cry:

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FFS! I am not experimenting on Chinks, Niggers or Pakis! Stop being racist, I'm using mice, just get used to it!

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So, are they nigger mice or what?

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Yes, some of them. And some of them are aryan.

Before anyone calls me a racist, here's me hanging out with some of the neighborhood boys a ways back.

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So, are they nigger mice or what?

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Yes, some of them. And some of them are aryan.

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So when you're done with them, instead of CO2, do you just let them in the yard together?

How long after that was taken did you realise all your stuff was gone?

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So when you're done with them, instead of CO2, do you just let them in the yard together?

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Don't be silly, can you imagine the mess? And I'd still have to deal with the last uber hard one.

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How long after that was taken did you realise all your stuff was gone?

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True story, my black neighborhood friends did steal a Sega Genesis game and a $20 bill from me. I know who took the 20, but where my game ended up... I have not a clue (none of them owned a Sega???).

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So when you're done with them, instead of CO2, do you just let them in the yard together?

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Don't be silly, can you imagine the mess? And I'd still have to deal with the last uber hard one.

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That is scary, considering they're all human like and muscle bound.

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How long after that was taken did you realise all your stuff was gone?

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True story, my black neighborhood friends did steal a Sega Genesis game and a $20 bill from me. I know who took the 20, but where my game ended up... I have not a clue (none of them owned a Sega???).

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Bet they all had a bike, though :smilie4:

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No I looked it up first! He was only 5ft 5! Don't make me :cry:

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You'll get something wrong eventually :fist:

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True story, my black neighborhood friends did steal a Sega Genesis game and a $20 bill from me. I know who took the 20, but where my game ended up... I have not a clue (none of them owned a Sega???).

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Bet they all had a bike, though :smilie4:

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Yeah, one of them was one I'm sure he traded for my bike.

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Bet they all had a bike, though :smilie4:

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Yeah, one of them was one I'm sure he traded for my bike.

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Just gone ten to two.

I've been relieved of too many bikes :(

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True story, my black neighborhood friends did steal a Sega Genesis game and a $20 bill from me. I know who took the 20, but where my game ended up... I have not a clue (none of them owned a Sega???).

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Doesn't matter, they'll take anything not nailed down.

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No I looked it up first! He was only 5ft 5! Don't make me :cry:

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You'll get something wrong eventually :fist:

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Le sigh. I usually do :sadwalk:

Reddit :o

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Before anyone calls me a racist, here's me hanging out with some of the neighborhood boys a ways back.

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It's technically not "hangin'" if you don't get to go home until your mom gives them money. :noes:

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Before anyone calls me a racist, here's me hanging out with some of the neighborhood boys a ways back.

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It's technically not "hangin'" if you don't get to go home until your mom gives them money. :noes:

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I could go on, but here's the story. My younger brother and I were the only white kids in the neighborhood, so I made a bunch of black friends that would usually result from me beating their asses. I did lose a fight once when a kid named Terell basically got into a boxing fight with me. He probably hit me in the face 50 times, I hit him once; it ended when he got tired and we both rested upon a parked motorcycle, we talked and basically became friends afterwards. I don't think he ever stole anything, but the rest of the crew was another story.

I lost all faith in any boxing talents, so every confrontation after that I used to body slam, suplex, and hold them down, the trick was to make it look pretty wicked (WWF style) and I'd get a lot of cheers and words of encouragement from the crowd of them. I had built up an incredible core strength from doing these very moves on my 230 pound mulatto friend at the time (inside though, he was much whiter than me). So that's the story of how I made a load of black ghetto friends for when I was around the neighborhood.

I've been to some of their places before, but they were filthy dumps (and we lived in the same complex). So they used to hang out at my place, raiding my pantry for chips and we would play the Nintendo and the Sega. Once in awhile they stole stuff, get berated by my mom for letting them in.

It's a good thing you got the chance to go one-on-one with them (especially with a 50:1 punch ratio) . I don't think that is the current style of today.

I suppose all things considered, I shouldn't complain too much about growing up in the isolation of Northern Idaho.

And we can both be thankful we aren't British. :ewww:


BTW, I think one of the best features of that picture is you wearing a polo shirt- way to make yourself stand out like a sore thumb, Macky. :P

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It's technically not "hangin'" if you don't get to go home until your mom gives them money. :noes:

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Plus I don't see a tree anywhere in that pic.

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It's technically not "hangin'" if you don't get to go home until your mom gives them money. :noes:

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Plus I don't see a tree anywhere in that pic.

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Wasn't it the other way round with the KKK stringing up the coons? :blink: