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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
Darth Cicero
Awesome!
Hoi Manky, can you see these are instituted as smilies asap.
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Re: Listen you bastards......
1st off, love disableddave's new site name, it's like a special seeing stone that grants clairvoyance while reading. I accidentally reread one of his posts while investigating item 2 and it did take a moment to realize who it was.
2nd off, this has been bugging me by the way. The acronym for STD&SM has seen many iterations, "STM&SD", "M&SSTD", "STM&S". The office of weights and measures demands some uniformity. Sexually Transmitted Masochist & Sadist Dewd. Mystery Science Theatre & Sadist Dewd. Star Trek Dewd & Multiple Sclerosis. What's it going to be?
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
1st off, love disableddave's new site name, it's like a special seeing stone that grants clairvoyance while reading. I accidentally reread one of his posts while investigating item 2 and it did take a moment to realize who it was.
2nd off, this has been bugging me by the way. The acronym for STD&SM has seen many iterations, "STM&SD", "M&SSTD", "STM&S". The office of weights and measures demands some uniformity. Sexually Transmitted Masochist & Sadist Dewd. Mystery Science Theatre & Sadist Dewd. Star Trek Dewd & Multiple Sclerosis. What's it going to be?
Funny, I always thought of Dave as disabled, even before Manky made him so.....
Out of your choices for option 2 sexuality transmitted masochist & sadist dewd seems the most appropriate, but then a poll would answer your inquiring mind.
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
Funny, I always thought of Dave as disabled, even before Manky made him so.....
I didn't mean to claim that disableddave is his new nick, I was merely prompting a short scavenger hunt without giving away the goodies like a sap.
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
Funny, I always thought of Dave as disabled, even before Manky made him so.....
I didn't mean to claim that disableddave is his new nick, I was merely prompting a short scavenger hunt without giving away the goodies like a sap.
:frusty: I know his new nick, I was inferring that Dave is disabled IRL and that I had always thought of him thus.
Light go on yet?
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
manker
Did anyone else see that post I just deleted.
In case you guise missed it, I'll summarise:
[Magnum Dave] LOL it wasn't me the other night, it was rob LOL
@manker LOL I win I'm back
@ squeamous u r mental and no one likes you
@ chavis ur stupid and me and all my friends are laughing at you I WIN LOL
@ everyone LOL u r stupid
kbai [/Magnum Dave]
Who the fuck is Rob? :idunno:
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Put them all in their own thread on a different site where no one but Dave can read them.
Easy.
:schnauz:
Surely there isn't a site where Dave posts rants about fst that only he can see.
A forum where he is the only member but he writes how much he despises the members here and vows eventual revenge on our mortal souls.
Only a mental would do something like that.
I think I speak for all of us when I say 'enough already!'
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Just to constitute my position with Dave; seems it seems that Dave is reading this...
From the moment I saw that burning cross avatar way back in 2007, I thought to myself, here dwells a braggart, a solipsist. This was manifested almost immediately in your manic geek account where you clearly screeched to be banned. Whereby you had to prolapse up your own arse and become RejectofAllah. Fuck knows or cares how many accounts you've had since.
I never did a fucking thing to you, Dave. However, you used me as a pretext to bully and intimidate a female who you lured into a heroin addiction and then into prostitution. It's only cos Squeamous posted here in her hour of need that we internets people were able to extract her from the brink.
You're a sick pimp, Dave, and the only reason you're not doing life right now is cos you're white and the feds aren't on the look-out for 80's throwback nazi child eaters.
I've been clean for almost 4 months now :yup:
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
:glag:
I appreciate the time and effort you put into that, Mary x
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
1st off, love disableddave's new site name, it's like a special seeing stone that grants clairvoyance while reading. I accidentally reread one of his posts while investigating item 2 and it did take a moment to realize who it was.
2nd off, this has been bugging me by the way. The acronym for STD&SM has seen many iterations, "STM&SD", "M&SSTD", "STM&S". The office of weights and measures demands some uniformity. Sexually Transmitted Masochist & Sadist Dewd. Mystery Science Theatre & Sadist Dewd. Star Trek Dewd & Multiple Sclerosis. What's it going to be?
It is in actual fact 'STM&SD', but I think we should go with the first of your suppositions.
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Originally Posted by
Darth Cicero
I swear to god, if I find any more old men lounging in my porch stinking it up with their Ubertar Maxicancer brand fags I am going to call the police on you.
Btw.....moustache needs to be bushier.
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Originally Posted by smack addict
I think I speak for all of us when I say 'enough already!'
Oh god. And now he's gonna be all; 'your not aloud to tlk about me behind my back in pm omfg brb calling the internets police'
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I gotta get that fantastic smilie implemented but I think I need admin access.
I'll have to PM tesco but he should just promote me, I've never coded or anything before but, like, how hard can it be.
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by smack addict
I think I speak for all of us when I say 'enough already!'
Oh god. And now he's gonna be all; 'your not aloud to tlk about me behind my back in pm omfg brb calling the internets police'
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I gotta get that fantastic smilie implemented but I think I need admin access.
I'll have to PM tesco but he should just promote me, I've never coded or anything before but, like, how hard can it be.
:happy:
'how hard can it be' - famous last words!
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
manker
Orite, I can see now :pinch:
Also, I'd have hated if a mod deleted that before I saw it, I only did it cus I know it would piss Dave off as I saw the post immediately and knew the chances are no one else would have.
I may have made a dick move.
Should I put it back or wut?
Actual true question.
:idunno:
Dave has friends outside his head?
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
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Originally Posted by
Darth Cicero
Awesome!
Hoi Manky, can you see these are instituted as smilies asap.
These smilies rawk, Darth.
Greatly enjoyed Macky's blog, too!
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
Darth Cicero
Noice. Here's your squid...
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Don't spend it all on the same male prostitute.
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Noice. Here's your squid...
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Don't spend it all on the same male prostitute.
Counterfeit, and still worth more than the US dollar. :(
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
Artemis
:frusty: I know his new nick, I was inferring that Dave is disabled IRL and that I had always thought of him thus.
Light go on yet?
I'm not convinced that you aren't just trying to cover for yourself.
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
:glag:
I appreciate the time and effort you put into that, Mary x
You are the first to openly acknowledge it and console me, you really do have nurturing instincts. I take back everything I said about your penis. By the way, chevy's mate...
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test
:stalker:
Edit: feck
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Originally Posted by
manker
test
:stalker:
Edit: feck
Edit? There's no edit indicator, did you get your amnesty period policy pushed through?
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Re: Listen you bastards......
It's only for mods atm
Edit: might keep it this way ftw
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
manker
It's only for mods atm
Edit: might keep it this way ftw
Don't. It's nazi and the only time I feel like posting is when your big blue nonsense of a name is present.
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
manker
It's only for mods atm
Edit: might keep it this way ftw
Don't. It's nazi and the only time I feel like posting is when your big blue nonsense of a name is present.
As much as one might think otherwise, I don't do the coding.
Like I said in a different thread, I'd probably be really good at it but tesco seems to want to hold me back for the moment.
Edit: And also, you just got caught up in my tackle.
:schnauz:
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
You are the first to openly acknowledge it and console me, you really do have nurturing instincts. I take back everything I said about your penis. By the way, chevy's mate...
Don't, I don't mind everyone knowing it's an enormous lady-pleasing behemoth :smilie4:
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
chavis
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Originally Posted by
manker
It's only for mods atm
Edit: might keep it this way ftw
Don't. It's nazi and the only time I feel like posting is when your big blue nonsense of a name is present.
That's it, then. You're breaking up with me.
After all this time :(
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Someone might just have lost his touch for rodding, tackle-boi.
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
You are the first to openly acknowledge it and console me, you really do have nurturing instincts. I take back everything I said about your penis. By the way, chevy's mate...
Don't, I don't mind everyone knowing it's an enormous lady-pleasing behemoth :smilie4:
you were thinking about big cocks and you used my word from a different thread.
:smilie4:
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
manker
How.
:eyebrows:
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
squeamous
don't, i don't mind everyone knowing it's an enormous lady-pleasing behemoth :smilie4:
you were thinking about big cocks and you used my word from a different thread.
:smilie4:
inception
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
Snee
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Originally Posted by
manker
How.
:eyebrows:
srs
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
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Originally Posted by
manker
you were thinking about big cocks and you used my word from a different thread.
:smilie4:
inception
:blink:
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
Snee
:eyebrows:
srs
2obvs
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I've just remembered why we (royal) gave up rodding.
Everyone gets too paranoid and you can't ask questions any more.
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
Don't, I don't mind everyone knowing it's an enormous lady-pleasing behemoth :smilie4:
Says the only lady submitting THE testimonial. I have a big man-pleasing cock.
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
manker
I've just remembered why we (royal) gave up rodding.
Everyone gets too paranoid and you can't ask questions any more.
There may be a small possibility I'm not being entirely srs, as well.
Just offering that up for consideration, like.
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
manker
:busyrod:
The implication being that I wasn't really rodding you over your rod which wasn't a rod according to you, by claiming that it was a rod?
Wat-eeevar.
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[preemptive-mary-strike]That's not really me, in the picture. You idiots.[/preemptive-mary-strike]
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:glag:
fyi, I was rodding and it worked good.
/thread
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
Don't, I don't mind everyone knowing it's an enormous lady-pleasing behemoth :smilie4:
Says the only lady submitting THE testimonial. I have a big man-pleasing cock.
I meant mine!
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
Snee
How :eyebrows:
cus when you write '/thread' it means that it and you can't talk about it anymore and that the person who wrote '/thread' is right.
/thread
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Re: Listen you bastards......
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Originally Posted by
manker
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Originally Posted by
Snee
How :eyebrows:
cus when you write '/thread' it means that it and you can't talk about it anymore and that the person who wrote '/thread' is right.
/thread
While reading this brain cells started dying. The only reply I can think of is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aflyz9IFoZE