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Originally Posted by ckrit

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Why not direct that question to Dave?

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'cos dave says it was manker. duh.

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All the more reason to ask Dave.

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Originally Posted by ckrit

'cos dave says it was manker. duh.

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It's cause I'm so 'unlikeable'... see he does that random deletion thing to those of us he doesn't like. Along with banning innocents who happen to come and register on FST with a name which fires up his paranoia. He's a right paranoid mental case at times.

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Originally Posted by mentalman

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I love poking you lot with a pointy stick, I sharpened it all weekend for this one :)

manker you need me around here mate, look at how many posts I've generated this morning. The rest of the week your little board is going to be the normal old boring shite.

Oh! Have you figured out if todays blogged bewbs are Squeamies yet?

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Haven't you realised yet that my posts brought you here.

Dance, Virgil, dance,

But dave. How do you know he's banned those innocents? Is it through your powers of mentalism?

And what did those randomly deleted posts say? Was it something terribly important which wasn't against the board rules?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

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I'm going to have to insist that in future you append such blatant rhetoric with a percontation point.

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I don't know the Alt code

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Just bookmark this: ؟
yw.

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Originally Posted by ckrit

But dave. How do you know he's banned those innocents? Is it through your powers of mentalism?

And what did those randomly deleted posts say? Was it something terribly important which wasn't against the board rules?

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And, dave. If you so love poking us with a sharp stick, how come you always end up looking like a crazy ranting emo fuckwit both during and after?

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Originally Posted by ckrit

But dave. How do you know he's banned those innocents? Is it through your powers of mentalism?

And what did those randomly deleted posts say? Was it something terribly important which wasn't against the board rules?

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I know, he knows and some poor unfortunate sod doesn't have any clue why he was banned from a site he hadn't even managed to post on :lol:

The most amusing aspect of all of this is that any single thing I post seems to carry some kind of gravity which has all sorts of people posting about it. I have no idea why any of the complete shite I spew forth anywhere should be read that way, especially when its being read that way by people who consider their own posts to be completely meaningless, but I am having a lot of fun with it.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

FINALLY! Now I'm up to speed! :happy:

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Glad I could finally be of use to someone here. Feel free to use the above info to track him down, rape his livestock, burn his crops, urinate on his houseplants, and plunder his riches. :pirate:


*EDIT* Seriously?!!! This site doesn't have a :pirate: smiley? :O

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Originally Posted by ckrit

And, dave. If you so love poking us with a sharp stick, how come you always end up looking like a crazy ranting emo fuckwit both during and after?

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Ummm because I'm bieng called that no matter whay I post, so I may as well make the most of it and have some fun with it. On other boards I talk about serious stuff, and am taken seriously, here I just love making manker go all paranoid.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I don't know the Alt code

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Just bookmark this: ؟
yw.

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OK, I did, but now I can't see part of my screen.

:chris:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

FINALLY! Now I'm up to speed! :happy:

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Glad I could finally be of use to someone here. Feel free to use the above info to track him down, rape his livestock, burn his crops, urinate on his houseplants, and plunder his riches. :pirate:


*EDIT* Seriously?!!! This site doesn't have a :pirate: smiley? :O

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ermmm........... :chris:

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Originally Posted by mentalman

Oh! Have you figured out if todays blogged bewbs are Squeamies yet?

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I'm betting they're a bit like that so that's good enough for me, thanks :happy:

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Originally Posted by mentalman

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Originally Posted by ckrit

But dave. How do you know he's banned those innocents? Is it through your powers of mentalism?

And what did those randomly deleted posts say? Was it something terribly important which wasn't against the board rules?

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I know

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But how, dave? How do you know, dave?

Do you have some sort of special access which allows you to check on which mod banned which member when and why?

:Chris?: Well, that's intuitive. :P

I know where to find 'em all, I was too lazy to look it up this thyme...

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Originally Posted by mentalman

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Originally Posted by ckrit

And, dave. If you so love poking us with a sharp stick, how come you always end up looking like a crazy ranting emo fuckwit both during and after?

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Ummm because I'm bieng called that no matter whay I post, so I may as well make the most of it and have some fun with it. On other boards I talk about serious stuff, and am taken seriously, here I just love making manker go all paranoid.

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Which other boards are these, dave? I know it's not mumsnet, for example, since people loathe you there.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

:Chris?: Well, that's intuitive. :P

I know where to find 'em all, I was too lazy to look it up this thyme...

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I have no idea why it's called chris :lol:

A quick catch up for barbie:

dave: i will kill one of you
the bored: lol
dave: that woman told chavis my name D;
the bored: actually, it was you who divulged it.
dave: lol i troll'd you all
the bored: lol

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Originally Posted by ckrit

Which other boards are these, dave? I know it's not mumsnet, for example, since people loathe you there.

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Yeah I'm sure you'd like to know. In fact I'm surprised Squeamy hasn't distributed a list to you all, she did know some of them, but then with her memory...

Excuse me, I encountered some very nice women on Mumsnet, admittedly there were some who were slightly more paranoid than manker, but then they were being hassled by some complete cunt bloke from another site (which I derived a lot of pleasure from shitting all over for them :) ), so that's understandable. But on the whole they were generally quite nice, and I received a fair few nice PMs from them... and you can all stop thinking any of them were sexual... none of them were. They were just friendly.

This is better than The Only Fucking Way Is Essex :happy:

Hey guess what, I'm reading Dave's mental blog. It's all about you guys :wub:

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Originally Posted by ckrit

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Originally Posted by mentalman

Ummm because I'm bieng called that no matter whay I post, so I may as well make the most of it and have some fun with it. On other boards I talk about serious stuff, and am taken seriously, here I just love making manker go all paranoid.

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Which other boards are these, dave? I know it's not mumsnet, for example, since people loathe you there.

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It's not this other board he posted about on his mental blog where the people there also hate him and spewed hate and bile at him, neither.

I just can't understand why people keep spewing all over him :no:

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Originally Posted by manker

A quick catch up for barbie:

dave: i will kill one of you
the bored: lol
dave: that woman told chavis my name D;
the bored: actually, it was you who divulged it.
dave: lol i troll'd you all
the bored: lol

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Fuck sake, that's abridged to fuck man.

You missed out months of me stating I'm no threat to her, and that she knows that.

You missed out the many times she has stated she knows I'm no danger to her.

You still all leapt off of the deep end though :)

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Hey guess what, I'm reading Dave's mental blog. It's all about you guys :wub:

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There used to be loads more posts, but he deletes them sporadically when he decides to move on, then posts them all again in exactly the same manner.

It's brill.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Hey guess what, I'm reading Dave's mental blog. It's all about you guys :wub:

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There's a counterpart all about me, http://magnumdave.wordpress.com

Mary has done his best with it, but I always felt it needed a proper geek like you to really make something of it :)

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Originally Posted by manker

It's not this other board he posted about on his mental blog where the people there also hate him and spewed hate and bile at him, neither.

I just can't understand why people keep spewing all over him :no:

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I would have dismissed him as a total troll had we not gotten confirmation of his real life douchbaggery. Fact. It's like looking at some dim witted rare beast in a zoo. Fascinating for those of us with normal lives and temperament... :popcorn:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by ckrit

Which other boards are these, dave? I know it's not mumsnet, for example, since people loathe you there.

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It's not this other board he posted about on his mental blog where the people there also hate him and spewed hate and bile at him, neither.

I just can't understand why people keep spewing all over him :no:

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Originally Posted by mentalman

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Originally Posted by ckrit

Which other boards are these, dave? I know it's not mumsnet, for example, since people loathe you there.

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Yeah I'm sure you'd like to know. In fact I'm surprised Squeamy hasn't distributed a list to you all, she did know some of them, but then with her memory...

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Face it, Dave.
Her contribution was practically zero. The little she has posted was on the board so you could read it, too.

What we know comes almost entirely from you and you alone. Most of it coerced out of you by the malevolent force of internet known locally as chavois.
I'm still astounded you could type so much personal info through the haze of snot and tears.

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Originally Posted by ckrit

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Originally Posted by manker

It's not this other board he posted about on his mental blog where the people there also hate him and spewed hate and bile at him, neither.

I just can't understand why people keep spewing all over him :no:

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:blink:

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What now :o

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I'm reading Dave's mental blog.

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You must be its 2nd reader. I only skim it for content. Other than for sourcing, it sucks pretty bad.

@youknowwhoyouare: Are you doing that on purpose? It's not as bad as dave's too/to-dilemma, but mang, it makes me sad.

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Originally Posted by mentalman

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Hey guess what, I'm reading Dave's mental blog. It's all about you guys :wub:

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There's a counterpart all about me, http://magnumdave.wordpress.com

Mary has done his best with it, but I always felt it needed a proper geek like you to really make something of it :)

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Oh I can't see that one interesting me in the slightest... :dabs:

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Originally Posted by manker

Face it, Dave.
Her contribution was practically zero. The little she has posted was on the board so you could read it, too.

What we know comes almost entirely from you and you alone. Most of it coerced out of you by the malevolent force of internet known locally as chavois.
I'm still astounded you could type so much personal info through the haze of snot and tears.

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Oh! Contraire manker old chap, her paranoid PM contribution has been the foundation stone of all of this... and if I'm honest, I'm a little jealous... she got chavis... the complete mental flid out, with his "ban Dave" thread. I wanted that... although I recognise that I'm probably not h4r5h enough to have got it, and truth be told I'm not ruthless enough to have allowed it to have gone as far as she did. As proved by my reaction to his taking my Oirish racism shite badly.

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Originally Posted by mentalman

Oh! Have you figured out if todays blogged bewbs are Squeamies yet?

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Ohhh, just realised these are not the ones you originally posted. Interestingly TinEye didn't find another image on the internets like this one, so if nothing else they are from your private collection....

'Oh! Contraire'

lol

That is all.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by mentalman

Oh! Have you figured out if todays blogged bewbs are Squeamies yet?

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Ohhh, just realised these are not the ones you originally posted. Interestingly TinEye didn't find another image on the internets like this one, so if nothing else they are from your private collection....

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If they are hers, then more fool him for going so mental over some burd with crap bewbs. :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by ckrit

@youknowwhoyouare: Are you doing that on purpose? It's not as bad as dave's too/to-dilemma, but mang, it makes me sad.

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Heaven forfend.

I even italicised it.

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Originally Posted by manker

'Oh! Contraire'

lol

That is all.

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dave says he only posts like an idiot because we're mean and don't take him seriously. True story.

So it's all our fault he fucked that up, basically.

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Originally Posted by manker

'Oh! Contraire'

lol

That is all.

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Now I'm not sure he understood what we mean when we say "emo".

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Originally Posted by ckrit

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Originally Posted by manker

'Oh! Contraire'

lol

That is all.

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dave says he only posts like an idiot because we're mean and don't take him seriously. True story.

So it's all our fault he fucked that up, basically.

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I'm fascinated by this obsession some of you have with the grammar and spelling of posts which you all claim are meaningless?

I mean personally to me I don't give a fuck of what I post is spelt correctly or uses perfected prose, it's meaningless drivel, none of which I can ever be sure will actually make it onto this board anyway.

Anyway back to the point, these anally retentative urges you and manker have to present your meaningless posts perfectly, does it serve some purpose?

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Originally Posted by mentalman

she got chavis... the complete mental flid out, with his "ban Dave" thread. I wanted that... although I recognise that I'm probably not h4r5h enough to have got it, and truth be told I'm not ruthless enough to have allowed it to have gone as far as she did.

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To be fair, dave, it was only you who read much into that or thought it was mental.