Maybe I should stop, I'm not up for DPing squeams.
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Maybe I should stop, I'm not up for DPing squeams.
Why ever not. It's not like she could over power both of us.
I'd have already taken her up on her kind offer but I'm a little worried I'd end up tethered to some skip whilst being pegged.
I'd summon you with a complicated set of bird-calls if things got out of hand. And then afterwards, I'd do the same for you.
I'm sure that between us both we could sate her :smilie4:
Yes, but us being very long with low differentials, the chance of getting tangled if she doesn't keep the required massive amounts of blood pumping is just too risky. It's been too long since I earned my knot tying badge.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Well I dunno, I just figured if the balls didn't touch ... .
I suppose there's every chance it'll happen one day :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You're in luck, I'm feted for my monkey-long arms :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Well, when you're knuckle dragging just don't go piercing my scrotie with one of your rings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
The way I see it is that every woman alive has the basic right to be sexually satisfied at least once in her life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
And if I can assist in any way, then it would not make me unhappy to do so.
That's a mental image I could have done without :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
You two are like sexual good cop bad cop. Mary is doing all she can to avoid sexy times and Manky is doing all he can to embroil her in them.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Quit playing ping pong with my libido :fist:
I'm taking Mary out with me on the pull.
Girls will see us approach and one will say to the other; 'I want the one with the chrome belt-buckle and you can take the one that's fiddling with his pants and looking confused'.
I'm confused since you know I have a chrome belt buckle. Actually, I think it's nickel alloy or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
definitely nickel alloy
No, Manky will be the one fiddling with his belt buckle and wondering why ever since he had that curacao based cocktail he can't get his fly zip up.
Last four posts = lols :happy:
That shit stains, I thought my dick once met Smurfette.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
wtf were you doing putting your cawk in a cawktail :blink:
I rapped for you peoples and you'd think I'd draw the line at my caulk? I meant it stains the tongue. It also stains vehicular floorboard upholstery.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Speaking of which, when I was out last week, a double digit IQer pulled his dick out and mashed it against the table at the bar we were at. I said... wait did I already tell this one?
I'd like to hear it!
Well it's not exactly hidden, you are just very specific about the threads you visit. You're missing out on all the other fun. Oh and I'm not talking about the internet thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Or was it the internet thread, wait, what would you like to hear?
If the title and the preview don't interest me I don't normally bother looking. Don't worry about it :)
You made me have to go back and check. I listed 2 things and you didn't want to specify :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
hear in the figurative sense?
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...=1#post3667526
hear in the literal sense?
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/4...=1#post3669508
Anyways, the topic having anything to do with the thread title? What century are you living in?
There there Mary, the first link answered my question! Just chill and blow into this bag for a few minutes...xQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
PS. It's 3.20am here.....night night Mary!
I'm still not asleep and I think I've been awake since Saturday
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Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
You were supposed to say 'why does this bag smell of chloroform?'Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisYou were supposed to say 'why does this bag smell of chloroform?'Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Why haven't you slept since Saturday, Mary?
He discovered a new super stimulant in his lab- an 8 year old with a cup of coffee.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
:drummer:
I don't even know if that was entirely accurate, overcome with tension I guess? I've been working on some presentations, data, and deadlines, but have been having a horrible time staying focused on it, hence all my fucking around on here. Then I think I will never finish it. It's been keeping me up far longer than usual, something's wrong with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous:smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
Why haven't you slept since Saturday, Mary?
You know I don't drink coffee, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I figured you'd like a moreresistiveactive "lab assistant".
Ohhhh, the 8 year old is drinking coffee. That's sort of ironically funny, because I thought they only drank sedatives.
Like you've lost your peace of mind?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
No. I am thinking concrete biological problems.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousLike you've lost your peace of mind?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Stress is a VERY real, physiological problem. I think you goofing off here is probably more beneficial than you realize. Just relax, dump the bodies you've accumulated (let the dirt wash away your sins), and relax. It's not like you are finishing a PhD, or anything important. :idunno:
I've been simultaneously prepping my data defense as well as a proposal and data to show to a prospective committee member who I'm not sure will stay at the university come this Fall. Suicide sounds a bit more entertaining at the moment.
Ah, you've encountered the "inconvenient douchebag" portion of your trials. It is considered a milestone.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Well, I've already encountered that, I already had to replace one committee member who left a year ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeAh, you've encountered the "inconvenient douchebag" portion of your trials. It is considered a milestone.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'm currently working on a 5-person team proposal/project with a major aluminum manufacturer. The deadlines have been nearly impossible, and we haven't had time to even organize "who will do what", and participated in a 4-person paragraph write where we ALL worked on the same sentences together. :pinch:
Life is pain. Get used to it, I suppose... :(