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Holy shit YouTube link?
Well her tits couldn't have fallen out if she was wearing the seat belt properly or wearing a fire-proof suit :blink:
Think it thro'.
Hawt tits drift racing youtube link.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
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Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
One more disappointment in an ever expanding list for you to live with.:no:Quote:
After scouring the internet for this video, sifting through all the stupid edited and censored versions of this, I found the original!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the full version of The Girl in The Toyota Supra in all its entirety and boobage. Enjoy!
I'd feel bad if I wasn't sure that you'd only use it to jerk off to.
But in this case they're such nice hanging bags of mammary tissue.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
I've never told you my cup size :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
You left your bra in the glove compartment of the car the other day.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI've never told you my cup size :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Did you do it on purpose so my missus would find it. zomg. will the tricks and machinations of that woman never end :no:
To tell the truth I don't really know what's going on. I mean, in this thread, not in general :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Wait'll you find where I left my crotchless policewoman outfit :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
In other news, I just realised I made myself a fried egg sammich with ketchup and 2 fried eggs for supper. I hate you :dry:
I'm just wondering if she'd believe it was mine. Probably :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousTo tell the truth I don't really know what's going on. I mean, in this thread, not in general :unsure:
Wait'll you find where I left my crotchless policewoman outfit :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
In other news, I just realised I made myself a fried egg sammich with ketchup and 2 fried eggs for supper. I hate you :dry:
In other news; tell your subconscious that more than a handful is a waste.
Much like ladies don't really care if men have a big cawk, men aren't bothered if wiminz have sumptuous C cups, delectable Ds or attenuated As :)
Ew, I've got a horrible mental image of your aged knackers hanging out the crotch and dangling somewhere between your truncheon and furry handcuffs. There you are you little beauty: :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Pfft, I jest precisely because I don't suffer from poor body image. My tits are my worst physical feature but I haven't got a problem with that. If I wasn't cursed in such a way I would be physically perfect and that would just be awkward. And even then, as the worst physical feature, they still rate pretty highly. Also I love their size. S'all good!
Oh...and....yeah, that thing about cock size not mattering. It kinda does (to me). It's more fun when it's all deformed and ruinous :happy:. Wouldn't be any more than a preference though. All cocks are beautiful!
Truncheon :happy:
That is all.
Oh wait. We're talking about an actual truncheon. I had completely forgotten about the crotchless uniform thing.
Bother.
I better read the rest of the post, now :dabs:
:lulzin-joke/icwhatudidtheresmiley:
^for the benefit of Mary. I think I'll make a habit of this!
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
She still won't get it.
True fact.
:smilie4:
I know what you mean.youtube is way too mainstream.look at what theyre doing to dubstep.
Newp. We were talking about tits.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
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Stop talking about cock in my breast thread!cocks are fucking gross.It has a big vein and is too thick for its length.
Speak for yourself stumpy.....Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
At least she tried to appease me, I guess that's the in-joke for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous^for the benefit of Mary. I think I'll make a habit of this!Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
She still won't get it.
True fact.
You'd rather have a short and thin cawk.Quote:
Originally Posted by jiggy
Odd.
From tiny crumbs of comfort, loaves of love are made :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyAt least she tried to appease me, I guess that's the in-joke for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
She still won't get it.
True fact.
OMG! :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Sounds like what you got there is a blooming mushroom. Have you had it valued and insured? They can be very popular with the right collector :smilie4:
I've got a whole patisserie of love for Mary, but he refuses to acknowledge it. I can't help not being a chink :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I couldn't tell with the way you hide that Tokyo Chic outfit I bought you all the way in the back of your closet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
When you put on the Jimmy Krankie costume I bought you, I'll dress like a retarded hipster. Deal?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI couldn't tell with the way you hide that Tokyo Chic outfit I bought you all the way in the back of your closet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Did we just stop fixing her or something, it was like almost mission accomplished and then I got slapped in the face with a wet regressive mackerel.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousI've got a whole patisserie of love for Mary, but he refuses to acknowledge it. I can't help not being a chink :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm not sure if I want her to be fixed, perhaps that's why I didn't keep my end up.
So far only one way older chick has enjoy'd my cock.too bad I did not know girls dont get too sensitive in the genitles after a orgasm like males.
> mexicans don't clitoral stimulation
I'm Spanish.
Veins are actually not big. Unfortunately, you have just revealed that everything else in the area is proportionately small compared to that vein.Quote:
Originally Posted by jiggy
Sorry to tell you, ziggy. She was faking it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Spoiler: Show:glag:
The good thing is that the female orgasm doesn't matter.
I thought you were American.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
Which is why I said Mexican because America owns Mexico but doesn't own Spain and you look hispanic :smilie4:
She told me it was big and thick, already.as if the very thought wasn't supposed to make me hard.
Was this also a lie.
Stop talking about cocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by jiggy
> talks about his cock
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Don't worry, mate. mbm is married and has twins that are almost two years old.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
He's too nice a guy to cheat so I make that around 32 months since he last got laid. Most of us are in long term relationships (except Squeamous who jumps from one 45 year old to the next with alarming regularity).
If you want some top wanking tips, though, this board is where it's at :smilie4:
I'm shooting babies, I'm a pro at it.I call it pro choice.
Meaning, No thanks I'm already a professional at self pleasure.
Oh.
thought it was a high-end dead babies joke that i was misinterpreting.
Do you think if I stop wanking my testosterone will build up and get rid of my girl breasts?