Meaningful Conversations With A Black Person.

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05-29-2012, 01:22 AM
mjmacky

Re: Meaningful Conversations With A Black Person.

I can say this, most of the black people that I've had riveting conversations with weren't from the states.
05-29-2012, 11:07 PM
chalice

Re: Meaningful Conversations With A Black Person.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by chavis

Spelling what out? I would've thought the irony was quite self-evident in the title. I literally haven't had a meaningful conversation with a black person. Even on the internets, which is available (I've heard) to them, not one has come forward with anything meaningful. Or non-meaningful for that matter. They're clearly the racist ones, not me. Just cos your skinny white arse facilitated a black eugenics commune/ghetto doesn't mean we all did.

Racist.

Strangely enough, much happens after childhood, papal hermit.

I have struck outside the orbit of this state-let, believe it or believe it not.

I spent two years in Holland quite a whiles back, eagerly pursuing a drug habit. Black people punctuated the corners there, but I really don't count transactions as stimulating discourse.

One mugged me with a dirty syringe, and another sold me Foundation in place of smack. Still, I don't hold it against them.
05-29-2012, 11:12 PM
manker

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Originally Posted by OlegL

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Originally Posted by manker

Yeah. And I thought he lived on his own :ermm:

I do live on my own now, though I am on disability. However, when I was in my early twenties, I lived with Mom. I did talk about it in another thread.

I'm afraid I missed much of your early work due to not reading it. Altho' I have heard that it was quite stunning.

I've heard about your Skype chats with mbm, too. And about how you completely fooled Mary and Mary2.

:dave:
05-29-2012, 11:16 PM
manker

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Strangely enough, much happens after childhood, papal hermit.

I have struck outside the orbit of this state-let, believe it or believe it not.

I spent two years in Holland quite a whiles back, eagerly pursuing a drug habit. Black people punctuated the corners there, but I really don't count transactions as stimulating discourse.

One mugged me with a dirty syringe, and another sold me Foundation in place of smack. Still, I don't hold it against them.

I got mugged in Amsterdam, too.

I was obviously wopped to all feckery and in a fantastic mood so when this black guy came up to me and asked if I had any spare change, I was inclined to oblige.
I put my hand in my pocket and pulled out a tangle of coins and tickets and some paper money, began to root out a few coppers within the mish-mash - and he calmly reached over and took it all.

This shocked me. I asked him for it back and he said; 'no'.
He didn't even run away.
05-29-2012, 11:29 PM
mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by chavis

I have struck outside the orbit of this state-let, believe it or believe it not.

I spent two years in Holland quite a whiles back, eagerly pursuing a drug habit. Black people punctuated the corners there, but I really don't count transactions as stimulating discourse.

One mugged me with a dirty syringe, and another sold me Foundation in place of smack. Still, I don't hold it against them.

I got mugged in Amsterdam, too.

I was obviously wopped to all feckery and in a fantastic mood so when this black guy came up to me and asked if I had any spare change, I was inclined to oblige.
I put my hand in my pocket and pulled out a tangle of coins and tickets and some paper money, began to root out a few coppers within the mish-mash - and he calmly reached over and took it all.

This shocked me. I asked him for it back and he said; 'no'.
He didn't even run away.

I'm going to have to be square about my response and let's just pretend I said something and it ired you both.
05-29-2012, 11:44 PM
manker

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Don't have to pretend; 'ired' is worse than deboard.
You brute.
05-30-2012, 12:02 AM
megabyteme

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Interestingly enough, I'm "Merkin, and have never been robbed by a black man. What's the odds of that? :O
05-30-2012, 12:09 AM
manker

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:eyebrows:

I feel obliged to ask if you've ever owned anything worth stealing.
05-30-2012, 02:20 AM
Artemis

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I was once in a power cut with 20 Papua New Guinean Fishermen (long story), all you could see was eyeballs and teeth floating through the ether, it was quite creepy. :fear:
05-30-2012, 02:41 AM
megabyteme

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Originally Posted by manker

:eyebrows:

I feel obliged to ask if you've ever owned anything worth stealing.

Nothing I paid for... :shifty:
05-30-2012, 04:10 AM
mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

Don't have to pretend; 'ired' is worse than deboard.
You brute.

Do verbified nouns ire you?
05-30-2012, 04:12 AM
mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Artemis

I was once in a power cut with 20 Papua New Guinean Fishermen (long story), all you could see was eyeballs and teeth floating through the ether, it was quite creepy. :fear:

I have a friend that I tease constantly for his tendency to disappear in the dark. We say things like, all he has to do to go invisible is close his eyes and mouth.
05-30-2012, 04:23 AM
brotherdoobie

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I have never spoken to one and I have lived around those people most of my life.

-doobs :snooty:
05-30-2012, 04:45 AM
Artemis

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I have never spoken to one and I have lived around those people most of my life.

-doobs :snooty:

You live around Papua New Guineans? :blink:
05-30-2012, 05:13 AM
brotherdoobie

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Black people.

-doobs
05-30-2012, 08:55 AM
manker

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

Don't have to pretend; 'ired' is worse than deboard.
You brute.

Do verbified nouns ire you?

Just the shit ones.
05-30-2012, 11:35 AM
IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Black people.

-doobs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDi2X...eature=related
05-30-2012, 11:38 AM
mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

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Do verbified nouns ire you?

Just the shit ones.

I would try to to return it and ire me if I were you
05-30-2012, 11:38 AM
mjmacky

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Should I stop before I really start to arghhh you?
05-30-2012, 11:49 AM
manker

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I took my ire out on boboo. He's disabled now, I hope you're happy.
05-30-2012, 12:26 PM
mjmacky

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I had to go out and check what a boboo was, was hiding in the tabs that I haven't read yet. Are you trying to be a revolutionary now?
05-30-2012, 12:43 PM
manker

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:eyebrows:

It might have been boobo. I'm not sure. All of the banned Romanians blur into one.
Fuck Romania. And their boy-loving Turkish cousins.
05-30-2012, 12:44 PM
megabyteme

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Black people.

-doobs

Thanks a lot. Now, I going to have nightmares. :fear:
05-30-2012, 12:45 PM
IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Black people.

-doobs

Thanks a lot. Now, I going to have nightmares. :fear:

Sleep with that pistol of yours loaded and under your pillow.
05-30-2012, 12:47 PM
manker

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Won't be the first time he's dribbled on a heckler cock with his eyes closed.
05-30-2012, 12:48 PM
megabyteme

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Thanks a lot. Now, I going to have nightmares. :fear:

Sleep with that pistol of yours loaded and under your pillow.

Cawked and loaded. I keep the gun ready, too.
05-30-2012, 12:50 PM
IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Sleep with that pistol of yours loaded and under your pillow.

Cawked and loaded. I keep the gun ready, too.

Be sure to disengage the safety so you can fire immediately should the need arise.
05-30-2012, 12:51 PM
megabyteme

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Cawked and loaded. I keep the gun ready, too.

Be sure to disengage the safety so you can fire immediately should the need arise.

You've been talking to my wife, haven't you. :ermm:
05-30-2012, 12:52 PM
IdolEyes787

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No she can't talk with a cawk in her mouth.
05-30-2012, 12:55 PM
mjmacky

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

No she can't talk with a cawk in her mouth.

I'm sure there was enough room to spare some phonetics.
05-30-2012, 12:57 PM
megabyteme

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

No she can't talk with a cawk in her mouth.

I'm sure there was enough room to spare some phonetics.

I assure you, there's enough room for a cawk AND a gun barrel.
05-30-2012, 01:01 PM
manker

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I'm sure there was enough room to spare some phonetics.

I assure you, there's enough room for a cawk AND a gun barrel.

Are we still talking about oral.
05-30-2012, 01:03 PM
megabyteme

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Originally Posted by manker

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I assure you, there's enough room for a cawk AND a gun barrel.

Are we still talking about oral.

It's called "good morning"...
05-30-2012, 01:29 PM
manker

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by manker

Are we still talking about oral.

It's called "good morning"...

lol you texans are funny
05-30-2012, 01:43 PM
mjmacky

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by manker

Are we still talking about oral.

It's called "good morning"...

I call it "wake up"
05-30-2012, 04:16 PM
Glen@DB

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How do you know when your wife is having an affair with a black man?...... Her handbag is missing.
Robbing fookers.
05-30-2012, 06:18 PM
manker

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Originally Posted by Glen@DB

How do you know when your wife is having an affair with a black man?...... she has aids.

fix'd
05-30-2012, 06:22 PM
megabyteme

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Glen@DB

How do you know when your wife is having an affair with a black man?...... she has aids.

fix'd

And her handbag is missing. Obviously.
06-01-2012, 10:51 AM
Squeamous

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Chavvy just reminded me! I was almost raped by a black man once....a drug dealing rasta from Holland. Perhaps you know him Chavois? It's quite an interesting story actually. It culminated in me sitting on his sofa at 4am in the morning while he (we'll call him J) explained that when in Holland he raped a guy's wife and daughter in front of him. The guy had stolen drugs from J's boss, and when he went to recover them, cleaned the house out entirely. The mother and daughter were addicts and begged him to leave behind their personal stuff, and in return they would do anything. J explained to me that these types of people get into that underworld kind of life precisely because they like the filth, grime and this sort of treatment being meted out to them. They were masochists and so he was actually just giving them what they wanted. It was an interesting and meaningful story, albeit slightly frightening. I managed to talk myself out of the situation in the end by reasoning with him, so he obviously wasn't all bad :unsure:
06-01-2012, 10:57 AM
mjmacky

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^ I got lost in the narrative, but I'm thinking you used to be a drug addict?

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