^Lies. You know "drafting" is the cycling term for getting ball sweat straight from the tap.
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^Lies. You know "drafting" is the cycling term for getting ball sweat straight from the tap.
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that given enough time every thread turns ghey?
Fuck! now I've got to wipe soup off the curtains. Thanks for that. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I've drafted to save on fuel use, but I thought one of the better things about bike riding was getting to put some effort, the drag and all. It feels cheap otherwise :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Drafting 101Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Almost all the energy that you expend while a bike is used overcoming air resistance.The closer you can "draft" off of something the lesser the effort.Pros regularly ride inches apart.
or more poetically
Well, it'll always be reached we hit Nazi Hitler. Anyways, what a gay observation to make.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
No I think you probably maintain a constant state of cheapness and only notice when riding a bike because of the fresh air.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
*getting to put in some effort.
Anyways, worrying about wind resistance is for lugers.
Nazi pistols?
Come ride the Stelvio with me and a lot of idiot Italians.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3RH7-zzy_U&feature=related
A guy I work with just participated in the Gatineau Grand Prix. He rode the S-Works Tarmac SL4 which apparently cost him $3800 (oh, the french). He told me, later discovered as a non-exaggeration, that the entire thing could basically be lifted up on a pinky, and that's when my fascination with bikes started this week. Then I come to FST and see this thread.
I'm going to repair my trodden mountain bike and go for a spin soon. Then I'm going to feel awful about people owning bikes that cost a 100 times more than mine.
Don't hate on Funkin' just because he's better than you, and has a nicer bike.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
I've actually raced Gatineau and the course profile makes it look like it's all hills but the only one you really notice is Camp Fortune and that's only because you come onto it of a slow left turn .Even then it's <2 kms and immediately followed by a downhill.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
The course is actually harder to get away than to get dropped on .
Unless you start on the Quebec side and have the French National development team decide to do a TTT onto the base at 60km a hour.:angry:
@Mary Quick what's the rollout on a 53 x 17 chainring /cog combination?
@Idol Quick what's the primary reason carbon monoxide doesn't form on bimetallic platinum-based catalysts during hydrogen generation?
Probably because it doesn't feel like it.
+1 for me.
6 years of University didn't go for naught.
I was going to make a joker reference, but I didn't understand this page eitherQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Well, they could've taught you grammar. How long did it take you to learn to ride a bike. I had that shit nailed when I was about six.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I didn't take Englishe.
I heard most people could graduate Bicycle Academy in just a few weekends.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Bike, riding, like.
Grammar, I was born with.
I'm a physical genius so naught very long.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
How many nots per hour do you go while racing?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I'm a physical genius so naught very long.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Depends if I'm riding in an echelon or knot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1jzs6dk4bs
@chavis The weird little guy from Watchmen is the weird little guy in this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOsQ2epsI2MQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I guess that's what happens if you ride a bicycle instead of riding Mrs. RobinsonQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
It one an Academy Award for best original screenplay whereas all Mrs. Robinson had going for her were her saggy old tits.:ermm:
Anyway if you are going to riff coming of age Summer of '42 .Jennifer O'Neill I'd ride like a tricked out Colnago.
I haven't seen it, but I gathered from the description it's about a dude who fucks a little girl. Sounds like a solid recommendation to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Spoiler: ShowNo really, I might actually watch it.
I just can't get turned on by B&W chicks. I've tried, guess I'm just a bit grey scale racist. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Try to get the unrated version as there's an anal scene.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyI haven't seen it, but I gathered from the description it's about a dude who fucks a little girl. Sounds like a solid recommendation to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Spoiler: ShowNo really, I might actually watch it.
It's in colour so you need to see either an ophthalmologist or a vet.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI just can't get turned on by B&W chicks. I've tried, guess I'm just a bit grey scale racist. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'm not falling for your old school CGI tricks. I've heard what they did with Bogart, shirley they could make this woman:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787It's in colour so you need to see either an ophthalmologist or a vet.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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not look of the Grey Scalian race. Damn liberals. :ermm:
I don't want to overly worry you but even I am not willing to stoop to that level of idiocy.
I've never seen Watchmen. True story. It would annoy me too much.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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Originally Posted by chavisI've never seen Watchmen. True story. It would annoy me too much.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Oh, him.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787..Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
If I didn't know better I would think that you were being sarcastic.
Sarcastic, moi?