Could you not have asked him to aim a bit further away, like?
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Could you not have asked him to aim a bit further away, like?
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I said that I got jizz on them. It's almost as if you think that there was some kind of burnt orange suede dap bukakke going on.
What a mind you have. I'm blaming the marriage.
I just assumed that that's the sort of thing people who wear "burnt orange" shoes did :ghey:
Right, I imagine it's because you shrieked and popped up too early since they were supposed to finish on your face. I would hold you accountable for your shoes.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker:eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I said that I got jizz on them. It's almost as if you think that there was some kind of burnt orange suede dap bukakke going on.
What a mind you have. I'm blaming the marriage.
I was just cracking one off on the bed and my daps were on there.
Didn't notice the jizz gloop until it was much too late and it had all dried in. Washing it with water and soap didn't work at all :no:
You're the only people I've ever told about that. It's a good job you're not real or anything.
I'm going to fax that story to your work :dave:
I think you're supposed to drink more vinegar, Meg's friend told me that helps. It doesn't make much sense unless you're supposed to vomit on your shoes afterwards though.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
The client list is on a zip drive.
Surely not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I've never known the people who live in my computer to turn against me.
And anyway, I found the Turkey t-shirt so you probably wont :unsure:
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Originally Posted by mjmackyI think you're supposed to drink more vinegar, Meg's friend told me that helps. It doesn't make much sense unless you're supposed to vomit on your shoes afterwards though.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Faxing it to your wurk wouldn't be very :stalker: of meQuote:
Originally Posted by mankerSurely not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
I've never known the people who live in my computer to turn against me.
And anyway, I found the Turkey T-Shirt so you probably wont :unsure:
I'll drive all the way to walesland and spray paint it on your windows :dave:
Be sure to use the black stealth theme, the poor visibility would be just another instrument of Diabolical Dave's vengeance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...rkey-bribe.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Proper BoFaxing it to your wurk wouldn't be very :stalker: of meQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'll drive all the way to walesland and spray paint it on your windows :dave:
Just so you know I'm not just making it up. Again.
I didn't keep your address because I'm not ghey but PM me it and I'll send it out with the post tomoro
:lol: :earl:
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Six years ago, like.
yeah, world cup 2006.
the first and only fantasy fitbaw i evar played:smilie4:
Same.
If Zidane didn't get sent off, that Turkey t-shirt would be mine.
But it isn't, it's mine and I want you to keep it as reminder of your inferior management skills or something else:smilie4:
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Originally Posted by manker
Or is because you're not allowed to give your new marital address out :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bo
Oh, fuck. Dave knows I live on a street now D;Quote:
I'm still not married:kiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm not a very good drawrer of things so I don't know how to depict squinting really hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker