Yeah I knew that fat henry guy in the paper probably wasn't him.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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Yeah I knew that fat henry guy in the paper probably wasn't him.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Andy Sipowicz.
If we're doing the hockey player game then I concede.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'm pretty much fucked after Hilton Ruggles, Wayne Gretzky and Sean Kerly.
I don't know what could possibly be better than owning a bt site and risk possible imprisonment just so that annoying teens can use it to steal stuff that they never even bother to watch half of.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'd chip in half.
Not because you need it, just because it's my life's ambition to own a torrent site but I don't have the contacts you do.
If I could own a site while at the same time having ravens peck out my eyes while I chew on rusty razor blades and large leeches suck vital juices from my gonads maybe.
The only one I recognize is Hilton Ruggles.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerIf we're doing the hockey player game then I concede.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'm pretty much fucked after Hilton Ruggles, Wayne Gretzky and Sean Kerly.
Sean Kerly didn't need pads and a helmet.
Him > them.
All probably porn titles you have personally reviewed.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
- Dr. No (1962-Sean Connery); Teacher Yes
- From Russia With Love (1963-Sean Connery); From Yugoslavia with Sex
- Goldfinger (1964-Sean Connery); :chapeau:
- Thunderball (1965-Sean Connery); Blueballs
- You Only Live Twice (1967-Sean Connery); Your Wife Only Cheats Twice (a Day)
- On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969-George Lazenby); Her Majestys Not-So-Secret Services
- Diamonds Are Forever (1971-Sean Connery); Marriage Is Not Forever
- Live and Let Die (1973-Roger Moore); Live and Let Cheat
- The Man with the Golden Gun (1974-Roger Moore); The Friends With The Golden Ticket
- The Spy Who Loved Me (1977-Roger Moore); The Teacher Who Shagged All of Us
- Moonraker (1979-Roger Moore); Go On, Take 'er...
- For Your Eyes Only (1981-Roger Moore); For Everyone's Peen
- Octopussy (1983-Roger Moore); As is.
- A View to a Kill (1985-Roger Moore); More Than a View
- The Living Daylights (1987-Timothy Dalton) :idunno:
- Licence to Kill (1989-Timothy Dalton); License to Cheat
- GoldenEye (1995-Pierce Brosnan); HingeThigh
- Tomorrow Never Dies (1997-Pierce Brosnan); Tomorrow Never Satisfies
- The World is Not Enough (1999-Pierce Brosnan); The Husband is Not Enough
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Attachment 119609Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787He's like one of the most celebrated TV characters of all time right up there with a bunch of other people you don't know(Ralph Kramden,Jim Rockford,Hawkeye Pierce,Joe Friday,Lou Grant,Theo Kojack,Johnny Fever,Jim Ignatoski,Frank Furillo,Sam Malone,etc.etc.etc.)Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
His leather jacket is in the Smithsonian and he made "ayyy" and "correctamundo" catchphrases to a generation.
He literally gave birth to the term "jump the shark"
Tell me when I hit a nerve.
It would take place in the prequel.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
#shakennotstirred
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First there a director named George Lucas ( before he became a soulless bastard)who created a pretty good movie called American Graffiti which waxed nostalgic on the '50s and starred a bunch of interesting young actors who went on to much greater things and Ron Howard.
TV sensing that there was something else they could fuck up and generally turn to shit in turn birthed Happy Days .
Happy Days , instead of Harrison Ford ,Richard Dreyfuss and Bob Hoskins and a sort of,kinda of story had Ron Howard and Anson Potts, a ginger named Ralph Malph and The Fonz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUAwDimAgiA
Yes, I have your wife's hole collection.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyAll probably porn titles you have personally reviewed.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Bump for Nazi invite thread closing which prevents me from posting there.
Please grow up.
Signeda frienda concerned citizenan interested partya disinterested partya fellow FST membersomeone who question your sanity a little more with each passing day.
As for "missing" faceless people who you have no actual relationship/connection with,if I was you* I would be more concerned about missing the sun and actual human contact.
*All praise to whoever for allowing me to miss that karmic bullet.
You are so right about the fact that I miss the sun. I visited a doctor recently and he found out I had low amounts of vitamin D. And you are so right about the actual human contact. I guess I need to join some groups.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
True story, I talk to animals that I know don't understand me and I still get the sense they get more of my meaning than you just did.
Maybe I should just yell "NO" and slap you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
I understood what you had just told me. You said I am missing the actual human contact and you are correct about it. And when you said I was missing the sun, I understood that you feel that I don't leave my house that often. It's true that the doctor found out I had low amounts of vitamin D.
Hold on a second while I look for a newspaper.
Oleg is bringing out my maternal instincts. Someone kick me in the ovaries please? :no:
This should work:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Spoiler: ShowYour son turns out exactly like Oleg.
I'd expect nothing less :unsure:
If Oleg doesn't do it for you as poster boy for birth control, I don't know what will. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
EDIT- ...and the father is Dave.
You are kicked. :01:
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I've come to my senses, thanks friend xQuote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeIf Oleg doesn't do it for you as poster boy for birth control, I don't know what will. :OQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
EDIT- ...and the father is Dave.
You are kicked. :01:
Ffs, I was thinking about knocking you up.
A posh English baby-momma would be quite the societal accessory.
How competitive is your semen? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Squeamous, why don't you come to the States and have sex with me? I am serious.
If this is your method of asking me if I'd be interested in a twos-up - then you bet your sweet ass I am, slut-face.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousHow competitive is your semen? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Who am I up against.
If it's Mary we'll have to import some Japanese fluffers, if it's Arty then we'll need livestock of some sort.
It's not Mulder, is it? I've seen his cawk and unless he has incredibly small hands, it's probably bigger than mine :emo:
Remember that time you rejected her based on her real, current pic (like a week ago)? That will cost you the opportunity to have sex with a woman- even a hosebag like Squeams.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Try chatting up Skweeky. :idunno:
Oh, thank you for reminding me that I saw her picture. Squeamous, I don't wanna sound insulting and I am sure you are a great person, but you are just not the kind of woman I wanna have sex with.
:glag:
Oleg, are you a member of any online communities where your kind gather and swap savant stories or whatever.
If so, do you think you could direct a few of them here.
I am an admirer of your unwitting excellence.
I don't want to sound insulting but you're a bit of a classless tool.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
No offence but you're a bit of a white-knight faggot.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I don't want to sound insulting but you're a bit of a classless tool.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
But pint-sized mulder's hands are incredibly small.... :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
i.e. a real one... :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
No offense but you're a bit of a racist homophobe.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerNo offence but you're a bit of a white-knight faggot.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
So you think he's got a people sized cawk knocking around in his 8-10yr boys' boxer-shorts.Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaBut pint-sized mulder's hands are incredibly small.... :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
With this new information, I think Squeams' fanny might just be playing hostess to a couple of cawks after all. She'll read this and start frothing at the snatch :happy:
And also; who am I up against.
I give you people gold.
Don't mean to be confrontational but I'd like us to meet in a neutral setting and battle each other with clubs and to a standstill, the winner taking nothing but honour from the experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787No offense but you're a bit of a racist homophobe.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I think Mouldy's is bigger than everyone's :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's ok, I'm a game bird, I don't mind dressing up as a Nip or a Horse. What do you think, if we make it a foursome I can dress up as Ghengis Khan and ride in on horseback for some pillaging and raping cosplay. Obviously the pillaging and rape would be unidirectional, viz a viz, flowing from me to yous lot. I can arrange counselling for afters if need be. Do you think Mary will be able to get it up for Mongolians or is it just the submissive and polite Asians she prefers?
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Originally Posted by megabyteme
Whoa whoa whoa, nobody said anything about Oleg having any choice in the matter. As it is he's fortunate, because if I was going to have sex on his penis I would have already done it by now. Oleg, if you're in any doubt check for bruising. I can assure you there won't be any :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
No I think I liked my idea better.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamsI think Mouldy's is bigger than everyone's :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
It's ok, I'm a game bird, I don't mind dressing up as a Nip or a Horse. What do you think, if we make it a foursome I can dress up as Ghengis Khan and ride in on horseback for some pillaging and raping cosplay. Obviously the pillaging and rape would be unidirectional, viz a viz, flowing from me to yous lot. I can arrange counselling for afters if need be. Do you think Mary will be able to get it up for Mongolians or is it just the submissive and polite Asians she prefers?
Having my arseal area invaded will probably just make me cry and go home :ermm:
I think we're going to have a tough time getting Mary excited about any kind of sex. She's been ruined by anime and a promiscuous Serbian.
Have you got a Sailor Moon outfit in your dressing up box? That might work and also I'll bring my Man Utd number 7 Shirt with Beckham on the back as a fail-safe.
Speaking of livestock I can arrange the horses, who did you have in mind for the rest of your horde Genghis Squeams? If you are up for a little hanging,drawing and quartering, if you furnish theQuote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
victimnominee I am sure I can make four horses run in different directions all at once, just to bring that extra air of authenticity to the proceeding. :naughty:
I never get invited to any of the really cool gangbangs. :sad:
I'd come to this one, but just end up as the sideshow. :no: