I have noticed a singular lack and it saddens me...

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Originally Posted by manker

Yup yup.
I read your words before and I have taken them on board ... I just don't think that whatever brain aids is affecting him accounts for all of the nonsense.

Maybe like 20% of it. Tops.

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His story about the girl contacting security over his amorous advance rings true, does it not? He's got that kind of "I'd better call security 'just in case' sort of look/feel to him. How that plays out in his posts, IDK. He sends off a vibe. Is he an attention seeker? Certainly. Aren't we all here, though...

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I'm not really doubting the veracity of the tales. Or maybe I am, I haven't actually put that much thought into it. They're probably misrepresented.

By 'nonsense' I mean the mood swings and the apparent inability to understand very basic societal norms when grammar, internets and intricate study courses don't seem to produce the same fireworks.

I think he's hamming it up.

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This thread is reminding me of Dave from Germany who liked to share things openly.

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I missed him but managed to read you lot writing about him for several years, so I feel like I was a part of the internet.news phenomenon.

Whatever creatures are trolling this bored now are nothing compared to internet.news. :no:

You missed the biggest mentalist.
True story.

I forget most of the details but I'm fairly sure he's going to beat one of the accountants in my area to death with a balustrade soon.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I'll withdraw my video diagnosis confirming "Assburgers", but I will maintain that he's not a normal guy who's faking mental problems.

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May I ask you, what does the word "Assburgers" mean? According to google.com, the name of one of "South Park" episodes was "Assburgers". I never watched that show, so could you please tell me what that episode is about and what the term "Assburgers" means?

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I'll withdraw my video diagnosis confirming "Assburgers", but I will maintain that he's not a normal guy who's faking mental problems.

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May I ask you, what does the word "Assburgers" mean? According to google.com, the name of one of "South Park" episodes was "Assburgers". I never watched that show, so could you please tell me what that episode is about and what the term "Assburgers" means?

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He means Asperger Syndrome. Surely you must have known that.
This kind of thing makes people think you're a troll, fyi.

It's just that in real life I never heard someone say "Assburgers". In real (non-virtual) life, I only heard the term "Asperger's".

How do you know which foot to put in which shoe, Oleg?

EDIT- I'd better explain. I just called you a dumb ass.

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I'll withdraw my video diagnosis confirming "Assburgers", but I will maintain that he's not a normal guy who's faking mental problems.

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May I ask you, what does the word "Assburgers" mean? According to google.com, the name of one of "South Park" episodes was "Assburgers". I never watched that show, so could you please tell me what that episode is about and what the term "Assburgers" means?

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It's funny that you didn't click on the TOP link on google, the youtube link but I will help you with some pretty moving pictures Oleg, to help you understand:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jkBOU9etRA

I can't believe that after all this time ANYBODY is surprised that Oleg doesn't know something that's common knowledge. Sometimes this bored is like the film 50 first dates, only everybody is Drew Barrymore and I'm Adam Sandler :ermm:

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May I ask you, what does the word "Assburgers" mean? According to google.com, the name of one of "South Park" episodes was "Assburgers". I never watched that show, so could you please tell me what that episode is about and what the term "Assburgers" means?

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It's funny that you didn't click on the TOP link on google, the youtube link but I will help you with some pretty moving pictures Oleg, to help you understand:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jkBOU9etRA

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It's just a humorous youtube video. We see a guy who takes out burgers from his butt and eats them.

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I can't believe that after all this time ANYBODY is surprised that Oleg doesn't know something that's common knowledge. Sometimes this bored is like the film 50 first dates, only everybody is Drew Barrymore and I'm Adam Sandler :ermm:

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I've never seen that film but based on the information you've provided, I'd say it was a Groundhog Day type set-up with Adam Sandler in place of Bill Murray.
Sounds horrific.

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I can't believe that after all this time ANYBODY is surprised that Oleg doesn't know something that's common knowledge. Sometimes this bored is like the film 50 first dates, only everybody is Drew Barrymore and I'm Adam Sandler :ermm:

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I've never seen that film but based on the information you've provided, I'd say it was a Groundhog Day type set-up with Adam Sandler in place of Bill Murray.
Sounds horrific.

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Groundhog Day isn't bad, you just need to watch it several times back-to-back. Then run your head over with a lawnmower. Then watch an Adam Sandler movie. Followed by a viewing of anything involving Rob Schneider. Repeat until you get it "just right".


After that, give [in to] the adorable chemistry of Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

Enjoy.

Sometimes people exaggerate with stuff like this but I actually think I would pull a toenail out rather than accept your challenge.

I keep dropping words in my . :frusty:

Spastic.

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Spastic.

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Soon I'll be so bad I start making single-word poasts. :no:

Depends on whether the single word posts make sense or not, that one was short, to the point and salient to the situation.

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I've spoken to quite a few articulate, funny and sensitive people with Asperger Syndrome.
Same with guise who have OCD. Probably more of them.

None were knobs.

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I guess knob is a British word for an obnoxious person. But look at this article: http://articles.latimes.com/2005/nov.../he-asperger14 . This fellow William Freund wasn't just an obnoxious person; he was a murderer. No matter what diagnosis a person has, he can still be evil.

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I've spoken to quite a few articulate, funny and sensitive people with Asperger Syndrome.
Same with guise who have OCD. Probably more of them.

None were knobs.

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I guess knob is a British word for an obnoxious person. But look at this article: http://articles.latimes.com/2005/nov.../he-asperger14 . This fellow William Freund wasn't just an obnoxious person; he was a murderer. No matter what diagnosis a person has, he can still be evil.

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You've been calling for my death, you nitwit. :pinch:

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Depends on whether the single word posts make sense or not, that one was short, to the point and salient to the situation.

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See, you exceeded that number, and had to edit. :lol:

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I've never seen that film but based on the information you've provided, I'd say it was a Groundhog Day type set-up with Adam Sandler in place of Bill Murray.
Sounds horrific.

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Actually I normally hate romcoms but I think this one's quite nice. He has to woo her every day because she has brain damage and no short term memory. Every day he has to make her fall in love with him again. It's nice :happy:

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Depends on whether the single word posts make sense or not, that one was short, to the point and salient to the situation.

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See, you exceeded that number, and had to edit. :lol:

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The edit was the because the rest of the post seemed like overkill, like hitting the fluffy bunny with a lump hammer, brevity softened it and saved your sensibilities.

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Actually I normally hate romcoms but I think this one's quite nice. He has to woo her every day because she has brain damage and no short term memory. Every day he has to make her fall in love with him again. It's nice :happy:

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So, it's the opposite of your life where in you have to get rid of the same idiot every day. 700 Last Dates Stalkings.

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See, you exceeded that number, and had to edit. :lol:

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The edit was the because the rest of the post seemed like overkill, like hitting the fluffy bunny with a lump hammer, brevity softened it and saved your sensibilities.

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You should know by now that I have few sensibilities.

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So, it's the opposite of your life where in you have to get rid of the same idiot every day. 700 Last Dates Stalkings.

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I'm assured that as long as I stay the fuck away I'll be fine :unsure:

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I've spoken to quite a few articulate, funny and sensitive people with Asperger Syndrome.
Same with guise who have OCD. Probably more of them.

None were knobs.

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I guess knob is a British word for an obnoxious person. But look at this article: http://articles.latimes.com/2005/nov.../he-asperger14 . This fellow William Freund wasn't just an obnoxious person; he was a murderer. No matter what diagnosis a person has, he can still be evil.

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Knob is British for cawk.

Surprising as this might sound; I haven't yet spoken to all of the people in the world who suffer with Asperger Syndrome.

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I've never seen that film but based on the information you've provided, I'd say it was a Groundhog Day type set-up with Adam Sandler in place of Bill Murray.
Sounds horrific.

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Actually I normally hate romcoms but I think this one's quite nice. He has to woo her every day because she has brain damage and no short term memory. Every day he has to make her fall in love with him again. It's nice :happy:

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Oh, my missus saw that fairly recently. I obviously retired to my wankpit and talked to you guise.

She asked me that night if I'd stay with her if she had brain damage, I put my head to one side, looked at her earnestly and said; 'of course. i probably wouldn't be able to tell anyway'. I may or may not have subsequently patted her on the head and called her my little sparkly-haribo-munchkin.

You played that card right, manker. Saying no now causes immediate trouble. Saying yes is not binding, and worst case scenario it's your word against someone with brain damage. :sly:

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I've never seen that film but based on the information you've provided, I'd say it was a Groundhog Day type set-up with Adam Sandler in place of Bill Murray.
Sounds horrific.

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Actually I normally hate romcoms but I think this one's quite nice. He has to woo her every day because she has brain damage and no short term memory. Every day he has to make her fall in love with him again. It's nice :happy:

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I haven't read back, but I presume you're talking about 50 First Dates. Not to be confused with 51st State, which came out around the same time, and sounds similar when said. I really liked the fillum. True story. It was very funny. Adam Sandler films are definitely hit and miss, but that was a good one.

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Oh, my missus saw that fairly recently. I obviously retired to my wankpit and talked to you guise.

She asked me that night if I'd stay with her if she had brain damage, I put my head to one side, looked at her earnestly and said; 'of course. i probably wouldn't be able to tell anyway'. I may or may not have subsequently patted her on the head and called her my little sparkly-haribo-munchkin.

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I would have thought brain damage was a prerequisite to living with you :sneaky:

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I haven't read back, but I presume you're talking about 50 First Dates. Not to be confused with 51st State, which came out around the same time, and sounds similar when said. I really liked the fillum. True story. It was very funny. Adam Sandler films are definitely hit and miss, but that was a good one.

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I knew you were alright really Ben! :happy:

I've only ever laughed at the slapstick content of an Adam Sandler movie.
I haven't watched many but can't imagine ever describing one as a 'hit'.

And can someone tell That Woman that I'm not sure what she's getting at but I've given it some thought and if my mam counts then I'm sure she's compos mentis :snooty:

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I've only ever laughed at the slapstick content of an Adam Sandler movie.
I haven't watched many but can't imagine ever describing one as a 'hit'.

And can someone tell That Woman that I'm not sure what she's getting at but I've given it some thought and if my mam counts then I'm sure she's compos mentis :snooty:

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She doesn't count, she didn't have a choice!