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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
Come to think of it, what was I being bullied about in a fred where Manker is being bullied into showing his corkscrew? It just doesn't seem right. :no:
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
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Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Come to think of it, what was I being bullied about in a fred where Manker is being bullied into showing his corkscrew? It just doesn't seem right. :no:
That Woman and her accomplice have totally made this into a hounding thread :emo:
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
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Originally Posted by
Skweeky
I don't know what that means, but it includes wopping in a tablet so it must be good.
G'wan, cheer me up.
The image grab software is somewhat limited but I think you will be able to strum up quite a rhythm when you see it.
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
That is the most disappointing thing I have seen all day. And I had a really really shit day.
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
Skweeks' disappointment is actually palpable. Unlike her flaccid clitoris :happy:
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Originally Posted by
manker
That's kindof deep for you but we all need something to aspire to.
And if that was you asking if you could be my internets gf, then okay :blushing:
YAAAAY! It's only a matter of time until I see your cawk then, and by extension (fnar), so will Skweeks :happy:
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Originally Posted by
Skweeky
I got all excitecd thinking that a peen picture must have been added, but no. It was just you two talking about Gayvid Borianus.
It wasn't me, I wanted no part of it :no:
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
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Originally Posted by
Skweeky
That is the most disappointing thing I have seen all day. And I had a really really shit day.
Finally, now this fred can be closed.
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Bucket
That is the most disappointing thing I have seen all day. And I had a really really shit day.
That's the first time I've ever heard anyone say that eight centimetres is disappointing.
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
YAAAAY! It's only a matter of time until I see your cawk then, and by extension (fnar), so will Skweeks :happy:
I would just serve you right if I never sent it at all :snooty:
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Squeamous
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Originally Posted by
Skweeky
I got all excitecd thinking that a peen picture must have been added, but no. It was just you two talking about Gayvid Borianus.
It wasn't me, I wanted no part of it :no:
It's okay. It's a man thing.
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
The only thing I grabbed from all of this is, That Woman asked for Christian Bale, she just has a thing for maniacal pricks I guess.
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
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Originally Posted by
manker
I would just serve you right if I never sent it at all :snooty:
I'm your internet gf now, I'm not allowed to laugh at it so it's ok!
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Originally Posted by
mjmacky
The only thing I grabbed from all of this is, That Woman asked for Christian Bale, she just has a thing for maniacal pricks I guess.
If I ever came across (fnar) Christian Bale, I would have to do something that would enrage him, just so I could stand there while he screamed and berated me in public. Then I would get on my knees and fellate his glorious penis right in my mouth. I try to be rude to normal men in an attempt to draw some kind of censure but unfortunately they always take my insults as flirtation or charm. One day I'll get the comeuppance I so richly deserve. One day :w00t:
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Squeamous
If I ever came across (fnar) Christian Bale, I would have to do something that would enrage him, just so I could stand there while he screamed and berated me in public. Then I would get on my knees and fellate his glorious penis right in my mouth. I try to be rude to normal men in an attempt to draw some kind of censure but unfortunately they always take my insults as flirtation or charm. One day I'll get the comeuppance I so richly deserve. One day :w00t:
I'm not an acclaimed actor or anything but I'm pretty sure I could fill those shoes pretty easily.
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
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mjmacky
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Originally Posted by
Squeamous
If I ever came across (fnar) Christian Bale, I would have to do something that would enrage him, just so I could stand there while he screamed and berated me in public. Then I would get on my knees and fellate his glorious penis right in my mouth. I try to be rude to normal men in an attempt to draw some kind of censure but unfortunately they always take my insults as flirtation or charm. One day I'll get the comeuppance I so richly deserve. One day :w00t:
I'm not an acclaimed actor or anything but I'm pretty sure I could fill those shoes pretty easily.
I don't know, you seem pretty slow to anger...
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
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Originally Posted by That woman
I'm your internet gf now, I'm not allowed to laugh at it so it's ok!
Fine.
You're so dumped if you send that pic of a cawk in a dirty shaving mirror to Squeams.
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
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manker
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i'm your internet gf now, i'm not allowed to laugh at it so it's ok!
fine.
You're so dumped if you send that pic of a cawk in a dirty shaving mirror to squeams.
i'm squeams!
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megabyteme
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Originally Posted by
Skweeky
Fine. Go and ask squeams for a picture of her hairy nipples then :snooty:
I've already got a nice, artsy one of her bathing in a sink. Granted, she's a bit young, but her chest is as fully developed as it ever got.
Rofle!
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
:smilie4:
I'm proud of my beestung chesticles :snooty:
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
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Squeamous
:smilie4:
I'm proud of my beestung mosquito bite nibble chesticles :snooty:
Fix'd.
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
Zomg how did you know! We had an escape from the mosquito floor below yesterday, and I got bitten all over my tits. They're increased by at least a cup size :yahoo:
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
Of course, you got bit by a radioactive super-freak mosquito, so we all know That Woman will now be able to suck the blood out of a man's life at super human speed. Either that, or you will just run around making irritating buzzing sounds.
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Squeamous
I don't know, you seem pretty slow to anger...
All would say I'm mild mannered, except for those who were around when I wasn't, but those people have already left our realm.
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
You used to be really angry, and killed everyone around you. :unsure:
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Something Else
You used to be really angry, and killed everyone around you. :unsure:
No, I'm always angry, it's just a mild anger.
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I've lost control twice, once with some police, and another time with a group of Albanians who ran off to get their guns but never returned.
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I was quite rowdy in my early twenties
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
You need to be more discerning about the circumstances in which you lose control.
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Re: Oi manker, where is that picture of your peen/lava-mount/bawbags?
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megabyteme
Of course, you got bit by a radioactive super-freak mosquito, so we all know That Woman will now be able to suck the blood out of a man's life at super human speed. Either that, or you will just run around making irritating buzzing sounds.
I'm now That Womanzilla
RRRRROWWWRRRR!
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mjmacky
All would say I'm mild mannered, except for those who were around when I wasn't, but those people have already left our realm.
I get quite cross when people in supermarkets stop in front of me and block the tampon aisle too :fist:
