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Hoi, Benjamin, are you left handed? I'm guessing mbm might be, too.
Looks like halfway through a werewolf transformation.
To be fair though it beats the fuck out of most other bloated and pasty feet presented here.
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Originally Posted by chalice
Nope. I got mrs.ben to take the phoatie.
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Thank you very much. You cycle-path. :happy:
I'm right footed too. The action of removing a slipper and sock was more easily achieved with my more skilful right.
Manual labour ftw.Quote:
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Thank you very much. You cycle-path. :happy:
Yes, but how's it hanging?Quote:
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Levitation.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceYes, but how's it hanging?Quote:
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I have that effect on most women.Quote:
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No one seems to notice here that you mentioned you had to remove a sock AND a slipper. :no:
Surely not you, benchie, not you? :(
Me too, babes. That's hows we keeps them so toasty and pristine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I'm a left-handed, sock-AND-slipper gentleman myself. :pimp:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Without socks, slippers tend to get stinky. :fear:
Nicotine stains on the toes, ben, you flexible bastard. I'm finally beginning to see what your missus sees in you.
Skweeks and chavois better get their feet in this thread, too.
And that stiched guy.
I'm using my mod powerz to see you lurking in the thread, you voyeuristic simpleton.
I think I'll close this post by giving an Olympic-style award for the mankiest feet.
Bronze is Arty's Orc-Jew foot.
Silver is Idol's detachable lizard foot.
Gold is mbm's leprosy infected corpse of an extremity.
I was waiting to see what you'd do about my foot challenge. You use your mod powers all the time for that. Don't think I think you don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's why I was dodgy about you becoming a mod in the first place.
2H4r5h. :no:Quote:
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I KNEW you were pleased to see me :happy:
I already a put a pic of my feet up!
I'd rather know what it's like to have perfectly spherical gekko toes. Can you climb across ceilings with those bad boys?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Oh Ben, they're adorable. Apart from the nicotine stains ably pointed out by our spastic-in-chief. Yours are tops for me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
I was going to say that Idol's foot deserved a higher billing than my own on account of it looking like David Banner's foot half way through the transmutation, but mod powers be arsed! How can Meg get a gold medal when he has obviously not been out in the sunshine for like years and has the fungus growing off hisQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
sasquatchtootsies to prove it? :blink:
It's a gold award for the most disgusting feet - and Idol did get a higher billing than your own atrocious appendage, spazmoid.Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisI was going to say that Idol's foot deserved a higher billing than my own on account of it looking like David Banner's foot half way through the transmutation, but mod powers be arsed! How can Meg get a gold medal when he has obviously not been out in the sunshine for like years and has the fungus growing off hisQuote:
Originally Posted by manker
sasquatchtootsies to prove it? :blink:
I reckon Art should get at least an honorable mention for his description of Idol's war crime.
David Banner (see how he kept to the seventies TV trope?) mid-transformation to the hulk is spot the fuck on.
I could see you lurking anyhow on account of us being fst friends before the stars. But I need the skillz to see stitched.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceI was waiting to see what you'd do about my foot challenge. You use your mod powers all the time for that. Don't think I think you don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's why I was dodgy about you becoming a mod in the first place.
You were right about the dubiousity, however. I can feel uber-harshness infiltrating my very being and it's emanating from my symbiotic spidermod suit.
I thought I'd left all that behind in 2007 :no:
And also; post your inferior foot, province boy.
That's hilarious but I don't really care what some bearded lady thinks.Quote:
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True, that.Quote:
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Chapeau, Arty.
I had been thinking Popeye mid-spinach but I knew if I mentioned it, Idol would retire to his bunk to revel in narcissism.
Playing the green-eyed monster card seems especially apropos right about now.:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Them's just lies, mate. You was never my friend on this board. Not officially, anyway. I wouldn't have been so crass as to ask you, and I'm hoping you wouldn't have been so crass as to ask me. Yuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerI could see you lurking anyhow on account of us being fst friends before the stars. But I need the skillz to see stitched.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
You were right about the dubiousity, however. I can feel uber-harshness infiltrating my very being and it's emanating from my symbiotic spidermod suit.
I thought I'd left all that behind in 2007 :no:
And also; post your inferior foot, province boy.
I'll get them posted, but not this night. Too wopped, as per.
Oh fuck yeah, you're right. I think I'm getting you mixed up with ziggyjuarez again.
And yeah, I've never asked anyone to be my friend on here yet I have 14 friends. The crass bastards.
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See this?
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That's how much of a fuck I give about how much of a fuck you give x
That makes me thooper crath because I asked you to be my Facebook friend :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
True Story time:
Me and chavois are just scared of rejection :emo:
It's a common, and justified, concern xQuote:
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That is a comfort.Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousIt's a common, and justified, concern xQuote:
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If only you had a feminine bosom to which you could clutch me, my self-esteem would be back to normal.
How come we are both manker's facebook friends but not each other's?
Is he hiding us from each other for fear of our combined knowledge?
Cut out the middleman! And send me the vids. :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Anyway, here is a picture of my manky foot. Note the discolouration on the big toe, the last remaining bit of blue sparkly nail polish and the fact that it is quite obvious, just by looking at my feet, that we definitely belong to the same clade as apes.
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Originally Posted by manker
You know what I think? He says he doesn't really do Facebook. I reckon he has two Facebook accounts, one for his real life, and one for internet totty. He's corralled all his spastics into one place. I hope he's told someone about us because otherwise when he dies nobody will know to inform us :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I think I am going to change my title to 'manker's internet totty'.
I suits me.
It was too long - had to go for web totty instead.
So its "Jones" is it manker?
That's another small if useful piece of information.
Associating with that slag will get you hurt manker, you should have known that, especially after being so big a cog in me being hurt for being stupid enough to have allowed her into my life.
fuck me, a welshist called jones :oQuote:
Originally Posted by wankerJones
who'd have thunk it?