Yes, but only on Easter.
What does a "Good Friday" mean if it turns out bad?
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Yes, but only on Easter.
What does a "Good Friday" mean if it turns out bad?
Chances are it won't be as bad for you as the first one was for Big J. At least we can hope...
What would Einstein say to people with time on their hands?
get a job
Why cant they get gas from a wind farm?
They don't have flatulent strong enough.
Is there ever enough?
depends whether you are smelling a rose or a fart
Are politicians elected to represent themselves?
Yes (Most even pay themselves too.)
Who is dumber than a rock?
mrs rock
why am I not in my bed?
Mrs Boab
Why do we let women boss us around?
to stop going deaf
when is it too early in the morning?
This game isn't called, "Prove your mother should have smothered you at birth". :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by oliveb
When the rooster dies from lack of sleep.
How deep is too deep?
I've been told repeatedly when it hits the uterus it gets painful. :shifty:
Is child labor really wrong?
It is the most common way to get into this world
do you think that Oleg is taking the piss out off the lounge?
no.
who iz bigboab?
a figment of my imagination
what is the name of the worlds smallest mountain?
Lilliput Mountain.
Will Costa Rica win the World Cup defeating The Netherlands, Argentina and Brazil?
they cant play them all in one game
what is the costa rica?
About tree fiddy.
Where would you go to get away from it all?
"I plead the 5th osifer."
What is an OlegL?
the person? just below olegm
can I go out to play?
no (...its raining and you may melt or rust your rocker even!)
Why is thunder after lightning?
because when most people see the lightning they start shitting themselves
should we be forced to listen to musak?
Yes, cutting ones ears off would hurt.
Does all music stem from the classical types?
Only when they fart.
Why does Oleg post on this forum, when he could be getting laid?
he gets his thrills from duping some members on the forum
why is six times three not twenty?
It is if you already have too.
Is life a joke?
nobody is looking forward to the punch line
where have all the flying saucers gone to?
They have gone too long, or too short, depending on your own internal perspective.
Why does shit stink?
to prevent sewage workers losing their environmental bonus
why is fly fishing so secretive?
because the fishes are in school
Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?
they are like the rest of us, starts with a fumble.
who guides a blind dog?
squirrels
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
it is too expensive to employ a pied piper type to catch them
why do salmon leap?
because they cannot hop
If Noah had woodpeckers on the ark, where did he keep them?
in a cage fed by a saline drip.
why does water not fall off the earth?
Water forms in puddles; puddles are stuck to the ground with mud.
Why must I always explain science to you guys?
everyone has their niche:cry:
why does the mud not fall of the earth? Oh! great one.:rolleyes:
At the center of the earth is a giant boot. Everyone knows mud only comes off boots onto carpets.
Suicide is illegal. What's a fair punishment?
rescussitation. recuss. rescit.CPR
why don't we drown when we drink water?
cuz you were wearing a life jacket
Are witches good spell checkers?