'Merika, F@(% YEAH!!!

Semi-Chicago-inspired hot dogs I had tonight:

http://i62.tinypic.com/347usno.jpg

Regular Bun
Johnsonville Cheddar Dog
Sweet Relish
Ketchup
Gulden's Mustard
Bacon Bits
Easy Cheese

Would have sacrificed the ketchup for some onions or kraut...

What do you put on your dogs, guys?

I usually put a lead on the dog's collar and take him for a walk, but this does beg the question.....




You eat that!!!!!!!!!! :yikes:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Ketchup

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Must. Resist. Urge. to strangle. meg.

Now kraut and chili are awesome if I don't feel like assembling a ton of fixins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JIpT4GkyM

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Semi-Chicago-inspired hot dogs I had tonight:

http://i62.tinypic.com/347usno.jpg

Regular Bun
Johnsonville Cheddar Dog
Sweet Relish
Ketchup
Gulden's Mustard
Bacon Bits
Easy Cheese

Would have sacrificed the ketchup for some onions or kraut...

What do you put on your dogs, guys?

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That hot dog is unbelievably 77% fat, a lot of that saturated .Add in the excessive sodium and simple carbs and all I have to say is don't plan on attending your daughter's wedding,hypertensive fat boy.

On a totally unrelated note,I bought a new car and decided that adding sludge to the gasoline would not only improve performance but also probably increase engine life.:)

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Ketchup

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Must. Resist. Urge. to strangle. meg.

Now kraut and chili are awesome if I don't feel like assembling a ton of fixins.
[video=Public Service Warning[/QUOTE]

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:lol: I did see that ketchup is a shooting offense in Chicago.

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all I have to say is don't plan on attending your daughter's wedding,hypertensive fat boy.

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Imaginary Mary says, "Get her married off early".

And I just won't make any plans to dance at the wedding.

http://i.imgur.com/DcWIuHk.jpg?1

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Imaginary Mary says, "Get her married off early".

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Likely not a problem if the father of her child does the right thing.

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http://i62.tinypic.com/347usno.jpg

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Can I just use this opportunity to say Jesus Fucking Christ .

My arteries are hardening, just looking at it. :yup:

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My arteries are hardening, just looking at it. :yup:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlhQQnEgFck

"Just another heart attack." From SNL

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My arteries are hardening, just looking at it. :yup:

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Nice attempt at making me believe you have a heart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhbHTjMLN5c

I wasn't even kidding about it being 77% fat.I looked up the nutritional facts on the hotdog.
Obviously that wasn't enough and you needed the added processed cheese and bacon to really get that dopamine flowing.:)

On the bright side at least you're not entirely humourless like Rart most people here probably owing to fat people being jovial.

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My arteries are hardening, just looking at it. :yup:

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Nice attempt at making me believe you have a heart.

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Well, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black!


Eh, Ming the Merciless. :blink:

I'm precious.:)

Jesus Christ it takes a lot of work to get to 30000 posts.

Could somebody just give me a cheat code?

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Jesus Christ it takes a lot of work to get to 30000 posts.

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http://i.imgur.com/INbugt6.gif?1

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Could somebody just give me a cheat code?

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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/L...nd_cheat_codes

You should try some. :shifty:

npc_kill dion09529

I always thought Didi was an npc itself. :idunno:

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On the bright side at least you're not entirely humourless like Rart most people here probably owing to fat people being jovial.

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You're just mad that no one else acknowledged Canada day in this thread, all your hockey teams are irrelevant, your country is an afterthought in the biggest sporting event in the world, and that your frozen hellhole isn't home to such cultured, amazing food. :snooty:

But sure, take it out on me if you want.

Seriously dude,the World could stand a little less Chairman Mao and a little more Margret Cho especially from someone your age(14).

To answer your taunt though,sport fanaticism and nationalism are where people with little self worth hitch their lot to a larger entity in some usually self destructive attempt to feel bigger.Do I strike you as needing that badly enough to be angered by your rords*?

Moreover,nationalism ,like organized religion is a mechanism used by a small group to retain power over a less evil majority by offering something they aren't really even in a position to give. So again you seem to be baa..ing up the wrong tree,my fine little sheep.


*Racism**.The gift that keeps giving.

**Yeah I embrace the irony given what I just said.:)

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a little less Chairman Mao

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You all line up. Line. Up. No circle. NO CIRCLE!!!!- Rart

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Seriously dude,the World could stand a little less Chairman Mao and a little more Margret Cho especially from someone your age(14).

To answer your taunt though,sport fanaticism and nationalism are where people with little self worth hitch their lot to a larger entity in some usually self destructive attempt to feel bigger.Do I strike you as needing that badly enough to be angered by your rords*?

Moreover,nationalism ,like organized religion is a mechanism used by a small group to retain power over a less evil majority by offering something they aren't really even in a position to give. So again you seem to be baa..ing up the wrong tree,my fine little sheep.


*Racism**.The gift that keeps giving.

**Yeah I embrace the irony given what I just said.:)

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I'm sorry, I may have been a little harsh. I realize it can be a little difficult to empathize with the concept of nationalism when it's so difficult to have any sense of it in the first place. :console:

Rart if I may be cereal for a moment,did your parents threaten to disown you for bringing dishonour to the family if you didn't forgo childhood and spend all your time studying?

I''m Sherlock Holmes brilliant and that's the only racist explanation that I could come up with for you being no fun at all.

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I'm sorry, I may have been a little harsh. I realize it can be a little difficult to empathize with the concept of nationalism when it's so difficult to have any sense of it in the first place. :console:

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I thought it was a great response to someone saying you were no fun. :lookaroun

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Originally Posted by Rart

I'm sorry, I may have been a little harsh. I realize it can be a little difficult to empathize with the concept of nationalism when it's so difficult to have any sense of it in the first place. :console:

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I thought it was a great response to someone saying you were no fun. :lookaroun

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I am having a strong sense of deja vu....

I watch The Big Bang Theory and chortle at how implausibly devoid of humour Sheldon Cooper is, then I read Rart's comments on this board and think to myself..... maybe not so implausible after all.... :idunno:

Clearly you're all the type of people that need the laugh track of TBBT if you can't understand my brilliance. :01:

To be fair Rart's hilarious in Cantonese. :)

Rantonrese.:)

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Rantonrese.:)

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Ummmm.....


It's too rate to aporogise, racist!

You know most stereotypes replace "L"s with "R"s, not just wherever the fuck, bigot. Stereotypes aren't stereotypes anymore if they're not consistent, like.

See Art is doing it right.

And at least we have the culture to stereotype in the first place. There's barely anything to stereotype aboot with you Canucks in the first place. This is aboot it.

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You know most stereotypes replace "L"s with "R"s, not just wherever the fuck, bigot. Stereotypes aren't stereotypes anymore if they're not consistent, like.

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I'm a lebel.

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And at least we have the culture to stereotype in the first place. There's barely anything to stereotype aboot with you Canucks in the first place. This is aboot it.

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Geez that makes me so angry I may have to get up from my poutine and aporogize,

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Rantonrese.:)

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Ummmm.....


It's too rate to aporogise, racist!

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Hey!!!!!!
Racism by definition is belief that some groups of people deserve to be treated differently.As I'm vile to basically everyone equally I would class myself more as an asshole.:)

One thing that I could not find on the interwebs, but (true story) tried to find to simplify the post I made about Rart and "lining up" was a Racial Stereotype to English Conversion tool. Seems I've reached the bleeding edge of technology...