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Don't worryanyoneeveryone I've talked to Shay and he's merely sick and not cannibalized by Nazi zombies as I feared.
Oh course if he were to be cannibalized by Nazi zombies then the phrase " a pound of flesh" would come in handy.
In light of yet another "recent events" I have decided that I cannot in good conscience continue to make facetious comments concerning race or religion in fear that some mental caseother than Gribleymight take them seriously.
So one last time to get it out of my system.
What's the definition of a queer Jew?
One that likes girls more than money.
Btw tell me again why making guns readily available to the general populace is a good idea?
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Shay, I'm starting to get worried about Jew so I've pretending to say the Birkhat HaGomel several times a day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvHsTQUA2SE
It's "Hey Jew" , right? I've always been terrible understanding lyrics.
You aren't so bad for a Brit.
Which makes me think about how time and place have played part in Brit/US relationships...
At one time:
-We would have been sea mates and countrymen
-Would have killed indians (feathers) together
-Would have shot at each other
-Would have killed Nazis and Fascists together
-Would be killing terrorists together
-Will be paying for Greece's clusterfuck together
Like it or not, we seem to be stuck together. :)
The ''I'm with stupid'' T-Shirt comes to mind.
If only they made "I'm with warmongering stupid" t-shirts.:(
So right now instead of the World Fighting the Spread of ISIS ...... We should offer them a freshly baked Bunt Cake or maybe a Cherry Pie ?? Maybe they will stop killing everyone that doesn't want conform to Islam (Radical that is!!)
Ya Idol I think it might work ....:rolleyes:
The problem is that almost none of the thousands of US soldiers killed in the last fifteen years died for freedom unless "freedom" is another name for vested interests of rich people.
It always reminds me of when the BBC were interviewing US Marines arriving in Kuwait, ready to kick Sadam Hussein out of that country. When the interviewer asked one marine how he felt about working with coalition forces, the nineteen year old said, 'Fuck the coalition forces. As long as the British are here, that's all that matters'. Even the marines know how useless the French are when it comes to warfare. The closest they have ever come to fighting is when they sold Exocets to Argentinia, which upset a certain female Prime Minister.
Well what do you think ISIS is doing ??? They want to control the oil!!! and So does everyone else.... The Problem is there is a Ideology connected to ISIS that is very dangerous to have it in control or spread everywhere in the Middle East..(And I am not talking Israel .... it is on there list but not the top) , And all Arabs are scared!!
These guys are using religion as a excuse but we all know to keep up Radicle Religion you need lots of money..
So Idol I would say you are partly right , but not fully..
And Wars help a slumping economies (are dollar sucks shit and it is going to get worse!!) , why ? I have no clue .....
The French are good for 2 things Instigating and causing trouble !!
It was even funnier When Sadam was on live tv news (hiding and staging a backdrop) and was saying there are No Americans here they are afraid to fight .... Meanwhile North America tv news they were being broadcasted live looking for the Prick in one of his main palaces and showed his golden toilets ... Goes to show you have to read between the lines when it comes to News media....
I think you're selling the French a bit short as they're also good at croissants and surrendering.
I would say that they are also good at art films but that's sort of an oxymoron.
Literally the most Jewish move ever made and that's including Yentl and Don't Mess with the Zohan.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2870708/
As I watched this it struck me that Zach Braff apparently thinks that being Jewish is somehow akin to being Black..:unsure:
What would be more funny is what if Zohan was based on a true story:whistling.. It showed the IDF's power and intelligence in war against Terrorists, plus the other side that Israelis choose democracy and throw Racism out the door and choose to have mixed relationships with Arab girls:O...
Think Idol... The world may be a different place if everyone thought like that?? But there is always the problem of Oil rights and Terrorists/Psycho Dictators in the Middle East, that one is going to be hard to solve by just signing a piece of paper with someone that just doesn't want you to exist.:idunno:
Politics.... Your favorite subject LOL!!
PS.. I never saw the movie, but I am downloading it now to watch. After I will comment on your comparison to be realistic or you just instigating and being full of shit!!
And here is a puzzle to solve Idol...
Black people want to be treated as equals or as white people or even be white??
And Jewish people sit in the sun all day in Florida to get Tanned/Black because they think they are too white??
Why do you think that is?? LOL!! LOL!!
Plus ask yourself?? Do you personally think there is a difference between Jews and Blacks?? (And not just there skin color). I would assume if you made that statement you could elaborate more on it:fear:
But I will say as of now, I am giving you the benefit of the doubt:unsure:
Boy this thread developed quickly, didn't it?
Took much longer to make friends in the old days...;)
For one being Black isn't a life choice and so expecting special dispensation doesn't come off so much as just being an asshole.:unsure:
I'm sure at some point,somewhere Jews were an ethnic minority but now it's basically just a club like Hutterites or Hollywood lesbians.
I don't get your point nor understand what you are trying to say:whistling
Are you trying to say Jews are not sympathetic or complain a lot ??:rolleyes:
And are you also saying being a Jew today is like being part of the Jackson Five less Little Michael??:idunno:
And I watched that movie, and it was even too much Jewish shtick and mishegas for me. And I would rather watch reruns of Criminal Minds or Homeland, But thanks for the recommendation:noes:
PS. If you really did watch that whole movie yourself, I would have figured it broaden your horizons a wee bit more. That is from a Jewish point of view....:yup:
I'm sort of like the Universe in that I have the capacity to be both beautiful and horrific but I don't really have any real point unless someone attaches one to me.
As for Wish I Was Here, no I didn't watch the whole movie as I bailed when I discovered the old guy wasn't in fact Mel or at least Albert Brooks and that I'm aphasic and Pink Floyd wasn't actually going to show up.
Well that and Josh Gad.:sick:*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Q80mk7bxE
*The actual problem with the movie is that this sort "dramedy" demands a certain sense of truth to it and Braff contented himself to write characters and not people if you know what I mean.
Dear Jew, Didgeridoo.
OP, I am Jewish.
I knew you two would cross paths eventually. Dystopian Jew, meet Autistic Speculum Jew.
:stuart::shifty:
Or was that Dyslexic and Spectrum? I get confused sometimes. :whistling
Is it a good thing or a bad thing that we have now crossed paths??
As far as I am concerned.... I don't know yet......
And you just can't resist an opportunity to use the J word :rolleyes: Good or bad (in this instance good I think:unsure:!)
And more bloody words i had to look up the meaning, just can't talk like a simpleton can you:whistling
Kinda hard to avoid the J-werd in a thread entitled 'Dear Jew', where two Jews are introducing themselves. :idunno:
Actually, Oleg was a frequent poster up until a few months ago. I suspect he disappeared in an earnest attempt to focus on his studies. Oleg has requested another Skype chat (we met face-to-face a couple years ago) and I can confirm that he is not a fictional character, but exactly as he presents himself. That was a surprise to a few people- including myself. :D