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There has only been one anon- if there were two, 'today's' anon eliminated all traces of earlier anon...silently. :ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
oh, you mean The Martinator, Cabalo, n00bzor, anon (not today's anon), cinephilia, Chief_Garbonzo?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Unless you elaborate, I'm going to assume you're subtly praising my self-actualization skills.Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
That's because I'm too subtly, but the high expectations I have of you, youshouldknow the truth about the true anon. Today's anon has no talent, no charisma, no personality. It's like talking on a dead phone.
meg, I love you, but this time you don't know what you're talkin about. <_<
A government should reflect it's people.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Also no talent,no personality and no charisma would mean that anon is a dupe of Beck38 and until he starts making fourteen paragraph posts about running newsbin farms there's no way I'm believing that.:no:
Unrelated unintentionally hilarious 80's training montage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIp7H5-l56E
[QUOTE=dion09529;3774026]That's because I'm too subtly, but the high expectations I have of you, youshouldknow the truth about the true anon. Today's anon has no talent, no charisma, no personality. It's like talking on a dead phone.
meg, I love you, but this time you don't know what you're talkin about.
No you're just the right amount of subtly.:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
AFRICA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - First stage - First leg
Today
Comoros-Lesotho 0-0
Seychelles-Burundi 0-1
Tanzania-Malawi 2-0
South Sudan-Mauritania 1-1 (The game was interrupted due to heavy rain after only 10 minutes played and will resume tomorrow at 11:00 local time.)
Mauritius-Kenya 2-5
October 8
Sao Tome and Principe-Ethiopia
Liberia-Guinea-Bissau
October 9
Somalia-Niger
Djibouti-Swaziland
Gambia-Namibia
October 10
Central African Republic-Madagascar
Eritrea-Botswana
Chad-Sierra Leone
ASIA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage
October 8
Group A
Timor-Leste - Palestine
Saudi Arabia-U.A.E.
Group B
Jordan-Australia
Kyrgyzstan-Tajikistan
Group C
Bhutan-Maldives
Qatar-China
Group D
Turkmenistan-India
Oman-Iran
Group E
Singapore-Afghanistan
Syria-Japan
Group F
Vietnam-Iraq
Group G
Myanmar-Lebanon
Kuwait-South Korea
Group H
North Korea-Philippines
Bahrain-Uzbekistan
CONMEBOL: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage*
October 8
Bolivia-Uruguay
Colombia-Peru
Venezuela-Paraguay
Chile-Brazil
Argentina-Ecuador
*
Almost makes me long for someone to come up behind me and stick a crowbar through the base of my skull.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPHnqI13vPk
Barely exaggerating when I say he almost dies a half dozen times.Doesn't even show the best one where with 3.7 km to go he gets fucked up in a corner by a couple of traffic islands and almost t-bones a parked delivery truck.
In football the only time anyonealmostdies is in the stands. :no:
Is it that bad?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'm just joshing with you 'cause I'm an irrepressible imp.
OK I might have been serious about Comoros-Lesotho.
I mean at some point "qualifying" becomes absurd and that's presumably why NHL playoffs forego having pee-wee teams involved in them.
AFRICA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - First stage - First leg
October 8
Sao Tome and Principe-Ethiopia 1-0
Liberia-Guinea-Bissau 1-1
South Sudan-Mauritania 1-1 (The game was interrupted on 7 October due to bad weather conditions after only 10 minutes when the result was 1-1. For 80 minutes nothing had happen!)
October 9
Somalia-Niger 0-2
Djibouti-Swaziland 0-6
Gambia-Namibia 1-1
October 10
Central African Republic-Madagascar 0-3
Eritrea-Botswana 0-2
Chad-Sierra Leone 1-0
ASIA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage
October 8
Group A
Timor-Leste - Palestine 1-1
Saudi Arabia-U.A.E. 2-1
Group B
Jordan-Australia 2-0
Kyrgyzstan-Tajikistan 2-2
Group C
Bhutan-Maldives 3-4
Qatar-China 1-0
Group D
Turkmenistan-India 2-1
Oman-Iran 1-1
Group E
Singapore-Afghanistan 1-0
Syria-Japan 0-3
Group F
Vietnam-Iraq 1-1
Group G
Myanmar-Lebanon 0-2
Kuwait-South Korea 0-1
Group H
North Korea-Philippines 0-0
Bahrain-Uzbekistan 0-4
CONMEBOL: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage
October 8
Bolivia-Uruguay 0-2
Colombia-Peru 2-0
Venezuela-Paraguay 0-1
Chile-Brazil 2-0
Argentina-Ecuador 0-2
AFRICA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - First round - Second leg
October 11
Malawi-Tanzania 1-0 (first leg 0-2)
Ethiopia-Sao Tome and Principe 3-0 (0-1)
Kenya-Mauritius 0-0 (5-2)
October 13
Madagascar-Central African Republic 2-2 (3-0)
Burundi-Seychelles 2-0 (1-0)
Namibia-Gambia 2-1 (1-1)
Sierra Leone-Chad 2-1(0-1)
Niger-Somalia 4-0 (2-0)
Guinea-Bissau-Liberia 1-3(1-1)
Lesotho-Comoros 1-1 (0-0)
Mauritania-South Sudan 4-0 (1-1)
Botswana-Eritrea 3-1 (2-0)
Swaziland-Djibouti
The 2018 preliminary round World Cup qualifier between Swaziland and Djibouti scheduled for Tuesday has been moved at least to either Wednesday or Thursday.
The Swazi Observer reports that the game has been postponed due to the inability of Djibouti's national team to arrive on time for the game.
Djibouti failed to secure their transit visas on time which saw them staying in Nairobi for the past two days.
En savoir plus sur http://www.completesportsnigeria.com...ZgQktWt4qc4.99
*bold teams have qualified for the next round
Second Round
The 13 Round One winners will then join the remaining 27 PMAs in Round Two.
The 40 teams will be paired into 20 home-and-away series.
November 9-17
Niger-Cameroon
Mauritania-Tunisia
Namibia-Guinea
Ethiopia-Congo
Chad-Egypt
Comoros-Ghana
Djibouti/Swaziland-Nigeria
Botswana-Mali
Burundi-DR Congo
Liberia-Ivory Coast
Madagascar-Senegal
Kenya-Cape Verde
Tanzania-Algeria
Sudan-Zambia
Libya-Rwanda
Morocco-Equatorial Guinea
Mozambic-Gabon
Benin-Burkina Faso
Togo-Uganda
Angola-South Africa
ASIA: 2018 Russia World Cup - Qualification - Group stage
October 13
Group A
Timor-Leste - Malaysia 0-1
Group B
Jordan-Tajikistan 3-0
Kyrgyzstan-Bangladesh 2-0
Group C
Bhutan-Hong Kong 0-1
Qatar-Maldives 4-0
Group D
Turkmenistan-Guam 1-0
Oman-India 3-0
Group E
Singapore-Cambodia 2-1
Syria-Afghanistan 5-2
Group F
Vietnam-Thailand 0-3
Group G
Myanmar-Laos 3-1
Kuwait-Lebanon 0-0
Group H
North Korea-Yemen 1-0
Bahrain-Philippines 2-0
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Grand Fenwick - Tomainia 1-1
These are a few photos of my summer vacation and recent days.
I take it you were in Canadia.
Couldn't have been as there's not a single Tim Horton's in any of those pictures.
Any married ones
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And these are two videos of my trip. Also you can see my shadow. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEqra9GofwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx-FJ0A6BW8
Once more demonstrating that you seem to unintentionally live your life against the traffic.Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
I'm not yet quite bored enough to watch the whole thing but I assume the video cuts out after you run over some children and are nearly beaten to death by some irate soccer moms.
Btw somebody really needs to inform that city's public works that a road seems to be trying to grow over all those carefully engineered cracks.:mellow:
The authorities have been already informed about the cracks, but unfortunately my lil village has other priorities.
You haven't said anything about the dog with the stick.
You went on holiday in the village you live in.
Is that really a holiday per se.
If you like to get more people to watch it on YouTube though I can maybe help.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Since I work as a publicist for Vin Diesel I obviously am an expert on tricking people into watching horrible,terrible, worthless shit.
Therefore I'd strongly suggest punching up the title into something more exciting like "Tits.Yes I Said Tits" or "One Man's Quest to be Wrong All of the Time Vs Zombies".
Just don't use The Last Witch Hunter because that's already taken I don't want to have to sue you.
Yes, cus my village is quite remote full of wild fauna as deers, hedgehogs, bears, badgers, wolfs, turtles and seagulls. To reach my village is imperative to own a 4x4 car because the roads are almost always under construction due to landslides.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Nice tip, Idol. I'll keep this in mind. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
So there's no way you could get about on, oh I don't know, a bike or something else.
At least now there's a reason that you don't have a leg to stand on.Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Why would anyone stand on a leg.
This plaice is mental.
Shall we get physical, physical?Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Do you want to get physical?
Do you want to hear my body talk?
Unless you look like this, and I mean exactly like this, then no.
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You English with your Sopwith Camels and witty wordplay.No wonder you were able to beat the Jerries.
Are you sure?Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
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I'll have to think about it.
We could never have done it without you Merkins joining in for the last 5 minutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Think of it like when Robert DeNiro has a tiny cameo in a film but he is still given top billing.Maybe it will hurt less.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulWe could never have done it without you Merkins joining in for the last 5 minutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I don't think I ever saw him just appear during the credits though.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Think of it like when Robert DeNiro has a tiny cameo in a film but he is still given top billing.Maybe it will hurt less.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
He was there for the curtain call and that's the important thing.
Anyway who got credit and who may have used chocolate to procure sex from half-starved English/Dutch/Belgian women and which Yank may actually be your true grandfather ain't nearly as important the fact the World has had peace since 1945.
That's the big problem with wars, you just can't get peas.