Question is... Did the women grow a beard as well??:unsure: Or maybe a five o clock shadowQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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Question is... Did the women grow a beard as well??:unsure: Or maybe a five o clock shadowQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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Nice Crocs!!:whistling
I preferred this thread when it was about beards.
I recently over-trimmed my new found hirsuteness by setting the thing at two rather than three.
This set me to realising, you can get a shorter beard very easily, but getting a longer one takes thyme.
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Why not What??Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseWhy not.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
why not what who.
why not what who when??
The beard. Spent decades keeping it at bay. Never had the confidence to present it publicwards in my youth, blasted heath that it was. Well, I suppose it was my face wot was blasted and my feeble down the heath. Not assisted by an electric shaver mishap in my middle to late teens, whereupon I electrolised the right side of my mug, not cognizant to the fact that it shoudn't be applied while still plugged in. This left a rather obtrusive penalty spot along my right jaw line where no living follicle could ever find a purchase.
Not deterred, I promised myself a full comb-over, over-compensatory, lush affair when I reached forty, resplendent and incandescent, as a reward for people being cunts. Even if I had to buy it.
Though suddenly men were allowed to have beards, about two years shy of my burning bush prophesy. So, still premature it came forth. I've gotten attached and the silver tinge compensates for the electrical skidmarks. I am now afraid to ever shave it off for fear of knowing what my face has become.
No thanks. I prefer the fallout victim look. Chicks dig it.
There is soo many products out there today if you did want to try, I don't have any bald spots, but my beard comes in pure white not even gray and if i try to dye it, i get a rash, so if i know i have to go somewhere special i shave, if not i look like Santa Cause if i were to let it grow out:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
To be honest I was actually more curious if they actually sell that stuff on your side of the Pond ??:unsure:
Are you trying to have a conversation with me?Quote:
Originally Posted by shainaThere is soo many products out there today if you did want to try, I don't have any bald spots, but my beard comes in pure white not even gray and if i try to dye it a get a rash, so if i know i have to go somewhere special i shave, if not i look like Santa Cause if i were to let it grow out:cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
To be honest I was actually more curious if they actually sell that stuff on your side of the Pond ??:unsure:
Why i shouldn't??
I figure sooner or later we could?? Am i wrong??
It's not altogether out of the realms of possibility. The situation would require a degree of compromise, though, don't you think?Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
How about if you stop being a Jew and denounce your cultural heritage and I'll get circumcised and wear a funny hat?
You know you must be really unlikable when your own hair doesn't want anything to do with you.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Well, that's just hurtful. And after I spent all this time running for internets president.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787You know you must be really unlikable when your own hair doesn't want anything to do with you.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Why do you have to be a Drunk Ass instead of being someone that just has a brain big enough to try to get along and keep the peace...Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceIt's not altogether out of the realms of possibility. The situation would require a degree of compromise, though, don't you think?Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
How about if you stop being a Jew and denounce your cultural heritage and I'll get circumcised and wear a funny hat?
For some reason i just try to be the bigger person and give some people a chance..Yet you choose not to grow up and choose to act like a Under age Drunk child :noes:
Go back in your small room and turn the lights out and sleep off what you are on Chalice:)
MY mistake...
Good luck Chalice...
Haha. Look, man, this has gone on long enough. I was only winding you up. I honestly bear no ill will to you or the Jewish people. I think you're generally a great bunch of lads. I was only really initiating you into what you can expect in this lounge, from me, but sometimes others.Quote:
Originally Posted by shainaWhy do you have to be a Drunk Ass instead of being someone that just has a brain big enough to try to get along and keep the peace...Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
For some reason i just try to be the bigger person and give some people a chance..Yet you choose not to grow up and choose to act like a Under age Drunk child :noes:
Go back in your small room and turn the lights out and sleep off what you are on Chalice:)
MY mistake...
Good luck Chalice...
I know you're smart enough to know I'm really not that bad, but I am a bit bad. But not lately. I'm not drunk. Just stoned, and I won't apologise for that.
I was always under the impression that the internets were intended for the drunk or the stoned.
Did I pick that up wrong.
If so I must apologise to the sober, deep thinkers out there who I presumably have been annoying for awl this thyme.
Apropos of nothing, seasonal felicitations chalice old bean. How the devil are you.
Not too bad, Seamus. All the better for your recent foray. How's it been, old bean?
Hmm...I have a few so called bald spots on beard but I never really paid attention to. I think those are permanent or will fill in only at very mature ages. Is not much you can do....keep a shaved face (like a modern pussy) or you grow the beard as it is and finally when you look like a cave man bald spots are filled.
Thanks. Will do. Fuck it, I'll just chop my head off. Save the bother.Quote:
Originally Posted by SPY
If you keep up on the posts here you will see some things have changed ... Not by any means saying you can't do what you want just some tact and courtesy would be appreciated, and like i said before you were never like this before, and it be nice if you re frame in the future..Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceHaha. Look, man, this has gone on long enough. I was only winding you up. I honestly bear no ill will to you or the Jewish people. I think you're generally a great bunch of lads. I was only really initiating you into what you can expect in this lounge, from me, but sometimes others.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
I know you're smart enough to know I'm really not that bad, but I am a bit bad. But not lately. I'm not drunk. Just stoned, and I won't apologise for that.
And i know you are just being a Ass (not a bad way if that makes sense or i hope to think positive that way), It shows up the way you write(liked the Pirate way better:D).
So do they actually sell that GLH stuff on your side of the Pond??
I have no fucking idea about products like that. I live in West Belfast.
I think you'll find I don't really do tact or courtesy unless you've just had a baby with Downs. Dunno what to tell you.
Did you ever try it straight?? Maybe when you type your English words in, they will look strange/different:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Do they not have Drug Stores/Pharmacies in Belfast?? You know where you would buy your cough medicine or prescription meds??:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I would think stores like that are world wide?? I didn't ask if you had Walmarts or Mcdonalds :idunno:
Nope, we have the witch woman at the top of the street. She spits on you and does a dance. Saved my mother from polio.
Interesting comparison Spy:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by SPY
Say that to basically everyone who has ever won either the Medal of Honour or The Victory Cross, lemming.Quote:
Originally Posted by SPY
Life has been good. The sprogs are all growing nicely, number 1 son is now 30, he and Mrs JP went to Dublin and were all touristy for his bidet. Drinking Guinness and the like no less.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Both he and number two son are living with their respective domestic partners. Number 3 son and daughter one are still living at chez moi.
Frankly it seems unlikely they will ever leave. Though the wean is now deciding which University she will attend.
How goes thing with you, other than winding up the delicately nurtured online.
About ten past nine, though to be honest you should probably just buy your own clock.Quote:
Originally Posted by shainaDid you ever try it straight?? Maybe when you type your English words in, they will look strange/different:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Try this one...Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
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Is that English tea time or the rest of the world time??:unsure: I like to keep my Calculator watch accurate??Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Inevitable turn of events since last we spoke, mate. Pseudo-divorced. You can't get divorced if you weren't married in the first place, yet you can. There's a moment of decree nisi in these things. She's now free to carry out acts of wanton obsessive compulsion uncritiqued. She recently joined St John's ambulance service. Don't get squashed in a crowd, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulLife has been good. The sprogs are all growing nicely, number 1 son is now 30, he and Mrs JP went to Dublin and were all touristy for his bidet. Drinking Guinness and the like no less.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Both he and number two son are living with their respective domestic partners. Number 3 son and daughter one are still living at chez moi.
Frankly it seems unlikely they will ever leave. Though the wean is now deciding which University she will attend.
How goes thing with you, other than winding up the delicately nurtured online.
But that was yonks ago. Now got a spastic corporate career and the kids at the weekend. I like it. Except existence is futile and all that.
Maybe you can explain something to me, do you in some way think that using two question marks rather than the more traditional one (I never use them at all as I find it too elaborate) somehow makes it more interrogative. It's just something I've always wondered about, along with multiple exclamation marks, why would anyone do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by shainaIs that English tea time or the rest of the world time??:unsure: I like to keep my Calculator watch accurate??Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Any exclamation mark is completely unnecessary. They are stage directions, not figures of speech.
I fucking hate them. And I don't need a fucking exclamation mark to express that.
Habit?? Or maybe i just like too?? I guess everyone has there style, be itQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaulMaybe you can explain something to me, do you in some way think that using two question marks rather than the more traditional one (I never use them at all as I find it too elaborate) somehow makes it more interrogative. It's just something I've always wondered about, along with multiple exclamation marks, why would anyone do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
BritishEnglish or the Right Way....:)
I suppose liking things makes the whole futility of existence a bit more bearable.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceInevitable turn of events since last we spoke, mate. Pseudo-divorced. You can't get divorced if you weren't married in the first place, yet you can. There's a moment of decree nisi in these things. She's now free to carry out acts of wanton obsessive compulsion uncritiqued. She recently joined St John's ambulance service. Don't get squashed in a crowd, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
But that was yonks ago. Now got a spastic corporate career and the kids at the weekend. I like it. Except existence is futile and all that.
I have now had what can only be described as an epiphanic moment. True Story.
This is my new motto "I suppose liking things makes the whole futility of existence a bit more bearable."
Wurd.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
To each there own right Pirate:whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Yep. All you need is like.
I'm not really understanding that, given your aviator. You could be a merkin, from Canadia or Palestine.Quote:
Originally Posted by shainaHabit?? Or maybe i just like too?? I guess everyone has there style, be itQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
BritishEnglish or the Right Way....:)
Do any of those actually understand irony.