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Now he has as many Oscars as Sam Smith.
Jeebus, is this true? I thought they just handed him one every year. That's a crime, TBH.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-en...-a6904671.html
I'm assuming that the internet wouldn't lie to me.
And only took him 499 more film credits than Sam Smith too.
In the comments on that link.
Birdman and The Revenant.:mellow:Quote:
Hitchcock never won an Oscar and Inarritu has won two. I rest my case.
Birdman is one of those I feel I am owed a refund on even though I stole that shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I would say 'fuck Italy' for being foreign, but they invented pizza, sausage, and salami, so they're pretty much lining my heart and arteries- so I consider myself like 30% Italian.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
"It's not how hard you can get hit, it is how many times you can keep hitting the all-you-can-eat pizza buffet and keep coming back." A great Italian once said something like that (pretty sure it was during the filming of Cop Land)...
White turn and mate in 3 (2 white / 1 black moves)
http://i.imgur.com/WJSHQKz.jpg
You have 3 days to find the solution.
Alright, let's switch to Hide and Seek. You go hide someplace with limited oxygen, and I'll come find you. Don't give up your location, even if it seems I'm not looking. This just means you are doing well in the game... :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Now that I mention it, where is Idol?
Though technically impossible, I now care less for the content of this site than the administration does.
If someone could maybe, once every blue moon, show the slightest interest in something/someone other than themselves I might still be persuaded otherwise.
The sad truth maybe , but still the truth.
Btw MyCanadianChannels is the best Kodi addon.Not that I'm an aloof nationalist prick or anything.
And the correct answer is Queen to D6Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
http://i.imgur.com/EkXCHNy.jpg
If the black pawn takes the Queen, white will checkmate, Rook to C1.
I could have done that but I prefer a less sexist game where the valiant queen lives and the rabble end up burning the cowardly king at the stake.
/MBM picks up board and swats Dion with it.
Just because, not because of poor sportsmanship. Someone needed to do it. :happy:
In contrast to you playing with your little white pawn, I had a lady friend who took some Ecstasy this morning get very naughty in the front seat of her car for me.
Checkmate. :D
I'm pretty sure she's not a lady.
I'm not entirely certain she's old enough to be called one... :D
I was more going for the "gets high and performs sex acts for strangers ergo not a lady" thing but like your friend, I'm pliant.
I wanted to say "easy" but seeing how the "not a lady" went I thought I, like your friend, would be a little more obvious.
She does all kinds of naughty things for me sober, as well. She is a very nice girl who has a great joy of getting very naughty during school/work breaks and when she gets home. :happy:
The Ecstasy was just a bonus that got her to be ecs-tra fun! She's sent me over 300 pics and roughly 10 videos. :01:
I have a friend who's an analyst at Langley and even he couldn't envision any scenario where this could possibly end well.
My Wangley analysis says it is going great!
She knows of my marital status and kid count. :)
Not relevant.The relevant part is whether your wife knows and approves or not.
Anyway enough of this and back on topic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6cuQoI0abM
She is aware of my online lady friends and knows they are no threat to her. I don't rub the details in her nose, but she's fine as long as it does not interfere with school or taking care of the house/kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
21 years of being together has earned me some leeway. :)
Of course she sees them as a threat as even the most beautiful women in the World get cheated on.
What she has done is weigh the which stands the best chance of being detrimental to your marriage, telling you to stop and risk your eternal resentment or pretend not to care and hope that you prove to be a better person than literally everyone else in the World.
You know the saddest thing in all this is that between the two of us, apparently I'm the only one who still masturbates to thoughts of your wife.:smilie4:
hahahahahaha! You are awesome, my friend. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I have had some very attractive, RW, local opportunities at school. I have resisted every time. The women I play with online are intentionally several states, or countries, away. This one makes the drive to Texas seem tempting, though. :D
BTW, my wife has a VERY hard time of hiding bitterness about anything. She may not approach it directly, but if she were mad under the skin, she would find ways to make life unpleasant.
Not a fair scenario as sensible person would of just moved the pawn forward and there is no 2 move finish....Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529And the correct answer is Queen to D6Quote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
http://i.imgur.com/EkXCHNy.jpg
If the black pawn takes the Queen, white will checkmate, Rook to C1.
Catan (or Settlers of Catan) is fun. Recently started playing this.
If black moves the pawn forward to C6 or C5, white moves the Queen to B8.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gribley
But then the player could of dived under a bus and have a zero move solution. If it has to be specific to "x moves, y moves" then it has to be impossible to escape or have any alternative and this one wasn`tQuote:
Originally Posted by dion09529If black moves the pawn forward to C6 or C5, white moves the Queen to B8.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gribley
Fun anyway :)
Ignore me, I can`t get out of the trap it seems. I really should play moreQuote:
Originally Posted by GribleyBut then the player could of dived under a bus and have a zero move solution. If it has to be specific to "x moves, y moves" then it has to be impossible to escape or have any alternative and this one wasn`tQuote:
Originally Posted by dion09529
Fun anyway :)
White turn and mate in 3 (2 white / 1 black moves)
http://i.imgur.com/5jNu461.jpg
Arghhh, this is really hard without a real board to play out the moves. I`ve come up with a few (in my small mental capacity) but still not getting the 'certain' result. Very frustrating. Going to have to go to Argos and get myself a chess board at this rate :S
And the correct answer is Bishop to H7
http://i.imgur.com/QS5HeZT.jpg
In this situation, black will be checkmated no matter what he moves.
What if the black side "accidentally" overturns the board and then says that since he can't remember exactly how the pieces were set and there is "no way in fucking hell" that he is going to take white's word for anything, the match will have to be considered a draw?
Seriously,dude it was refusing to think outside the box that caused Napoleon's defeat at Waterloo.
Just like black to resort to violence over white's dominance...
Explain basically any contact sport to me then.
Chess isn't supposed to be a contact sport. :no:
Neither is basketball but still doesn't stop shit from getting real.:afro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USSNWjSkgF4