The one who come back, however, don't shut the fuck up about it.
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The one who come back, however, don't shut the fuck up about it.
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Oh my God, you won't believe the news! Two weeks ago, I actually had sex for the second time in my life! Can you believe it?! 2017 has been a great year for me!
It's been an amazing decade for you all together. Look luck with the syphilis.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
You could try and be a little nicer to whatshername, considering he views you as his god and all. Also, congratulations Ovaltine on your mum finally loosening up a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceIt's been an amazing decade for you all together. Look luck with the syphilis.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
Who is this nameless fool of which we speak? I abdicated my godhood long along ago. Hasn't the world noticed yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787You could try and be a little nicer to whatshername, considering he views you as his god and all. Also, congratulations Ovaltine on your mum finally loosening up a bit.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I thought I was ubiquitous in admiration. You lives and learns.
I would like to help you out on the name , oh puissant one but I don't know his name unless it happens by chance to be "pathetic".
Do you mean that Oleg spaz?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
You all look the same to me.
Don't you like me any more, David? Is it the Jewish thing or the vicarious Jewish thing?
Did I scare the Jew off? Was I overly offensive? If so, when haven't I been so? Some people get it, some do not. But it's mostly the people with foreskins who do.
Can you decipher the complexity of this post, David? Can you summon the inner voice and translation? Can you grow your foreskin back?
All of these questions will be answered in the next episode of Soap.
On the plus side I don't like you any less.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Also please refrain from using my slave to Egypt Jew name. In the future I would like to be formally called Ben-Tzion X.
Loss of virginity with a prostitute does not count. Needed by mutual agreement)
I'm fairly sure the prostitute agreed to it or at least he did after seeing the cash.
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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PS. Just reading this Idol "Last edited by IdolEyes787; Yesterday at 02:37 PM. Reason: Jewish conspiracy of type"
Deserves at least one
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Sup, jewetrnets,
Losing your virginity with a prostitute, which the stupid cunt had been advised to do by us, the internets, like repeatedly for about six years, totally counts.
If you fuck a vagina, regardless of the completeness of your penis or mental facilities, you are no longer a virgin.
However, if you fuck a woman sans foreskin on your penis, you remain a filthy, sad half virgin perpetually suspended. So all jews are half virgins. Biological and religious fact.
Apart from the females. They're all whores.
No matter what we do, the end result is the same: death.
You mean if I eat this piece of cake then I'm going to die? Seems a bit harsh.
What about eating a piece ofQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
pussypie :unsure:
Or better yet fucking a pie? You can't die from that right?
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Don't forget Taxes :)Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegL
That is for some poeple:whistling
You took someones virginity too ??
I figure many Europeans lose their virginity to prostitutes. Brothels are more available and tolerated. We should allow it in the US. There's plenty of illegal prostitution going on anyway. Many states could use the tax dollars and regulated brothels would protect the women and johns. It might even help with the sex slave problem. I'm surprised it's legal in parts of Nevada. The Evangelicals can't stand it and control republican politicians. Of course many religious figures preach the perils of prostitution, but enjoy the services (Swaggart).
Fairly sure mine was to my right hand. European but don`t shake my handQuote:
Originally Posted by MacGyverSG1
First time touching stuffs with stuffs is called losing virginity ?
I lost that at 15 then
Me too , 5 times to prostitutes and one time to an indian doctor girl who is 5 years younger than me
So who else wants to lose their virginity today
Playing 'doctor' with the 13 y/o neighbor girl sounds like trouble, pedo... :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by valsan
What to do , i fuck tourists
I do not torrent much these days , but i love the bit torrent community
Some just lose money to prostitutes. Had a friend who was still virgin at 17, was a few years younger than me, so a couple of us took him to the local red light area and sent him on his way to find someone who was looking for business. He came back about 20 minutes later, down a wedge of cash but virginity still very much intact. Asked him what happened and he said, he found "a lady" and then they went round the corner and she mugged him. We were not good friends as we just rolled around laughing - it did seem mostly to be his pride that was dented.Quote:
Originally Posted by MacGyverSG1
That's why prostitution should be made legal. Everybody involved will be safe and tax dollars can be used for good.
Don't you think HIV virus is smaller than the condom polymer ?:stars:
What if i was still in my 20's and still a virgin ? :blushing:
As you are an annoying asshole with serious mental problems and no redeeming qualities I would say that it's totally understandable.