so what?
anyways, heres a neat story in road signs:
http://www.pps.jussieu.fr/~lengrand/Fun/RoadSigns.jpg
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so what?
anyways, heres a neat story in road signs:
http://www.pps.jussieu.fr/~lengrand/Fun/RoadSigns.jpg
how easter eggs are made:
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0424.jpg
NiceQuote:
Originally posted by colt45joe@12 August 2004 - 08:50
so what?
anyways, heres a neat story in road signs:
http://www.pps.jussieu.fr/~lengrand/Fun/RoadSigns.jpg
:lol: d00d :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by cpt_azad@12 August 2004 - 08:50
how easter eggs are made:
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0424.jpg
What is Mr.Bunny doing to mrs.ckicken?Quote:
Originally posted by cpt_azad@12 August 2004 - 08:50
how easter eggs are made:
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0424.jpg
What The Fuck?
almost at 100.
i remeber this.Quote:
i remeber this. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by ziggyjuarez+12 August 2004 - 08:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ziggyjuarez @ 12 August 2004 - 08:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-colt45joe@12 August 2004 - 08:55
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/gasfire.html
oh..
Bank Robber
A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".
"Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says.
She prys off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.
The girl drinks another one.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.
hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@12 August 2004 - 01:00
Bank Robber
A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".
"Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says.
She prys off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.
The girl drinks another one.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.
hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by cpt_azad+12 August 2004 - 09:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cpt_azad @ 12 August 2004 - 09:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ziggyjuarez@12 August 2004 - 01:00
Bank Robber
A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".
"Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says.
She prys off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.
The girl drinks another one.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.
Yep :lol:
this is tripped out:
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0455.jpg
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
"Man, how'd we get into this shit?"
KOlQuote:
Originally posted by cpt_azad@12 August 2004 - 09:03
this is tripped out:
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/0455.jpg
The Gates of Heaven
Dolly Parton and the queen of England die on the same day. They both reach heaven at the same time and are greated by Saint Peter. St. Peter says, "well ladies I have good news and bad news. The good news is we have almost reached our quota for the day, the bad news is only one of you can enter heaven. I will give both of you 5 minutes to plead your case as to why you should be accepted into heaven."
So Dolly says, "I will go First." She takes a step back, pauses for a moment, then rips off her shirt exposing herself to St. Peter.
St. Peter smiles and he says, " very convincing argument, queen, you may proceed."
So the queen smirks and reaches into her purse and pulls out a duetsche. She proceeds with the cleaning right in front of St. Peter. Once she finishes she smiles at Dolly and yells to St. Peter to grab her lugage as she starts walking toward the pearly gates. St. Peter immediately grabs her things and starts to make his way behind her.
Dolly, taken back, grabs his arm and says, "that was disgusting, how can you let her in for that?" St. Peter smiles and says, "Dolly, everyone knows a Royal Flush always beats a pair."
:unsure:Quote:
Originally posted by cpt_azad@12 August 2004 - 09:08
:o
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/baddesign.jpg
colt45joe Here?
:lol: lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/sand_castle.jpg
my teacher told the class this joke.
so this guy has this horse thats always wins the races, and this man is already rich from winning so much from the bets n stufff, so he sees this hobo, and tells him "here take my horse, and take it down to race and win money to help you out." the hobo says thank you, and does what he says and the horse does win, so the hobo is now rich, and this goes on for a while, the horse is passed to many people, making many people rich. and its last owner is a farmer who actually didnt want the horse for money but to simply give it some rest, the horse was very old, so it retired. so one day the horse is relaxing and a pig comes up to the horse and says "hey i heard your famous, you won a lot of races and well, your a legend"
and the horse looks around, and looks back down on the pig and says "what the fuck, a talking pig!?"
:frusty:Quote:
Originally posted by cpt_azad@12 August 2004 - 09:10
:lol: lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/sand_castle.jpg
dumb blondes :lol:
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/dumb_blondes.jpg
i was typing out the very pointless joke.Quote:
Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@12 August 2004 - 09:10
colt45joe Here?
i was typing out the very pointless joke. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by colt45joe+12 August 2004 - 09:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (colt45joe @ 12 August 2004 - 09:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ziggyjuarez@12 August 2004 - 09:10
colt45joe Here?
ok then ill read it :]
Honeymoon
Nice Work
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc?... I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé is still a virgin - in every way."
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; ...an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon.
That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts.
She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."
He immediately drops his pants and replies,...
"Look at this, ... still in the CRATE!"
:DQuote:
Originally posted by colt45joe@12 August 2004 - 09:10
my teacher told the class this joke.
so this guy has this horse thats always wins the races, and this man is already rich from winning so much from the bets n stufff, so he sees this hobo, and tells him "here take my horse, and take it down to race and win money to help you out." the hobo says thank you, and does what he says and the horse does win, so the hobo is now rich, and this goes on for a while, the horse is passed to many people, making many people rich. and its last owner is a farmer who actually didnt want the horse for money but to simply give it some rest, the horse was very old, so it retired. so one day the horse is relaxing and a pig comes up to the horse and says "hey i heard your famous, you won a lot of races and well, your a legend"
and the horse looks around, and looks back down on the pig and says "what the fuck, a talking pig!?"
your teacher said Fuck :o
:lol: i completely forgot about that one, so frickin hilariousQuote: