Ffs!!!!

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Originally Posted by manker

kniow

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Get out of this thread. :angry:

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Get out of this thread. :angry:

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<insert 3 page argument here>

If you start misspelling my name as well, I'll display just how seriously I take myself :sulk:

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

If you said you were dyslexic I'd tell you to use a spell-checking program. No excuse not to really with all the programs available.

You've just blown a small jibe out of the water because it was me that made the comment.

I'm certainly not going to throw a hissy fit when my tutor comments on my use of a "!" instead of a "1".

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What planet are you on man? I'm making a point thats been bugging me a while, I said I don't wanna be corrected yet you still do it, it's simply a wind up and shows how small minded you can be.

Trouble is, it ain't winding me up, I'm simply making my points, why do you say I've blown it out of proportion?
I made a post, it was replied to, I replied to that, how is it out of proportion, I'm giving you my opinion and asking for my wishes to be followed.

And telling a dyslexic to get a spell check is a bit sick if you ask me, I'm sorry I would'nt have the heart to do that, those who are know, they don't need to be told to get a spellchecker.

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by manker

<insert 3 page argument here>

If you start misspelling my name as well, I'll display just how seriously I take myself :sulk:

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Shut it munker.

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

No , I don't like it and you'll simply get abuse back for using it and rapidly lose my respect.

Simple as that.

Anyone who does call me that in my eyes has no respect for me.

Jonno :cool:

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Diddums.

Do you realise how it looks when you strop like this. I thought the literal kickings may have hit home before now, especially that one in t'drawing room.

It makes me laugh tho' - I'll probably keep baiting you :D

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Shut it munker.

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No , I don't like it and you'll simply get abuse back for using it and rapidly lose my respect. :strop:

Simple as that. :strop:

Anyone who does call me that in my eyes has no respect for me. :strop:

munker :cool:

So you're quite happy to insult me?

Fair enough :)

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

And telling a dyslexic to get a spell check is a bit sick if you ask me, I'm sorry I would'nt have the heart to do that, those who are know, they don't need to be told to get a spellchecker.

Jonno :cool:

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What advice would you give someone with literacy problems then? Just try their best?

I use Google to check the spelling of words I'm unsure of, which I'm sure others do as well (or something similar).

Good strop though Junno, I think your spelling is quite good for the twelve-year-old you obviously are.

I would'nt give advice unless asked for.

I'm not that insultive :)

And I'm afraid to tell you guys that I ain't got no strop, it appears I give my view and I'm stroppy, you give yours and you're debating :blink: Weirdo's :rolleyes:

Anyone wanna smoke? :01:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Withchese

What advice would you give someone with literacy problems then? Just try their best?

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:lol: :lol:

Also, I check my spelling all the time with Google. Probably every third post or something.

How would you know if they wanted advice though?

They might not be able to spell 'advice'...


(That's a joke btw, not a serious point.)

Thats a sick joke :sick:

Not as good as the Borg one tho :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by manker

No , I don't like it and you'll simply get abuse back for using it and rapidly lose my respect. :strop:

Simple as that. :strop:

Anyone who does call me that in my eyes has no respect for me. :strop:

munker :cool:

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STFU Minkcoat.

:-P

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Originally Posted by joto

And I'm afraid to tell you guys that I ain't got no strop, it appears I give my view and I'm stroppy, you give yours and you're debating Weirdo's

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Someone misspells your name on purpose and you go mental with teh replys, taking yourself oh so seriously.

Someone misspells mine and I take the piss out of myself.

Can you see the difference.

In case you can't, the difference is that you're pulling a strop and I'm not.

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Originally Posted by Comic_Peddler

:-P

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There's no - for the :P smilie here, get it right or you'll get wrong and be given advice on dyslexic spellcheckers :huh:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

There's no - for the :P smilie here, get it right or you'll get wrong and be given advice on dyslexic spellcheckers :huh:

Jonno :cool:

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In my best Rosie Perez imitation:

I's spells good an' sum junk.

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Originally Posted by manker

Someone misspells your name on purpose and you go mental with teh replys, taking yourself oh so seriously.

Someone misspells mine and I take the piss out of myself.

Can you see the difference.

In case you can't, the difference is that you're pulling a strop and I'm not.

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No, the Joto made me laugh and I called you a wanker in jest (altho you could'nt hear it :ermm: ) it's that spelling, just that one, you can call me anything you like, I been called everything you can think of, I don't like being called that and there's another spelling I don't like but none of you know that one :P

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Comic_Peddler

STFU Minkcoat.

:-P

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Are you trying to ply me with pre-cyber gifts :kiss: :flowers:

I hear from my friends with TV's that there is some sort of spelling bee program on TV at the moment. What's that all about? And can I go on it?

Mink is the finest chinaware on earth, it's so sexy :wub: The curves of the plates and saucers *sigh* :01:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

I hear from my friends with TV's that there is some sort of spelling bee program on TV at the moment. What's that all about? And can I go on it?

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Test the nations spelling, there's been a test the nation (enter subject here) prog running for about 4 months, I'm fucking great at Music :01:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

No, the Joto made me laugh and I called you a wanker in jest (altho you could'nt hear it :ermm: ) it's that spelling, just that one, you can call me anything you like, I been called everything you can think of, I don't like being called that and there's another spelling I don't like but none of you know that one :P

Jonno :cool:

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Yay. A non-stroppy answer.

It made absolutely no sense but at least you've pulled yourself out of the self pity/strop theme that has made this thread so entertaining for me.

I'll probably stop replying now :mellow:

I'm gonna fuckin clout you in a minute :dry:
I's not in a strop nor self pittying, if it looked that way then it's looked at wrong, I been in a fantastic mood all day cos I'm so great :01:

And my answer makes perfect sense to me :D

Jonno :cool:

Fucks sake.

My first night sober in bleedin' ages and I can't sleep.

But as soon as I look at the book* I'm supposed to read tomorrow I feeling drowsy...:blink:



*Pamela by Samuel Richardson.

Anderson? You're not reading her new biography are you? :ermm: Pervert :dry:

I'm curently reading The Exorcist........well by reading I mean watching :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Anderson? You're not reading her new biography are you? :ermm: Pervert :dry:

I'm curently reading The Exorcist........well by reading I mean watching :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

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This Pamela could easily be argued to be the exact opposite of Pamela Anderson. Understandably this make the novel the most boring I have ever read. If I ever see the word 'virtue' again I'm going to stab myself in the face.

Virtue.

Unlit Marlboro Lights are not the best stabbing implements...

Try opening your eye really wide and stabbing it in there slowly but firmly.

Btw, Marlboro Lights!!!1111

The most expensive ciggie going, are you selling tawdry webcam cyber to gay pensioners again :dry:

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Originally Posted by manker

Try opening your eye really wide and stabbing it in there slowly but firmly.

Btw, Marlboro Lights!!!1111

The most expensive ciggie going, are you selling tawdry webcam cyber to gay pensioners again :dry:

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I am now that you gave me that brilliant idea. :smilie:

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Originally Posted by manker

Try opening your eye really wide and stabbing it in there slowly but firmly.

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After lighting it :01:

btw Marlboro Lights are a woofters smoke :P or ladies smoke, you might as well buy menthols :P

Anyway, I'm bored with you 2 ungly barstards :01:

Thankyou gentlemen, pleasure as always :whistling

I'm going to bed to watch some movie of some sort, maybe Blade Runner :01: Yeah sounds like a plan, night all :)

btw Cheese........ Virtue :P

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

I'm going to bed to watch some movie of some sort, maybe Blade Runner :01: Yeah sounds like a plan, night all :)

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Great choice :cool: Shame it takes the darkness a little too far :unsure:

You got the original or the Director's Cut, Jonno? :)

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Originally Posted by manker

Try opening your eye really wide and stabbing it in there slowly but firmly.

Btw, Marlboro Lights!!!1111

The most expensive ciggie going, are you selling tawdry webcam cyber to gay pensioners again :dry:

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Marlboro Lights are the most expensive smoke there? :blink:

@Ill... Directors Cut :)

@Mathea..... No they are'nt, St.Moritz are more expensive, £5 upwards depending where you get them from for 20.

Jonno :cool:

:huh:

Jonno :cool:

That is all.

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

That is all.

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Fuck me man, that's what I posted then changed my mind :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

I have t'influence

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FFS. Are you a mentalist, at all.

That's just typing pish.

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Originally Posted by manker

FFS. Are you a mentalist, at all.

That's just typing pish.

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Why do you guys hate question marks so much? :(

J'Pol hates them, I think they are useful.

I use them when I want an answer but since I know practically everything and use rhetoric in every other post, this occurs infrequently.

Do you see.