Invent a new word

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Humbuggery = Xmas is a pain in the ass :lol:

Jonno :cool:

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Brilliant Jonno. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jonno :cool:

Boab-

I rather like that one.

Rolls nicely off the tongue. :)

Jonno-

Well done, even without the double entendre. :D

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Originally Posted by j2k4

entendre. :D

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Glad this is the made up word thread or I'd feel really stupid for having no knowledge of wtf that means........ New word to describe this feeling "Jonitis" :blink:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Glad this is the made up word thread or I'd feel really stupid for having no knowledge of wtf that means........ New word to describe this feeling "Jonitis" :blink:

Jonno :cool:

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Jonitis-when 1 is in a strip bar and feels sexier than the stripper :lol:

:01: I'll go with that :lol:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

:01: I'll go with that :lol:

Jonno :cool:

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:lol: :lol: i thought u might like that :lol:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Scumble

A Chav falling down.

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scumble bumble -a chav with a bump on his head

Work.

Ok, it's not a new one.
But I'm re-inventing it. :crying:





Snoogans!! :D

Wgat does snoogans mean? :blink:

I dunno. :huh:


Ask Jay n Silent Bob.

Graneywinderfucksocker

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Originally Posted by DanB

Wgat does snoogans mean? :blink:

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girl with nice t*ts and azz

rofltard. or roffaltard.

someone who laughs or :lol:s at anything and everything

Qwat - Someone who never quotes the person they're talking about so you never know what the fetlock they're on about.

paratard

someone who thinks any comment no matter how vague or general is aimed at them

Fluff-filler - a post where someone is trying to think of a witty comeback but fails so due to stubborness leaves an inadequate unfunny substitute.

Edit: A paratard thinks all his posts are perceived as fluff-fillers.

knowitallis: a rare disease affecting residents of the drawing room. Is believed to be somehow contagious.

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

knowitallis: a rare disease affecting residents of the drawing room. Is believed to be somehow contagious.

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I do not have this - of that I am certain!
:shifty:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

knowitallis: a rare disease affecting residents of the drawing room. Is believed to be somehow contagious.

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I'm sure the members of The Boring Tomb will be here soon to give you the proper name for this affliction. ;)

they think coming in here is letting themselves go

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Originally Posted by TheDave

they think coming in here is letting themselves go

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:ohmy: It isn't!!

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Speculum

A forum for the discussion of chimneys.

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Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

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Main Entry: spec·u·lum
Pronunciation: 'spe-ky&-l&m
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural spec·u·la /-l&/; also -lums
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin, mirror, from specere
1 : an instrument inserted into a body passage for inspection or medication
2 : a drawing or table showing the relative positions of all the planets (as in an astrological nativity)
3 : a patch of color on the secondaries of most ducks and some other birds

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new???????????? :blink:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Discombobulate

To remove any traces of people called Robert.

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Oops!!! :lol:


Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

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One entry found for discombobulate.


Main Entry: dis·com·bob·u·late
Pronunciation: "dis-k&m-'bä-b(y)&-"lAt
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): -lat·ed; -lat·ing
Etymology: probably alteration of discompose
: UPSET, CONFUSE <the offensive had discombobulated all the German defensive arrangements -- A. J. Liebling>
- dis·com·bob·u·la·tion /-"bä-b(y)&-'lA-sh&n/ noun

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:whistling

Nice one, Yogi :doh: :lol:

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Originally Posted by manker

Nice one, Yogi :doh: :lol:

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i know........... :lol: :lol:
But it gets better!!!!! :devil:


J'Pol:

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Culvert

The destruction of all things green

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Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

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One entry found for culvert.


Main Entry: cul·vert
Pronunciation: 'k&l-v&rt
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
1 : a transverse drain
2 : a conduit for a culvert
3 : a bridge over a culvert

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And!!!

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Multifarious

A large gathering of gay men.

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One entry found for multifarious.


Main Entry: mul·ti·far·i·ous
Pronunciation: "m&l-t&-'far-E-&s, -'fer-
Function: adjective
Etymology: Medieval Latin multifarius, from Latin multifariam in many places
: having or occurring in great variety : DIVERSE
- mul·ti·far·i·ous·ness noun

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Edit: Another one:

J'Plagiar:

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Scumble

A Chav falling down.

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Main Entry: 1scum·ble
Pronunciation: 'sk&m-b&l
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): scum·bled; scum·bling /-b(&-)li[ng]/
Etymology: perhaps frequentative of 2scum
1 a : to make (as color or a painting) less brilliant by covering with a thin coat of opaque or semiopaque color b : to apply (a color) in this manner
2 : to soften the lines or colors of (a drawing) by rubbing lightly

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YoBJ

Methinks JP is pulling your leg. Anyone with a rotund vocbulary we be aware of these words although would most probably not use them in banal interaction.

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Originally Posted by brenda

Methinks JP is pulling your leg. .

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He'd only wish............... :rolleyes:

And i don't think it's the case.

What's the fun in quoting existing words with a new meaning in a new word

thread; me thinks he starts to twist his own leg............

Funnily enough we've been talking about reinventing the meanings of words already in use to create new words today in my seminars/lectures. I'll have to ask one of my professors if reinventing a word does in fact constitute it being classified as a new word or not.

We shall see.

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Originally Posted by Yogi

He'd only wish............... :rolleyes:

And i don't think it's the case.

What's the fun in quoting existing words with a new meaning in a new word

thread; me thinks he starts to twist his own leg............

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I'd quit before you're lapped, mate ;)

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Funnily enough we've been talking about reinventing the meanings of words already in use to create new words today in my seminars/lectures. I'll have to ask one of my professors if reinventing a word does in fact constitute it being classified as a new word or not.

We shall see.

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Well yeah, that's a homograph.

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Originally Posted by manker

Well yeah, that's a homograph.

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This why I'm not taking English Language for my degree...

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Funnily enough we've been talking about reinventing the meanings of words already in use to create new words today in my seminars/lectures. I'll have to ask one of my professors if reinventing a word does in fact constitute it being classified as a new word or not.

We shall see.

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I reckon it does, particularly in the hyper-reality boom that has been created by the telecommunication/interweb/global community era that we are all experiencing.

Look at the word 'text' for instance. To me it used to mean a piece of writing. e.g. 'my lecture gave me a text to read for next weeks seminar'. Now it's definition has expanded to the point where if I said 'my lecturer gave me a text' you might think I was indulging in some kind of shady fone-secks with someone who is clearly abusing his position.............. am I getting carried away with this :unsure:

depends. you should watch yourself, he might own you

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Originally Posted by manker

I'd quit before you're lapped, mate ;)

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lapped???? :blink:

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Main Entry: lap
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): lapped; lap·ping
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English lapian; akin to Old High German laffan to lick, Latin lambere, Greek laphyssein to devour
intransitive senses
1 : to take in food or drink with the tongue
2 a : to make a gentle intermittent splashing sound b : to move in little waves : WASH
transitive senses
1 a : to take in (food or drink) with the tongue b : to take in or absorb eagerly or quickly -- used with up <the crowd lapped up every word he said>
2 : to flow or splash against in little waves
- lap·per noun

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Originally Posted by brenda

I reckon it does, particularly in the hyper-reality boom that has been created by the telecommunication/interweb/global community era that we are all experiencing.

Look at the word 'text' for instance. To me it used to mean a piece of writing. e.g. 'my lecture gave me a text to read for next weeks seminar'. Now it's definition has expanded to the point where if I said 'my lecturer gave me a text' you might think I was indulging in some kind of shady fone-secks with someone who is clearly abusing his position.............. am I getting carried away with this :unsure:

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Good point. I think we should discuss this more via texting please text 07971193593.*














*Of course this isn't my mobile number I'm just making a lame joke.

It's DanB's number...

Phud: the unctuous smelly substance which collects between the thighs of the morbidly obese. :sick:

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J2, I think someone has hijacked your account. :unsure:

If some hasn't hijacked his account then I think we need question the research that went into the emanation of 'phud'.

How does he know :ermm: