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03-12-2005, 08:16 PM
enoughfakefiles

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Another early morning. :lol:
03-13-2005, 02:15 AM
Guillaume

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Once again I'd like to offer advice to ya, L.

(Yeah, from one drunken frog to you ;) )

One of my friends literally burnt his brains doing e's and coke and stuff. A guy I've known since childhood. He's changed from a Bart Simpson-ish kid (not very good in school but a fast mind for jokes) to a moron-ish zombie. :crying:

So be careful with the things you've been ingesting/snorting lately, will ya?
03-13-2005, 05:35 PM
Lilmiss

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Ow, my friggin' head. :blink:
03-13-2005, 07:22 PM
(>Zero Cool<)

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilmiss

wahey, i've finally snorted the last of the base. feeling sooo fecked, and achy, but thats me own fault. i've drank half bottle of voddy, taken 2 e's, smoked multiple spliffs and snorted ingested sooo much speed. i've also got some mental pictures, a few of what i did to the mac cheese. :blackened:

what the fuck are you playing at?????????????

get a grip

:crying:
03-13-2005, 07:23 PM
DanB

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Ow, my friggin' head. :blink:

Good luck with work :P
03-13-2005, 09:33 PM
ahctlucabbuS

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Quote:

Originally Posted by (>Zero Cool<)

what the fuck are you playing at?????????????

get a grip

:crying:

I'll agree with that. :nuke:
03-14-2005, 12:15 AM
Lilmiss

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Quote:

Originally Posted by (>Zero Cool<)

what the fuck are you playing at??????????

The world is a far prettier place when your off your tits.
I know my limits, so don't worry, k.

Besides, I'm gonna die this year anyways, so I may as well make it fun. :01:
03-14-2005, 12:16 AM
TheDave

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whycome you're gonna die?
03-14-2005, 12:22 AM
Guillaume

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Besides, I'm gonna die this year anyways, so I may as well make it fun. :01:

Yep, nice to see your morale is high.

ok, awful pun, please don't shoot me.
03-14-2005, 12:29 AM
Lilmiss

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Heh heh, everythings high. :01:

I sniffed at work, and got some leftovers.
T'was freaky.

I'm gonna die cos I don't wanna get old, and the best age to die is 27. :01: :rawkstar:
03-14-2005, 12:30 AM
TheDave

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apparently your 60s is your best years :blink:

i don't understand either
03-14-2005, 12:50 AM
Lilmiss

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I don't wanna be 60.

For some reason, all 60 yr olds smell of cat pee and brussels. :sick:
03-14-2005, 01:08 AM
(>Zero Cool<)

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilmiss

Heh heh, everythings high. :01:

I sniffed at work, and got some leftovers.
T'was freaky.

I'm gonna die cos I don't wanna get old, and the best age to die is 27. :01: :rawkstar:

:dry: :angry: I'm gonna boot your arse
03-14-2005, 01:39 AM
TheDave

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I don't wanna be 60.

For some reason, all 60 yr olds smell of cat pee and brussels. :sick:

maybe thats whats so fun about it
03-14-2005, 08:51 AM
Guillaume

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That and the fact you can be rude to anyone and get away with it. :dry:

edit: How could I forget the "patronizing everybody and still get away with it" part? :frusty:
03-14-2005, 02:52 PM
Snee

Re: :evil chuckle:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilmiss

I don't wanna be 60.

For some reason, all 60 yr olds smell of cat pee and brussels. :sick:

Brussels smells better, than, for instance, Copenhagen.
03-14-2005, 03:10 PM
sArA

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Just cos Jim Morrison died at 27 doesn't mean its a good idea....

I am soooo very much older, but I am glad I made it this far.......its been too much of an adventure and it aint over yet....

When I am 60 I fully intend to have a screamingly fast motorbike and wear purple. I will only stink of piss if I got really really hammered, and ....

well, I like Brussells but I prefer Boston.....both of which can make you fart real bad!
03-14-2005, 03:18 PM
Guillaume

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara

When I am 60 I fully intend to have a screamingly fast motorbike and wear purple.

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/6522/hellgr22kw.jpg :01:
03-14-2005, 03:20 PM
Lilmiss

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I've came home an hour earlier, cos I feel dreadful. :sick:

Wake me up when it's time for work again. :unsure:
03-14-2005, 03:25 PM
Guillaume

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Ok. When are you supposed to go to work?
03-14-2005, 03:29 PM
Lilmiss

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Gotta leave at 6:45pm, so I need to be up for 5:30, k? :unsure:

A cuppa would be nice too. :whistling

Zzzzz.....
03-14-2005, 03:30 PM
Guillaume

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Will try to scream at the top of my lungs, through the internet/phone cable... :unsure:
03-14-2005, 05:40 PM
Guillaume

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[/grabs megaphone, inhales very deeply]

Time to wake up, Lilmiss!

http://img68.exs.cx/img68/3971/itf0850381dp.jpg

sugar? How many lumps?
03-14-2005, 05:44 PM
DanB

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you forgot the spliff to go with it
03-14-2005, 05:47 PM
Guillaume

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She's supposed to work, you know, not walk erratically in the pub and smile beatifically at the patrons... not to mention bumping and knocking over all the tables.

Wakey, wakey!

Edit: the tea's getting cold. I suppose she just went back to sleep.
03-14-2005, 11:30 PM
Lilmiss

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:crying: No tea or spliff? :crying:

But I'm ill, goddamnit. :stamps feet:
03-14-2005, 11:32 PM
Guillaume

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Well, there was tea, but it got cold.

you didn't react back then, and I never found a way to send it through the cable anyway...
03-14-2005, 11:40 PM
Lilmiss

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T'is ok, I was woken up by my pal at the door.
I got him to make me a cuppa in trade for a lift up the road. :01:

Next time, shout louder though.
03-14-2005, 11:41 PM
Guillaume

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I'll try to borrow speakers and mikes from my musician friends, since my ickle lungs aren't enough.
03-14-2005, 11:50 PM
Lilmiss

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You're just not trying hard enough. :no:

You should make me a fresh cuppa to make up for your lame wake up call. :shifty:
03-14-2005, 11:53 PM
Guillaume

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I've a cup of hot ceylan next to the keyboard right now, but I fear my modem won't like it much. Any idea?
03-15-2005, 12:00 AM
Lilmiss

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Urm....that is a problem. :blink:

I may need to ask for that maids uniform back, if you cant perform your duties properly.
03-15-2005, 12:03 AM
Guillaume

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No you can't (see paragraph 35-b of the contract).
03-15-2005, 12:35 AM
Lilmiss

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Someone didn't read the small print. :whistling

Now get me my cuppa tea right this minute, or I shall be forced to hose you again. :dry:

Goddamn french maids are not all they are cracked up to be.
03-15-2005, 12:39 AM
Guillaume

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encore le coup des petites lignes!

http://img205.exs.cx/img205/5407/teacupandbag10wk.jpg

And some sweets to go wiz it.

http://img205.exs.cx/img205/897/petitsfoursimage6ak.jpg
03-15-2005, 12:47 AM
Lilmiss

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Now, thats more like it. :dribbles:

Did you just call me a whore? :blink:
03-15-2005, 12:49 AM
Guillaume

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er, no.

I must have brought the wrong pair of glasses...
03-15-2005, 01:01 AM
Lilmiss

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:blink: :crying:

/looks for pokey stick.
03-15-2005, 01:02 AM
Guillaume

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But if madame is interested by french slang/swearwords, may I point out this site, small, but perfect for the beginner.
03-15-2005, 01:12 AM
Lilmiss

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Quote:

Roberts mpl tits

Putain de merde! I knew it!!!! :whistling

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