Hmmm could be the evil Chav demon trying to throw us off the scent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Goddess leave the dead mouse alone (it ain't going anywhere) get the implements of exorcism. :shifty:
We must save Lilmiss's punkish soul.
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Hmmm could be the evil Chav demon trying to throw us off the scent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Goddess leave the dead mouse alone (it ain't going anywhere) get the implements of exorcism. :shifty:
We must save Lilmiss's punkish soul.
And it means? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Didn't you tell him to feck off like you intended to?
I'm quite safe of staying punk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
In fact, I think now may be the time for the mohawk.
P.O.B means, pants off bed.
What a charmer. :dry:
No, I haven't told him to feck off yet.
I'm building up the courage.
Yes indeed. He's almost as good as me. :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
/returns to teh drinkin'
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Are you sure? :( We have the paddle and whacking stick all ready.
It is probably best to make sure. I shall consult with Goddess - she knows about these things. :shifty:
Edit: POB? Is that Chav foreplay?
I may have to take the pokey stick to work tomorrow.
Or even better, ask me Ma to come with me. :P
And I'm sure Goddess would offer to shave my head.
Sick girly.
:naughty:
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
We could ask your Gran to help if you feel Goddess needs chaperoned. :shifty:
I think it might be prudent to tell him you have left the country. Ok, if you do it in person he might be a little confused but if he has average Chav intelligence he might just buy it. :01:
:lol: Tanks, but I was thinking more along the lines of, "feck off and die, you egocentric pile of bling"
Don't mention my Gran. :fear:
She's not here is she?
I have my pals round soon, better get busy.
why do anything for them? wasn't it them that set you up with a smackhead?
I am afraid we had to tell her as we were worried about your moral judgement. She went off muttering something about "I'll give her moral judgement" not sure what she meant by that. :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Your approach should work too (unless he really is stupid - in which case he will go back to his mates and say "she really fancies me")
I too must get my butt in gear - heading out for a stag night and need to feed SGG - and her brother, if I can work out which one of his mates houses he has currently set up camp in. One of the joys of getting older is that all ones mates get divorced and then go through it all again. (It has been said by a cynic that "remarriage is the triumph of hope over experience")
Noooo, he comes in to my pub, but I doubt he will anymore. :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
Hoorahz for me. :w00t: :01:
;)Send him a text just in case. I think he'd totally understand the 'text brush off'....... If that doesn't work, the harassment starts :01:
:D Now what's this about shaving :whistling:
:dry: Where's me damn pick, I need to know exactly which Chav he is cos lets face it, I don't wanna just randomly start harassing/bumbing off chav's now do I?
I was quite pleasant, all things considering.
And I'm loading it now, 'ang on. ;)
Had any mouse on toast lately? :P
:yipes: A quite pleasant missy would be rather scary methinks.
http://www.in2skinz.invisionzone.com...ault/spank.gif You's just e.v.i.l. :dry:
:sick: The kids had toast for brekkie, I burnt my hand on the griller doing it for em. Toaster has been banished to the bin and I'm not sure I'll ever eat toast again.
:frusty: My damn stomach still lurches a lil at the mere thought of food........ which could be an effective diet :lol:
For some reason, the picture is going from the phone to the mail.
Possibly static interference of the tracksuit kind.
I shall try again, while you make me cookies. :shifty:
:bling: Or the bling making it go bung?
:01:I've retrieved the toaster from the bin, I'll send it over and get the chav to fix it with a knife, bit of electro-therapy so to speak:D
;)Get you shit together on the pic and I may even send whole bikkies otherwise, it's the hammer and only crumbs for you.
:P Sent.
Do I get cookies now? :shifty:
:D Got it.
;)Not bad as a 'guinea pig datee', think of him as your practice date and you're just getting ready for your real dates.
:dry: Shame we can't put people on our phones on bloody ignore innit?
:01:I'll send the cookies tomorrow, should take about 2 weeks for em to get there
Think I might send em via the chav so he can make a special delivery to ya :naughty:
Cool, just send them directly to the nut home.
Try and smuggle a small knife in there too, if you can.
These straps chafe after a while. :pinch:
;)Oooooo cookies and nuts, you'll have Ike all in a lather ya know.
:blink: I dunno why ya don't just undo the buckle ya sicko.
:blink: This thing has buckles?
I'm hoping for the day I get my own special white coat.
Just like yours. :wub: :P
;) It's probly the velcro straps that are confusing ya.
:rolleyes: You're not worthy of a jacket such as mine, you've a lot more work to do yet:lol:
:P I can wait, it's no problem.
Smashing as it is. :D
:blink: I'm thinking of tie-dying it..... join the armless tree hugger Guillame:P
He may be a wimp, but I wouldn't say he was 'armless. :unsure:
:happy:
You could direct traffic around in that jacket.
I'd create havoc in car parks...maybe it's best I dont own one.
:D We've already established he will be armless in the future:
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showt...t=94221&page=1
:clap: Ooooo me directing traffic, now that would be fun:01:
What, as in deranged, octopus or both? :ohmy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Pass.
I'm slightly scared of him, or anyone who eats snails. :fear:
I'm going to fix the car in my dungarees, cos I :rawk: :blushing: :01:
As in Dexy's Midnight Runners? :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
I, on the other hand, am going to take it easy. Not much of a hangover from the Stag night but I recall pogo'ing to Murphy's Jump Around and I think I regret it.
Murphys Jump Around? :blink:
At you age?
Hope it was worth it. :P
And no, I have slightly less stubble.
Hoo ra hoo ra ay!c'mon lilmiss c'mon limiss
You mean everything
Dungarees for lil children farmers and Punk's everywhere
jump around as in house of pain jump around?
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Originally Posted by GepperRankins
No longer sure. I danced to a lot of stuff and pogo'ing was definitely part of it :pinch: I think I may have merged two seperate episodes into one there.
It was House of Pain, Jump Around and Wild Rover from the Murphy's (either may be responsible for the creak in me bones today)
It all seemed like a good idea at the time (it was the sweet sweet Malt's fault)
Lilmiss, I was thinking of the one of the female members of the band rather than the chap who could sing and be sick at the same time.
aw. i though there was a cover then. i know how they like repping boston :unsure:
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Originally Posted by Lilmiss
What did I do or say? :crying:
I don't think she runs across such suave gentlemen like yourslf very often :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
judging by the date -a-chav thread
Datachav
Put the Burberry backin your life
Add some bling to your date
2 bottles of White Lightning free with first(and last) date
Freefone 01800-DATACHAV today for a brochure
Highlight of the week-end: fell face down on the concrete. Said concrete took a few layers of the skin on my chin and now I look like freddy Kruger.
Yay me! :01:
I can do that, with a bit of practise, I'm sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I got my hairy coo today! :01:
And I've sat outside with the girlies for the last few hours, instead of working in this shitehole office.
You'll need plastic coverings in your living room then. :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
I think he's house trained.
Just worried he'll let the feegles in. :fear:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../ahairycoo.jpg