Re: People on this board need to be more tolerant toward the people who are different
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manker
You make me horny when you highlight my wordplay like that.
How much does your plank angle change, 1 degree 15 minutes?
hmmz.
I'd say that I go from flaccid to fully erect in less than 20 seconds when something properly stimulates my brianial fuck receptors.
Sorry if I got too technical there.
That's something like 135 degrees. You can do the maths.
Re: People on this board need to be more tolerant toward the people who are different
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manker
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Squeamous
Wtf! You're all idiots. There can't be any pics of my tits because my tits don't exist remember?
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Weird, that's exactly how I read it the first time. Only upon trying to examine the difference did I realize I had misread her post. So, she already stole the chuckle you were meant to have.
Re: People on this board need to be more tolerant toward the people who are different
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You've been torturing me on purpose haven't you? :sadwalk:
I've been hiding everything in spoilers, but not to torture you. It just looks cleaner, and loads faster on a mobile browser. You see, I'm actually being considerate, except towards people who don't know how to use technology. If you're part of the latter, well, it's not my fault (I didn't climb you).
Re: People on this board need to be more tolerant toward the people who are different
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mjmacky
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manker
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Weird, that's exactly how I read it the first time. Only upon trying to examine the difference did I realize I had misread her post. So, she already stole the chuckle you were meant to have.
I read it the same as you did the first time, too. I re-read it because I thought it wasn't like Squeams to be all emo.
She also occasionally likes to pretend she has bewbs.
Re: People on this board need to be more tolerant toward the people who are different
Iron Sky, mangs. Get it and watch it.
Bugger this nonsense.
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stfu, I'm trying to get squeams to prove that she has tits by posting a pic or pics of them
Edit: put inside spoiler tag so she will never know :smilie4:
Re: People on this board need to be more tolerant toward the people who are different
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stfu, I'm trying to get squeams to prove that she has tits by posting a pic or pics of them
Edit: put inside spoiler tag so she will never know :smilie4:
I used to have massive pectorals
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But since I'm grossly overweight, they probably better qualify for tits than what squeams is carrying.
Re: People on this board need to be more tolerant toward the people who are different
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mjmacky
I've been hiding everything in spoilers, but not to torture you. It just looks cleaner, and loads faster on a mobile browser. You see, I'm actually being considerate, except towards people who don't know how to use technology. If you're part of the latter, well, it's not my fault (I didn't climb you).
I don't think I can change the browser on my phone. I've tried it before but I'm not allowed to uninstall it. So up yours fatty!
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manker
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mjmacky
Weird, that's exactly how I read it the first time. Only upon trying to examine the difference did I realize I had misread her post. So, she already stole the chuckle you were meant to have.
I read it the same as you did the first time, too. I re-read it because I thought it wasn't like Squeams to be all emo.
She also occasionally likes to pretend she has bewbs.
Everyone knows I don't, remember? Dave doesn't have any porn of me because I don't have any bewbs. I was rumbled for spewing shit and bile on this ages ago, in my message to Chavis. Then, if you recall, I spewed some some brain poo at you and that was what allowed you to flush Dave out into the open before driving him back into his car :dave: and onto my balustrade like a middle aged daddy long legs in an ecru suit. If I had tits none of this would have happened. Dave would have posted them on the internet, my internet whore business would have tripled in value, and my balustrade would have remained uncluttered by internet spastics.
If only I had tits I wouldn't have to move my balustrade to a secret location where people and their friends who like to abuse such things could never spew there hate filled nasty bile over it. I've only just repainted it, do you have any idea how much a tin of Hammerite costs these days?
So get your facts straight Moderator Manker The Hypocrite. I don't have any tits, I have never had any tits, I don't intend to have any tits, and if you say I do I'm going to drive down to Wales :dave: and take pictures of you from a bush outside your window and post your tits all over the internet. Because you and your friends should have unto you done unto them until you learn that I will never give up photographing your bewbs. Bullies.
Re: People on this board need to be more tolerant toward the people who are different
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I don't think I can change the browser on my phone. I've tried it before but I'm not allowed to uninstall it. So up yours fatty!
I can't really 'change' the browser on my phone either, that's why I installed a different one. Dolphin HD, it's tuna safe. I don't know of any recommendations beyond Android.
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I don't have any tits, I have never had any tits, I don't intend to have any tits
Not even in your mouth? :(
Re: People on this board need to be more tolerant toward the people who are different
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Everyone knows I don't, remember? Dave doesn't have any porn of me because I don't have any bewbs. I was rumbled for spewing shit and bile on this ages ago, in my message to Chavis. Then, if you recall, I spewed some some brain poo at you and that was what allowed you to flush Dave out into the open before driving him back into his car :dave: and onto my balustrade like a middle aged daddy long legs in an ecru suit. If I had tits none of this would have happened. Dave would have posted them on the internet, my internet whore business would have tripled in value, and my balustrade would have remained uncluttered by internet spastics.
If only I had tits I wouldn't have to move my balustrade to a secret location where people and their friends who like to abuse such things could never spew there hate filled nasty bile over it. I've only just repainted it, do you have any idea how much a tin of Hammerite costs these days?
So get your facts straight Moderator Manker The Hypocrite. I don't have any tits, I have never had any tits, I don't intend to have any tits, and if you say I do I'm going to drive down to Wales :dave: and take pictures of you from a bush outside your window and post your tits all over the internet. Because you and your friends should have unto you done unto them until you learn that I will never give up photographing your bewbs. Bullies.
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Still don't understand how it took you 5 years to recognize mentalist. Most everyone else spots it in a good 5 to 7 words. :unsure:
