I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites

Love baton, greedy attention whore, are we keeping track of accuracies?

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Originally Posted by chalice

You'll need a claw jobbie. You can borrow mine. Only used the once. To pry her flubbery, hormone-swollen rubber door she calls a mouth off my turgid love baton.

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And they say romance is dead.

Anyway given the image that I'm trying to remove,I was thinking a ball-peen would probably be the way to go.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by chalice

You'll need a claw jobbie. You can borrow mine. Only used the once. To pry her flubbery, hormone-swollen rubber door she calls a mouth off my turgid love baton.

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And they say romance is dead.

Anyway given the image that I'm trying to remove,I was thinking a ball-peen would probably be the way to go.

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If you're willing to invest into a nice drill bit, I'll lend you a vice grip. I'll need the vice grip back.

I saw on the news there's some new blind date app. You should give that a shot Oleg.

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

I saw on the news there's some new blind date app. You should give that a shot Oleg.

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Oleg's use of the app would bring about a factory recall. :idunno:

...and widespread fear in the dating community.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

If you're willing to invest into a nice drill bit, I'll lend you a vice grip. I'll need the vice grip back.

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Speaking of "vice" and "grip", we are quickly approaching your favorite time of the year- the one where little snacks self-deliver to your doorstep. Who else but a pedo could have devised such a spooky hole-i-day? :no:

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

I saw on the news there's some new blind date app. You should give that a shot Oleg.

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This doesn't sound like the advice the Funkin' I know and love would give :(

At this point, I feel compelled to post the following link to restore cosmic balance.

http://textfiles.com/sex/808-laid.txt

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Originally Posted by anon

http://textfiles.com/sex/808-laid.txt

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I did not realize you were such a romantic, anon. :)

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I did not realize you were such a romantic, anon. :)

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Hopelessly so, sugar. :kiss: