Sorry what was the question again?
Would splitting a banana at an atomic level make a mushroom or just a nice dessert?
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Sorry what was the question again?
Would splitting a banana at an atomic level make a mushroom or just a nice dessert?
a banana split would not happen in a month of sundaes
is raising chickens trying to make ens meet?
Only if they are reformed (chicken nugget joke there)
If I use upper case letters does that mean I am posh?
no, you are thinking of upper class (I think that is primary seven:blink:)
if you make your house child proof, can they still get in?
They are like cockroaches you can`t keep `em out. Try to squish and you`ll just end arrested and they`ll take your house anyway.
When I eat a chicken nugget do I get gold filling?
you would have more chance eating twenty four carrots
when you order a dozen rolls in Greggs why don't they give you thirteen?
old school, because if they could bake and not just re-heat they`d have a real job and a (fairly bad but real) prospect
Should I buy shares in self raising flour futures?
only if you knead the money
how does the milkman persuade the cows to put milk into bottles?
because they object to wax coated cartons which chafe the udder and risk paper cuts where paper cuts should never be (so I have been led to believe)
How can I get a cold when the central heating is on?
because the kids are playin draughts in another room
if you are wearing long johns what is long john wearing?