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Detailing anon's unfortunate experience with a hooker.
Happy Canada Day eh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPe39GmsF9k
Canada Day: the day celebratingCanada's military victory in which its people forced Britain to free its imperialist stranglehold and enslavement of the Canadian peopleBritain saying, 'Meh, we don't want you anymore.' Started in 1982 because why not.
It's like the movie Independence Day if all the alien ships just flew away.
Forgive Canada for not settling all it's problems with violence.
Okay, but you could settle at least a few :rolleyes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTM_apWWcO0
German bands. OK, because Scorpions is too obvious and every other German thing except Milli Vanilli sucks - Big in Japan by Alphaville.
Big in Japan is also how Meg describes his penis size to internet teenagers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl6u2NASUzU
We stand proud with fellow terrorists nations of Vietnam, North Korea and Israel , in being the only real countries to have never actually lost a war.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
One of the few cases where aremaix is better than the original.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mG4NUtRFOk
If their erotic fiction is any indication, the average Japanese man/boy/futanari has a 10" penis that can shoot an Olympic pool's worth of cum, so that would be a sight to behold (not that I'm interested in beholding it). Also, you said "German bands" and didn't mention...Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFq2pU21cNU
I'll one-up this with a remix that's better than the cover that's better than the original :)Quote:
One of the few cases where aremaix is better than the original.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGUzO7J0TQU
The Canadian museum of participation trophies must draw in tens of visitors each year.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Still too "obvious"/mainstream. Here's a band that at least got some degree of stardom around the Hanover region back in the day.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxIi9vSS6As
Nice try getting me to listen to that Wes Anderson fanboi.
In other news I'm fairly sure that you need to be a Nazi to appreciate either this music or this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeQM1c-XCDc
Yes half the population of Moosonee so as you can see it's really pretty popular.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Jawohl, mein Idol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ2SDPrXQFk
It's a Saturday morning over here. I'm starting off the day with Hillsong's The Lord's prayer.
If that band were Canadian that video would have consisted entirely of people interactively peacefully with beavers.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon
Well, at least standing around by people interacting with the beavers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Idol
Don't forget the occasional moose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnNyxy7XPfs
I'd take the moose if there was ever a fight between a moose and not a moose.
If we're picking battle animals, I choose a hippo.
They're not a very amoosing option otherwise.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNGVHqjhmbw
Strategy wins battles so chimpanzee with a bazooka or a dolphin in a suicide vest. Granted in the dolphin's case it would really be more of a draw though.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Dammit! Didn't know we could give them weapons.
I change my choice to anon with access to a PC from like 1995. He'd disable your power grid. Rerout a half dozen countries' naval fleets within striking distance to your location, gain access to nuclear launch codes in strategic areas and have them at the ready, he'd send military aircraft to carpet bomb every square inch in a 20 mile radius of your location. He'd access spy satellites to know your precise location at all times.
I assumed that if we didn't arm them then only the criminal animals would have access to guns.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
We need to arm as many good animals as possible to keep the bad ones in check.
Yes sir, prepare to be invaded by my fleet :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65s5-IJdZ08
Bleh, those are only useful for enemies that make rooftop barbecues. Also, I am the eye in the sky, looking at you.Quote:
He'd access spy satellites to know your precise location at all times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNiie_zmSr8
^^German group. Not obvious. Idol will appreciate it. ;)
A German group that's one half English and one half New Zealander :wacko:
..based out of Munich. :)
So all US military personnel based in Germany are now German. The Pentagon probably didn't see that one coming.
Other Munich/German bands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFbzDLd_OO4
Idol's just jealous, he's always wanted a little German in him...
^^Hamburg, really. If you considered the Star-Club their "home".Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
The difference being that I&H actually lived in Munich. So I'll just stick them into a dirndl and lederhosen and culturally appropriate them.
It's called white privilege, as Idol will surely tell you. :)
White? I'm a mix of heathen and cream soda or so my driver's license says.
Anyway,Hamburg/Munich, same difference. They're both in Asia, that's all that really matters.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Caballero
My point exactly... anyway, here's an English band from Spain.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhqimiNdQfg