Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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Originally Posted by chavis

Yes, my cawk was indeed broken. However I didn't mind a bit cos she was getting up to seven shades of mischief, and frankly, it was rather riveting to watch, in a completely flaccid, impotent kinda way, like.

In other news, she went and broke my thumb. It's out like Julian fucking Clary. It's painful to regale you with tales of my fan-tastic life. True story.

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Barely detectable irony and almost devoid of sarcasm. It does seem as if you are, indeed, experiencing some kind of euphoric trip.

Also, which thumb is it? I've just realised that I don't use my left thumb at all when I'm typing.

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Originally Posted by chavis

In other news, she went and broke my thumb.

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That must have been something (to go unseen, plz). Personally, I can't remember direct use of my thumb during the secks. :idunno:

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You haven't lived, sunshine. The thumb is a versatile love pivot and an invaluable component in any bedroom.

I'm surprised you stumbled upon procreation at all, with nary a grip to guide you, innit.

It's the right, btw.

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Originally Posted by chavis

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You haven't lived, sunshine. The thumb is a versatile love pivot and an invaluable component in any bedroom.

I'm surprised you stumbled upon procreation at all, with nary a grip to guide you, innit.

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Not only did I successfully procreate, I produced 1 3/4 wonderful kids in a single shot. Without use of thumbs. :01:

Your poor missus. :no:

Tell her she can borrow my good one. I've recently had to switch to a southpaw orgasm probe stance, but it comes with a money back guarantee. So you're covered to the max.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Your poor missus. :no:

Tell her she can borrow my good one. I've recently had to switch to a southpaw orgasm probe stance, but it comes with a money back guarantee. So you're covered to the max.

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I don't want to spoil her. :no:

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Originally Posted by chavis

:eyebrows:

You haven't lived, sunshine. The thumb is a versatile love pivot and an invaluable component in any bedroom.

I'm surprised you stumbled upon procreation at all, with nary a grip to guide you, innit.

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That's the lamest dodge for not being able to suspend her in the air with just your cock.

Got two appointments at the same time in around an hours time. can't decide which one to cancel and I don't know the exact time.
If the time stamp on this post is even, I'll cancel Ellis, if it's odd, I'll cancel CPT.

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He's a miserable bastard, anyway.