Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by manker

Projector

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Just catching up on threads. Which one do you intend to purchase?

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Fuck knows. I'll ask Snee which one to get and I'll order it to arrive a few days before his arrival at chez moi.
I imagine he will then set it all up while I'm taking tea in the parlour.

If for some reason, that is completely beyond my comprehension, he decides not to visit, then I shan't get one because they're shite :snooty:

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

or wutevar you baltic state people use these days

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I knew I won someone many over with that one, I just didn't think you'd be one of them.

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I actually thought it was a stunning display of Americanism, so much so I'm going to mention it whenever I'm talking to someone from Scandinavia.

There. You're in on an in-joke :01:

I'm about a third convinced that new moran is a :dave:

True story.

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Originally Posted by chalice

The missus and the kids are absconding to New York and Florida pretty imminently. I'm a gonna hang back in silent magnificence. Convinced She Who Must Be Assuaged that buying an iPad would be the way to go, what with all the easy video and conferencing and whatnot.

Obviously I will obtain it for my own. I'm posting from it now. Pretty fucking great. However, my Luddite mongoloid will kill it, lose it, or eat it before she even gets within stalking distance of Mickey fucking Mouse.

Then she will maul onwards towards EPCOT like a Godzilla gifted in maths and little else.

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Insure the fuck out of it. I think it comes under your house insurance so long as she brings the bits home in a bag. Well, it doesn't but they don't have to know it was destroyed in enemy territory.

Result on the getting the place to yourself, btw. I'd love everyone who knows me to fuck the fuck off for a few weeks and leave me to watch whatever Idol tells me is good and wank at whatever Mary's decides to email til they get back.

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Originally Posted by Snee

I'm about a third convinced that new moran is a :dave:

True story.

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:eyebrows:

I banned a new moran just this morning who was trying and failing hard at not being Dave.
I haven't yet seen a new one.

So you mean there's more than one self-entitled fuckstick calling the lounge mean rolling around my internet.

Well, now I'm shocked. Shocked and flabbergasted.

Mostly flabbergasted, actually.

Oh, him.
The thought hadn't occurred since he's actually fairly decent to talk to and he knows his puntsphere.

I just read the vidya thread and the replies to the Charlie Sheen stuff :pinch:

hmmz.
Is Idol spewing more bile recently or have I changed, man.

And while you were meting out your injustice, did you ever stop to think it might some poor innocent guy named rob who was trying to not be dave. I think not.

It totally could have been, because you're p-a-r-a-n-o-i-d, bully.

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Originally Posted by Snee

And while you were meting out your injustice, did you ever stop to think it might some poor innocent guy named rob who was trying to not be dave. I think not.

It totally could have been, because you're p-a-r-a-n-o-i-d, bully.

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Being paranoid gets me through the day because the lounge is only for my mates so I'm immediately suspicious of anyone who displays not mate-worthy behaviour.

Are you my mate. Well.
I can see we're going to have to get on Skype and thrash it out :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by chalice

The missus and the kids are absconding to New York and Florida pretty imminently. I'm a gonna hang back in silent magnificence. Convinced She Who Must Be Assuaged that buying an iPad would be the way to go, what with all the easy video and conferencing and whatnot.

Obviously I will obtain it for my own. I'm posting from it now. Pretty fucking great. However, my Luddite mongoloid will kill it, lose it, or eat it before she even gets within stalking distance of Mickey fucking Mouse.

Then she will maul onwards towards EPCOT like a Godzilla gifted in maths and little else.

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Insure the fuck out of it. I think it comes under your house insurance so long as she brings the bits home in a bag. Well, it doesn't but they don't have to know it was destroyed in enemy territory.

Result on the getting the place to yourself, btw. I'd love everyone who knows me to fuck the fuck off for a few weeks and leave me to watch whatever Idol tells me is good and wank at whatever Mary's decides to email til they get back.

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Insurance is a :sage: idea but it'll never happen.

In other news, it was her last day of primary school today. Emotional all round. We got this crystal plaque engraved as thanks for all their above and beyonds. When we got it back, instead of saying 'thanks for a memorable eight years', it said 'memorial eight years'. It was too late. We had to present it in lieu of the corrected version being delivered next week. True story.

Hurm.