Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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Originally Posted by manker

Oh, him.
The thought hadn't occurred since he's actually fairly decent to talk to and he knows his puntsphere.

I just read the vidya thread and the replies to the Charlie Sheen stuff :pinch:

hmmz.
Is Idol spewing more bile recently or have I changed, man.

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All is ingest.

Although I wouldn't be terribly upset if Charlie Sheen got run over by a busload of footballers which then resulted in the bus going off a rather large cliff.

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Originally Posted by chalice

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Originally Posted by manker

Insure the fuck out of it. I think it comes under your house insurance so long as she brings the bits home in a bag. Well, it doesn't but they don't have to know it was destroyed in enemy territory.

Result on the getting the place to yourself, btw. I'd love everyone who knows me to fuck the fuck off for a few weeks and leave me to watch whatever Idol tells me is good and wank at whatever Mary's decides to email til they get back.

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Insurance is a :sage: idea but it'll never happen.

In other news, it was her last day of primary school today. Emotional all round. We got this crystal plaque engraved as thanks for all their above and beyonds. When we got it back, instead of saying 'thanks for a memorable eight years', it said 'memorial eight years'. It was too late. We had to present it in lieu of the corrected version being delivered next week. True story.

Hurm.

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:pinch:
That's appalling.
'Thanks for a memorial eight years' doesn't even make sense. What kind of fuckspastic illiterate makes a living as an engraver.
it's like a tattooist who can't draw.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...lyntattoo1.jpg

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by manker

Oh, him.
The thought hadn't occurred since he's actually fairly decent to talk to and he knows his puntsphere.

I just read the vidya thread and the replies to the Charlie Sheen stuff :pinch:

hmmz.
Is Idol spewing more bile recently or have I changed, man.

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All is ingest.

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mais oui, the finely attuned amongst us know that it looks like bile but if you actually study it and then take the time to put it in your mouth, it actually tastes like sugared honey toast with Nutella sprinkles.

Which is why we love you, Idol.

Especially that guy who started posting like five minutes ago and called him a troll :mellow:

In other news, it's raining p hard outside. Win for sleeping to at least, and what a start of my vacation.

Vacation, really :dabs:
Fuck's sake, are all of you balticians merkin wannabes.

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Originally Posted by Snee

Especially that guy who started posting like five minutes ago and called him a troll :mellow:

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So you reckon I've changed, then, mang :mellow:

Tewtally, dewch.

Jesus , Tom and Katie broke up .Fake love is dead.

http://www.pajiba.com/celebrities_ar...r-any-time.php

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Jesus , Tom and Katie broke up .Fake love is dead.

http://www.pajiba.com/celebrities_ar...r-any-time.php

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That was actually reported on the tennis live feed I was reading earlier while watching the cricket.
No fucks were given but my missus did try to talk to me about it earlier - upon this I managed to portray an outward appearance of giving a fuck while quickly returning to fixing a lego x-wing fighter.