Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?

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To be honest, I had to deflate my tire completely before I figured it all out.

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At least you stopped short of hitting stuff with a hammer.

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The last time I hit something, it was with a monkey wrench.

And yet you're still married.

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And yet you're still married.

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Well, against flesh, is there no better weapon than flesh?

A monkey wrench, for one :blink:

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And yet you're still married.

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Well, against flesh, is there no better weapon than flesh?

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Protip: soap in a towel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCNqKrX1sx8

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A monkey wrench, for one :blink:

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An Ebola virus infected monkey with a wrench.

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A monkey wrench, for one :blink:

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An Ebola virus infected monkey with a wrench.

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...in the Library.

There's a no pets allowed sign.

By better, I'm sure I meant satisfying. You people are just too cold and impersonal.

Mary I think I'm done with the bt section so I leave it in your capable hands , oddly over developed wrists and tiny ankles to battle on alone.