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Something Else
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chavis
I say, I say, I say...here's a joke wot I just made up out of thin fucking air and that.
What do you call a midget who likes to assassinate Merkin presidents?
Spoiler:
Show
Wee Harvey Oswald.
I'll be here all week.
I'll take that to the pub and see what happens.
I'll tell you what'll happen, mate. It'll end up on Channel 4 next week on the Frankie Boyle show.
That cunt stole my act to the max.
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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chavis
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Something Else
I'll take that to the pub and see what happens.
I'll tell you what'll happen, mate. It'll end up on Channel 4 next week on the Frankie Boyle show.
That cunt stole my act to the max.
Well, after he had watered it down a bit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzV6fpSnkh0
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Just cleaned the fucking grease trap today. Fucking disgusting job. Can't get the smell of shit off me.
At least the Indians have the right idea: http://www.pbase.com/jtodhunter/indian_toilet
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iLOVENZB
Fuck. That.
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I don't know how people can drink scotch straight or why anyone would get used to it.
When my dad was with my godparents they would go through a bottle after they close the door for the shop. Funny thing was they never had hangovers ... damn the Europeans know how to drink.
:unsure:
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chavis
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Something Else
I'll take that to the pub and see what happens.
I'll tell you what'll happen, mate. It'll end up on Channel 4 next week on the Frankie Boyle show.
That cunt stole my act to the max.
Jerry Sadowitz.
Tramadol Nights wasn't good. :dabs:
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Re: Last one to post wins the internets
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Something Else
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chavis
I'll tell you what'll happen, mate. It'll end up on Channel 4 next week on the Frankie Boyle show.
That cunt stole my act to the max.
Jerry Sadowitz.
Tramadol Nights wasn't good. :dabs:
Yep, some of those sketches were painful to watch. To be honest, I find most of his stuff formulaic and pretty predictable.
Jerry Sadowitz is much better. He really is a cunt.
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The Pall Bearers Review.
Was one of Sadowitz's TV things.
The Pallbearers Review.
Was a periodical about magic.
Sadowitz is an excellent magicist
Coincidence, I think not.
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Ooops i meant:
Fuck you!:wub:
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Dawgs.
Got absolutely annihilated Friday night, only just recovered :(
Haven't gotten that bad in a long long time, there weren't even that many pints involved it was just shot after shot after shot... started around half seven and could only manage to stay out till 1ish, got into an argument with a bouncer and he rightfully refused to let me in, that's the last i remember of it. I somehow got back to the flat and woke up at 2:30pm covered in sick down one side of the bed and a spilt bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes and milk fucking everywhere on the other side of the bed, was a fucking mess! Then started throwing up pure bile thinking i was going to die, then went back to sleep for a bit. then showered and sprawled out on the sofa watching the whole of misses doubtfire from start to finish... fucking hideous night.
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Robin Williams in old lady drag has been known to produce bile vomits in many viewers. Good to hear you survived your evening!
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He also looked well fit!1 ...its works christmas doo on wednesday ffs :no:
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Those are FBI agents ross.
Is newsgroups or usenet (???) that thing where your isp has to provide it in order for you to use it?
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Not many provide it these days, if they do it's usually crap.
You have to pay for a good usenet provider. It's well worth it.
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We don't even pay for internet service.We are true pirates.
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i r stealing from downstairs WEP interwebs right now :01:
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tesco
Not many provide it these days, if they do it's usually crap.
You have to pay for a good usenet provider. It's well worth it.
I find Virgin's usenets to be perfectly adequate. The only irksome thing is the 7 day retention, but I just have a quick swatch most nights to see if there's anything I fancy stealing
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JPaul
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tesco
Not many provide it these days, if they do it's usually crap.
You have to pay for a good usenet provider. It's well worth it.
I find Virgin's usenets to be perfectly adequate. The only irksome thing is the 7 day retention, but I just have a quick swatch most nights to see if there's anything I fancy stealing
That's fine for you then, but 7 day retention would be useless to me because I tend to download things when I want to watch them and not when they are released, so that I can save my monthly bandwith from being wasted on something I might not watch for a few months. :)
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i can't Imagen a world where you have download limits :mellow: i don't even know if we have one for our BT homehub here in the flat... i'll steal the occasional thing through our own connection, a few things through near by connections and the majority of it ewesing works super jiggawot connection :01:
just about to watch http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0997152/ wot i stole months ago and couldn't be bothered with till now :01:
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I download stuff on the off chance that I might want to watch it one day. I probly only ever watch about 10% of it, possibly even less than that now I think about it.
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That's what I used to do until my ISP started enforcing the caps with overage charges...
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Mr. Mulder
i can't Imagen a world where you have download limits :mellow: i don't even know if we have one for our BT homehub here in the flat... i'll steal the occasional thing through our own connection, a few things through near by connections and the majority of it ewesing works super jiggawot connection :01:
just about to watch
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0997152/ wot i stole months ago and couldn't be bothered with till now :01:
Post back if it's any good. I've had it for a while now but have been on the fence about whether I can be arsed or not.
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Skiz
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Mr. Mulder
i can't Imagen a world where you have download limits :mellow: i don't even know if we have one for our BT homehub here in the flat... i'll steal the occasional thing through our own connection, a few things through near by connections and the majority of it ewesing works super jiggawot connection :01:
just about to watch
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0997152/ wot i stole months ago and couldn't be bothered with till now :01:
Post back if it's any good. I've had it for a while now but have been on the fence about whether I can be arsed or not.
I've haven't seen it, but I guarantee it's shite.
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The plot looks pretty weak, but it's got a great cast.
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it was a bit meh. i like that adrian brody though, Splice was quite good and Predators was absolute kwality. Teh Experiment though, it ended up being background noise towards the end while i ironed a shirt for work tomorrow and left for a few mins to make a drink without pausing it :dabs:
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Mr. Mulder
Predators was absolute kwality.
Really:dabs:
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Skiz
The plot looks pretty weak, but it's got a great cast.
Is Aniston in it.
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enoughfakefiles
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Mr. Mulder
Predators was absolute kwality.
Really:dabs:
ewe didn't think so? I fort it was spot on! when he's falling out the sky, smacks into the ground then the predators logo comes up with that burst of music, thought it rawked :01:
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I thought they could've shown more of the predators.
Maybe I'll have to watch it again :smilie4:
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enoughfakefiles
I thought they could've shown more of the predators.
If they had intended to do that I'm sure the would have called it Lots of Predators so you can't complain about false advertising.
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You and your over analyzing fillums thing.