this or that

Alpha
Vlaka or Malaka?

neither:lol:



long hair or crew cut?

Crew cut(I have a sexy head :D)
Army or Navy?

Army

Plasma or LCD?

LCD


Comedy or drama?

Comedy
Human Centipede or Hostel?

Hostel


Educated or intelligent?

Intelligent
Commercial job or retail?

Retail


DIY(Where practicable) or Pay for it?

Attempt DIY and then give up and pay for it, usually how everything I do goes :P.
Tyler Durdon or The Narrator (Fight Club)? - No brainer here :P