You egomaniacal twit, I was calling myself the devil.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
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You egomaniacal twit, I was calling myself the devil.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I'm sorry, I may have overreacted a little. Please forgive me, but I'm a little overprotective of my metaphors.
Oh, fuck. You want to be inside me.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyYou egomaniacal twit, I was calling myself the devil.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
That's a different story entirely. I was considering the other scenario on the basis of it helping with your gradual ascent to social parity with your peers - but I can't possibly countenance being a repository for your demon seed.
No, if you're overprotective of your metaphors; I'm a wounded tigress defending her brood from a nefarious jackal when it comes to my holiest of holes.
I'm just going to c&p this for next time Squeams demons I flirt with her. Good stuff. :popcorn:
Please don't :no:
Why are you so infatuated with your asshole? Also, in your metaphor, I'm the hyena that's totally plowing his hard on into your cubs while you swat at jackals.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If I think about it, that would make you the second person on this board that has to be wary of future interactions between me and their children.
Because of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyBecause of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Dave just reported me for harshing a member who hasn't posted for a year (trufax), imagine the reaction when he sees me lolling at a mental picture of his dream gurl in the bath when she was eight.
I almost went with hyena, it being the first opportunist hunter that sprang to mind, but it would have weakened my metaphor as hyenas are particularly social mammals that hunt in packs.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyWhy are you so infatuated with your asshole? Also, in your metaphor, I'm the hyena that's totally plowing his hard on into your cubs while you swat at jackals.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
If I think about it, that would make you the second person on this board that has to be wary of future interactions between me and their children.
You can't be a hyena, Mary, not until you're fixed :smilie4:
I can tell by your style, I think I've known for a whileQuote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyBecause of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
you don't mind cocks or vaginas
as long as they're minors
cause you're a paedophile