I think I know what's up with Idol.

I'll just strap a big cannister of mustard gas to my back, and turn the hose on everything in sight when they come for me.

Fuck aiming. It's the only way to make sure.

Naturally, I have a special cupboard for it, with a padlock and everything. It's the responsible thing to do.

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I'll just strap a big cannister of mustard gas to my back, and turn the hose on everything in sight when they come for me.

Fuck aiming. It's the only way to make sure.

Naturally, I have a special cupboard for it, with a padlock and everything. It's the responsible thing to do.

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And you've got a shotgun by it to shoot the lock off in an emergency? :blink:

:lol:

The kids need some Huggies, so I'm off to rob a convenience store (don't worry, it's not loaded), and will be back in 2 hours.

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Seriously, I've got to finish something with a strict deadline in the next 2 hours. Will be back then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54QGl9DTVDw

Just you wait till them long, long, fucking long range magnums hit the shops, Art. Then you're fucked.

hmmz
A house with a couple of two year olds crawling around, a woman, an internet addicted student, and unsecured firearms.

I wonder if mbm and his unsecured Heckler cock 45 would be any match for Dave and his baseball bat of justice.

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hmmz
A house with a couple of two year olds crawling around, a woman, an internet addicted student, and unsecured firearms.

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Don't forget the pain meds. :D

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Alright, now I'm actually going to do my time-sensitive stuffs...

Dave actually came round last night for a loan of my semtex baseball bat. :pinch:

I should've thunk it thoroughly, innit.

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Originally Posted by Snee

I'll just strap a big cannister of mustard gas to my back, and turn the hose on everything in sight when they come for me.

Fuck aiming. It's the only way to make sure.

Naturally, I have a special cupboard for it, with a padlock and everything. It's the responsible thing to do.

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And you've got a shotgun by it to shoot the lock off in an emergency? :blink:

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I keep explosives handy for just such an event. Naturally.

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And you've got a shotgun by it to shoot the lock off in an emergency? :blink:

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I keep explosives handy for just such an event. Naturally.

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Some of Chalice' spare semtex? :blink: