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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Finally! I was waiting for our forum story arc to bring in a love interest for Artemis.
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Finally! I was waiting for our forum story arc to bring in a love interest for Artemis.
Good afternoon, you bunch of horrible cunts.
Today I will be mostly be being lonely, not going to work, travelling to the further reaches of being wopped, and posting pish on the internets, in that order. Might even have a drinky-poo, who knows. :01:
Whatever happens, it'll be fucking fantastic.
Top of the apres-midi to you, too.
What a life you lead. God's pocket, that's where you are.
You think you could put that big brain of yours to work devising a plan so that your missus takes my missus and spawn to foreign shores the next time they go?
I'm sure I'll have a great time.
It's like the before times only better, mate. I didn't have a house in the before times. A distant relative is a wonderful thing indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Speaking of progeny, I'm working on a thread that just needs to be aired. You're in it and everything. Such is its searing relevance that the very future of this forum hinges upon it, teetering voidwards. That's all I can say at this juncture.
You did this before and I almost fell off the edge of my seat, such was the anticipation.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceIt's like the before times only better, mate. I didn't have a house in the before times. A distant relative is a wonderful thing indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Speaking of progeny, I working on a thread that just needs to be aired. You're in it and everything. Such is its searing relevance that the very future of this forum hinges upon it, teetering voidwards. That's all I can say at this juncture.
And then you didn't post anything.
Can't remember what it was about but it was of extreme importance.
I'm going to go ahead and assume that you're playing with my emotions this time, too. I'll be better prepared this time, you just see if I'm not.
Just have Squeams distract you with more tales of her sexual gymnastics and all rational thought will cease, then if Chalice leaves you in suspense again you will hardly notice, well at least until your brain resumes normal function and the drool dries. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by mankerYou did this before and I almost fell off the edge of my seat, such was the anticipation.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
And then you didn't post anything.
Can't remember what it was about but it was of extreme importance.
I'm going to go ahead and assume that you're playing with my emotions this time, too. I'll be better prepared this time, you just see if I'm not.
I'm taking that as you want me to lubricate Squeams up sufficiently so that she'll post more about her cervix such that you can knock a quick one out before bed without going to all that effort of finding some new pr0nz on the internets.
I can see inside your soul, Artster :smilie4:
Sad but true, but I'm not the one who wishes I had two cocks. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Only so I'd have a shot at coming half-way near to filling her cavernous pink manhole of a lady-garden.
Nice try, it must be nice to be the owner of such a selective memory. At the time you were wishing you had two penises so that you could perform your very own double penetration (although the eiffel tower afterwards would have been a bit of a letdown).Quote:
Originally Posted by manker