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Smirnoff tastes like shit, even mixed 1/2 with coke!
Last night went to Speedway, got bored so went on the piss with mates. All the pubs were closed because of Easter so had to got to some stingy pub for oldies, Only had enough for Smirnoff.
Fucking Russians, how can they do it? Ouzo ftw!
I can't believe that on Easter a car full of drunks can drive home and not get caught. What type of country is this? For the record I met some tourist from Canada who sounds like a Frenchie, added him on Facebook like a boss!
Might post some pics of speedway once I get my phone back. Some bitch has it.
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Bwahahahahahahahaha!
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Office is empty today, if there's no one here to brake anything then i have very little to do :eyebrows: it is also payday, i bought a coffee as big as the moon to celebrate. the wimin wot served me in Costa was SO fit!! she was short, blonde and from some war torn country like france or somewhere exotic. i would drink coffee out of her vagina. That's not fact, that's science.
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Holiday in Australia:
Dont go to work, get drunk and then work twice as hard on a hangover because you have to catch up on the days you missed.
Farrrk this country!!!
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Meanwhile on ewwwtube, I found someone funny, his name is Steve Hughes, he's supposedly Australian but I've never heard of him here :blink:.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAnGYfnFz9I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HRLvfbauA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0lVbMOMTi0
Might try this when some tourists asks me again :dry::
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxUm-2x-2dM
England I bow at yer feat because of your comedy you keep spitting out.
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Nein worky.
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Still no winner, huh? :lol:
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Don't know which score board you're looking at :eyebrows:
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Office is empty today, if there's no one here to brake anything then i have very little to do :eyebrows: it is also payday, i bought a coffee as big as the moon to celebrate. the wimin wot served me in Costa was SO fit!! she was short, blonde and from some war torn country like france or somewhere exotic. i would drink coffee out of her vagina. That's not fact, that's science.
Y no pics?
I'm serially dipanointed in you :no:
