How To Get To Heaven When You Die

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Originally Posted by tralalala

What happens if one is Jew and wants to go to heaven? :blink:

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Piece of cake, convert to the one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.

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Originally Posted by tralalala

... parted a fish between 5 thousand people (a whale obviously).

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:noes:

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Originally Posted by tralalala

Invented what? Jeebus was the one who walked on water (shallow water) and parted a fish between 5 thousand people (a whale obviously).

How do I, a Jew, get to heaven?! :huh:

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I imagine religious people on both sides of the fence (jews/christians) have fairly similar views of the other lots' chances of salvation.

Just look to your own, yeah?

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Originally Posted by Sextent;

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Originally Posted by tralalala;

What happens if one is Jew and wants to go to heaven? :blink:

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Piece of cake, convert to the one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.

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Why? The guy you believe did all those thingies and told all those tales and stories (I'm going according to Billy Connoly's Crucifixion sketch) - Was jew himself.. Why not follow him all the way and becometh a Jeweth as welleth? Obviously he was doin something right getting a billion people to be loik him.

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Originally Posted by tralalala

Invented what? Jeebus was the one who walked on water (shallow water) and parted a fish between 5 thousand people (a whale obviously).

How do I, a Jew, get to heaven?! :huh:

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As far as I can see the original Jeebus was Jewish and spoke only to Jews - it kind of got out of hand after his death. So he must have been talking about a Jewish heaven. We only get in on default. I think he compared us to dogs getting scraps at the master's table as I recollect. :fst: *random smilie usage - never seen this one before*. So I reckon you have first shout although frodosexytime will no doubt tell us there are conditions and small print. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by tralalala

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Originally Posted by Sextent;

Piece of cake, convert to the one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.

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Why? The guy you believe did all those thingies and told all those tales and stories (I'm going according to Billy Connoly's Crucifixion sketch) - Was jew himself.. Why not follow him all the way and becometh a Jeweth as welleth? Obviously he was doin something right getting a billion people to be loik him.

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You don' really have a very firm grasp of what christianity entails, do you?

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Originally Posted by Sextent

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Originally Posted by FatBob

merry xmas .

why is christ called christ ? :wacko:

isnt he Yeshu of Nazareth ?

where did this name jesus christ came from ?

you could have called him timmy

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His Given name was Jesus and Christ means Messiah.

So he was Jesus, The Messiah.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by Sextent

His Given name was Jesus and Christ means Messiah.

So he was Jesus, The Messiah.

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Yeshu was a fairly popular name - it could just as easily have been Timmy the Messiah

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oh ok . :happy:

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Originally Posted by tralalala

Invented what? Jeebus was the one who walked on water (shallow water) and parted a fish between 5 thousand people (a whale obviously).

How do I, a Jew, get to heaven?! :huh:

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jesus(jesus'ses) dad makes all the decisions , and he is jew :mellow:

why doesnt timmies talk about jesuses dad ?

no dad = no son you know

Of course Christians talk about Jesus' Dad as well, he's God like. Kind of pops up the odd time.