Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

I just logged onto my work domain and checked some reports, my work mail, and the state of the system I'm in charge of. I'm disgusted at myself, disgusted I say.

The server is also running dead slow, in the middle of the night, so, uh, I'm thinking I need to do something when I get back :dabs: :ghey:

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Originally Posted by Snee

I just logged onto my work domain and checked some reports, my work mail, and the state of the system I'm in charge of. I'm disgusted at myself, disgusted I say.

The server is also running dead slow, in the middle of the night, so, uh, I'm thinking I need to do something when I get back :dabs: :ghey:

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Ffs, mate. Get back there as quick as you can - for no other reason than you've not posted since you started your epic three weeks off.

I thought we'd be inundated with updates of the life of Snee, but no. No. You went and got a life and probably go laid.
You heartless bar-steward.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

He could always just fiddle mary's wife while using the secret anime card to assume some form of comradeship, just as long as he is a tentacle porn connoisseur, he should be in. :blink:

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For the vinyl, I don't have any interest in tentacle porn. If women are going to be fucked by phallus representations, I prefer them to be strap-ons or overgrown clitori. Yes, that's a no on dildo.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Never thought of it before, but there's something slightly arousing about having secks with one of your online buddy's wyfe. :wub::sly::shame:

Now if only that opportunity reared its arse on a shorter proximity than a perfect diagonal across the US. :frusty:

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If I drove under 80 mph while trying to quickly get through your state, who knows what could have happened?

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

If women are going to be fucked by phallus representations, I prefer them to be strap-ons or overgrown clitori.

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Have you ever watched One Night in Chyna.
Just wondering.

Day off work paralysed with no pay ftw.

Thanks for the review man.

No probs.
What's this about being paralysed. You just had a sore hip yesterday.

In other news - Snee sent me a PM about what happened to him, basically he might as well have had his whole arm amputated and re-attached for all the problems he's had with it, including a shouty nerve and doctors breaking his fingers on purpose.

Being Swedish; it's not all about a high standard of living and fucking blondes in steam baths.

Swedish pain therapy is a well recognised art. They need the hawt blondes to balance it out.

I think I was compensating for the hip yesterday, and ended up doing my back in. Only felt it when I woke up. I can't stand up right now. I'm aiming to cure it this evening so I can be back in tomorrow. I'm pretty orsum at recovering.

Couple of old peoples' complaints right there. Are you sure that your chilblains or prostate aren't playing up, too.

Just sent you some shemail, btw.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

If women are going to be fucked by phallus representations, I prefer them to be strap-ons or overgrown clitori.

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Have you ever watched One Night in Chyna.
Just wondering.

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I've heard about it since X-Pac sometimes visits on a radio program I listen to while I commute. For some reason it did not give me an urge to look it up, maybe 15 years ago sure, but when one of the participants describes it as pretty gross, I'm inclined to heed the warning.