Can anybody talk me down from buying a bicycle?

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by manker

Ronaldo was like a god last night, btw.

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You have to love team sports.It's the only place where someone can be part of a multi-hour event but only actively involved in the play for 10 seconds and still be considered a god.

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Weird thing:
I hadn't really considered what you said right there until this tournament.
We're not really that big on stats but they're using this new one to tell you how long a player spends on the ball. Ronaldo's was something like 45 seconds in the first game, 1:02 mins in the second game and 1:43 in the game in which I described him as a god.


I then thought about the recent Reuters list in which it's reported that he has the highest salary of any athlete in any team in the world. £25million per year.
If he plays 60 games in a year and spends an average of one minute on the ball in each game. His hourly rate is £25million.

I then decided I hated sport related stats and continued wanking.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by manker

Ronaldo was like a god last night, btw.

I'm talking about the puntsphere and not about some handsome young man who shared my bunk.
Not that there was a handsome young man in my bunk last night. Or any night. Or a man of any other description.

Except me. I'm a man, like.

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You even send the men home? Why so distant?

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:mellow:
I just watch and injaculate when a goal is scored by one of my favourites.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

You have to love team sports.It's the only place where someone can be part of a multi-hour event but only actively involved in the play for 10 seconds and still be considered a god.

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Weird thing:
I hadn't really considered what you said right there until this tournament.
We're not really that big on stats but they're using this new one to tell you how long a player spends on the ball. Ronaldo's was something like 45 seconds in the first game, 1:02 mins in the second game and 1:43 in the game in which I described him as a god.


I then thought about the recent Reuters list in which it's reported that he has the highest salary of any athlete in any team in the world. £25million per year.
If he plays 60 games in a year and spends an average of one minute on the ball in each game. His hourly rate is £25million.

I then decided I hated sport related stats and continued wanking.

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I commend you on your good judgment.

Actually those sort stats also translate to baseball(baseball in case you are so English as to not know what that is ,is sort of like cricket except it possibly makes sense to someone ,somewhere) where it is technically possible to play the entire game without making contact with the ball and Amercian foosball where long periods of standing around doing nothing is broken up by 3 seconds of extreme violence at the end of which everyone for reasons unknown falls down.

I can't comment on basketball as it is a Black only thing and I prefer to show "them" proper non-racist respect and not give my views on something I have no business ,like rap and jheri curls, talking about.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWdzj8tQ8HM

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by manker

Weird thing:
I hadn't really considered what you said right there until this tournament.
We're not really that big on stats but they're using this new one to tell you how long a player spends on the ball. Ronaldo's was something like 45 seconds in the first game, 1:02 mins in the second game and 1:43 in the game in which I described him as a god.


I then thought about the recent Reuters list in which it's reported that he has the highest salary of any athlete in any team in the world. £25million per year.
If he plays 60 games in a year and spends an average of one minute on the ball in each game. His hourly rate is £25million.

I then decided I hated sport related stats and continued wanking.

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I commend you on your good judgment.

Actually those sort stats also translate to baseball(baseball in case you are so English as to not know what that is ,is sort of like cricket except it possibly makes sense to someone ,somewhere) where it is technically possible to play the entire game without making contact with the ball and Amercian foosball where long periods of standing around doing nothing is broken up by 3 seconds of extreme violence at the end of which everyone for reasons unknown falls down.

I can't comment on basketball as it is a Black only thing and I prefer to show "them" proper non-racist respect and not give my views on something I have no business ,like rap and jheri curls, talking about.

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funneh :schanuz:


What's a hjeri curl?

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Originally Posted by manker

funneh :schanuz:


What's a hjeri curl?

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(Surprisingly) I didn't understand the first bit so I googled it.

Attachment 116599

I still don't understand but at least now I'm amused while confused.

Oh and a hjeri curl is what Hasidic Jews do to grow their biceps.

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I meant to do this smilie :schnauz:

And also now you can google pink sock

I could but I won't.
I have this feeling that some things are better left alone.

But now you'll never get the joke :(

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But now you'll never get the joke :(

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I was never meant to.