this or that

SKITTLES!!!!!
Blue Waffle or Aids?

Blue Waffle

Strumpfs or The Simpsons?

Simpsons
Black or White?

Black.

Custard or cream?

Cream.

Sprite or Coke?

Pepsi
Android or iOS?

Android

Dildo or vibrator?

Vibrator
Wife or fuck buddy?

Fuck buddy.

Cake or feces?

Cake
Custard or cream fresh?