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:glag::earl:

Is the 15th sexiest man in Uttoxeter.

^ chips monks

Is really Douglas Adams.

Semi-obscure reference above.

^ monks chips

When enraged Mulder has the strength of almost 1 normal man,.

^ smells like poo :snooty:

Smells poo.

^ eats poo (and drinks wee)

Collects dog poo with a pooper scooper as a hobby.

Supplies Chip with most of his dietary requirements.